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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻

@hgokie.bsky.social
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 11h
It smells like last place on the no-cut cross country team prerace run and spaghetti feed night outside
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Wizard of Oz: I'll Get You, My Pretty!
ALT: Wizard of Oz: I'll Get You, My Pretty!
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine going to Princeton and playing water polo
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prop @jailrespecter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dworkin was absolutely right that society teaches that women are ontologically dirty and every time a man violates a woman it's treated not as a conscious choice to harm another person but rather as a moment of cosmic revelation of that fundamental dirtiness
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s been too long since I went to an art museum
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’re joking me. Paul Newman starred in a Lew Archer adaptation and this is the first I’m hearing about it???
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week
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ustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Euthanasia activists be like nooo you can’t ritually execute someone for committing a crime, you can only do that if they’re disabled
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ads on the TV background, ads on the bus stop, ads on the back of tshirts, ads in the middle of sentences on a podcast, Bluesky with no ads is one of the last bastions
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kazuyuki Ohtsu (Japanese, 1935) Rising Moon
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They tell you October is the spooky month?? They’re lying, it’s canonically end of September according to the founder of spooky, Mr. Bram Stoker.
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s time for another Lew Archer
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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Booting up Chosun Texas, the KPop remix
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Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if we were numerate enough--if we understood how many women and girls are made sacrifice to the altar of promising young men with bright futures--we might not survive it. accounting for that loss will take the rest of my life, and yours. but we've got to; that's the only way of killing the thing.
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John Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While you were choosin’ Texas, I studied the blade
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t believe they had the audacity to put Game of Thrones (fart noises) and Breaking Bad (depression-inducing fart noises) in the top 10 TV shows. Ridiculous
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How early can you tell what kinda middle aged man obsession a boy is going to have? Because my second grader’s two biggest interests in school have been Alexander the Great and the ancient Olympics
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The dumbest motherfuckers in the world, part 129. Not only the not knowing your own zip code (insane!) but willingly saying it to a reporter of the New York Times
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Andi Jackson is the most impressive athlete to ever exist
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I should brush up on my French if I’m going assimilate to my new homeland (Quebec) once my dual citizenship is verified
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Text from a class mom making a graphic for a school event: “I had too much fun with ChatGPT”
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Michael Jordan - Stop It Get Some Help Meme
ALT: Michael Jordan - Stop It Get Some Help Meme
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Orrin Grey @orringrey.com · 21/09/2026
No thoughts, only this bat from the opening credits of My Neighbor Totoro (1988).
A very cheerful bat from the opening credits of My Neighbor Totoro (1988).
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
$25 worth of pumpkins. Omaha I will always love you
Trunk nearly full of cool pumpkins
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Derry Girls The Americans Slow Horses Andor Community Station Eleven Broadchurch Taskmaster Over the Garden Wall Crash Landing on You
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh HELL YES Carly Rae Jepsen open.spotify.com/track/4rMGpY...
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Versailles
Carly Rae Jepsen · Day and Night · Song · 2026
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can’t believe Tom Brady said “shit” and “piss missile” in the same broadcast. Live sports TV is amazing
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a Granny Smith apple and caramel dip waiting for me in the fridge
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Learned today that my granddad was the quarterback of the football team at North Dakota and simultaneously had a student job in the kitchen of a sorority
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I miss the World Cup
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 20/09/2026
CH. 32: CETOLOGY but it's about Pokémon
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m sure everybody’s noticed but just a reminder, between now and the election the vibes are gonna be real off around here. they won’t get better after either but from now to the election they will also be off
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I always felt left out that everyone learned the 50 states in alphabetical order in school by memorizing the song so I just… played the song a bunch for myself as an adult and now I know it, too
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I asked one of my 9yo’s best friends what her middle name was. She paused for a split second and then grinned at me: “Danger.”
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🎶 girls they wanna chew gum 🎶 🎵 ohhhh girls just wanna chew gum 🎵
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The new formula Kirkland pepperoni frozen pizzas are fire, they made a great product even better. Costco win 876
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Cuñada Ilustrada @cilustrada.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A veces, la vida de un controlador de tráfico marítimo puede ser muy dura...🤭😅🤣🤣🤣 Buenos días, cieletes 😘🤗🩵💪😎
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Andi Jackson is the most impressive athlete to ever exist
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Recommend 👍 open.spotify.com/track/6u3yqf...
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Double Dutch
FORAGER · Even a Child Can Cover the Sun with a Finger · Song · 2026
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Falling asleep to rain and thunder >>>>>
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wish I could rewatch Crash Landing on You again for the first time
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I played lights out tennis, maybe my best ever, for 37 minutes. Then I devolved into a creature who seemingly had never held a racquet before. Playing sports is fun like that
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Accidentally logged in to my MIL’s YouTube homepage. It is unimaginably bad out there
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Freaked me out to learn that scientists estimate that there are up to 8x the current volume of all the oceans’ water stored in the mantle of our planet
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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