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Stan Byerman

@stanbyerman.bsky.social
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Beloved country crooner. Third (and fifth) husband of Patsy Cline. Tell your grandma she left her chemise in my touring bus. She's got my number.

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can't believe he gets away with saying this stuff!
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oscar Wilde before and after haircut
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wait, I thought
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone talks about the 1893 World's Columbian Exposition in Chicago, but we all know the 1901 Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo was better
Pan-American Exposition official logo
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What about Cap'n Crunch? Would you ever sail on a boat with this lunatic?
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Photo I took last weekend at a state park bathroom over the urinal
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not long until @mariabamford.bsky.social comes to Iowa City! Almost sold out.
Englert theater sign with Maria Bamford
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Corner of Ash and Minnesota
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Homer: What a bleak horrible future we live in!
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hanging out at the marina. Learned that sailors don't say "Ahoy!" or "Avast!" They actually say stuff like "Who are you?" and "Get off the dock or we're calling the police."
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Gil Scott-Heron must be spinning in his grave
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Fine. I'll read some business media. Happy?
Old man reading a magazine
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
When your colonoscopy is on your anniversary
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Roger Sweet, the creator of He-Man and Skeletor. You can never know what lies in the heart of a man.
Tiny old smiling man in a striped shirt
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What is something that seems like a good idea on paper, but completely ridiculous in real life? My vote: umbrella hats
Umbrella hats
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Vanderbilt, her sire
Vanderbilt the hog
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A sow named "Beauty" depicted in an 1875 atlas of Washington County, Iowa. I'll post a picture of her boyfriend- the sire of the same farm-in the replies
A sow named beauty
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Chex Mix lways reminds me of diatoms
Diatoms
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
"Amazing! Your comment has 1 upvotes and 1 replies!" Nice to know that I am as popular on Reddit as I am on Bluesky
Reddit notification saying I have one upvote and one reply
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I wish I loved anything as much as the previous owner of this cookbook loved boiled pudding
1920s cookbook with stained pudding page
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Yep.
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
My grandma used to drink this tea when I was a little boy, so I associated it with ancient times, like horse-drawn carriages. Tried it recently. Pretty good. Kind of a proto-chai, or spiced Earl Grey. Or maybe I'm just approaching the age Babcia was when I knew her.
Sachet of Constant Comment tea
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Low budget male exotic dancer
Herb Stripper $9
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Paired well with the post below in my timeline. This is how I picture you now
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Best Goodwill find of the year? Tupperware banana buddy.
Tupperware banana buddy
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The famous scene in the 1962 comedy It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World when Johnathan Winters beats Phil Silvers with inner tubes.
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Nevermind. Just found out some dipshit turned him into a meme coin, now it's the first search result. The modern world sucks.
Crow with a knife, as I remember him, before he became a dumb meme coin.
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
@pftompkins.bsky.social about to start his tour, first time in Iowa!
Stage with PFT slideshow
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Come on, Iowa! If we don't pack the the Englert, @pftompkins.bsky.social might not come back.
Englert Theater marquee, Iowa City, headlining Paul F. Tompkins
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Hy-Vee has ALL the ethnic foods
Sign that says "Whiteys" in a grocery aisle
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Sorry, @theonion.com best you to it
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Roses are red, violets are green, let's kiss at the
Man eating egg salad next to an enormous Egg Salad Machine
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Despite eating nothing but sugary cereal, King Vitaman has better teeth than King Charles.
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Happy 80th birthday, Rod Stewart! I assume all those rumors we heard in middle school aren't true.
Photo of Mick Hucknell
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
2025 as seen from 1980
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Which should we play, colonialism or capitalism?
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The closest thing to porn in our house
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Is it just me or do other people find the heavy water isotope kind of sexy?
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Michigan Fun Fact: on the Michigan flag there is a gnome named Tuebor.
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I had that dream again where Mamie Eisenhower kisses me gently on the forehead and tells me that everything will be all right.
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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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