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Serial Parking Violator

@srlprkngvltr.bsky.social
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El Fantasma Cafeínado, dog walker, husband. Scoffing parking regulations with regularity & jocularity since 1977.

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Serial Parking Violator @srlprkngvltr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It would go a long way.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
In which Eric Schmitt, rumored candidate for VP in an (ugh) JD Vance 2028 presidential run, pre-emptively loses 22 electoral votes in Georgia and Iowa
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Best moments of the Schmitt/Smith/Klobuchar exchange, ranked: 5. Klobuchar: "We have the Gophers." 4. Klobuchar: "You got the teams wrong, sir." 3. Smith: "It's possible I flew through the Atlanta airport." 2. Klobuchar: "Hmm." 1. Schmitt: "I don't think you know that we have this stuff."
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Br. Dr. Ken Homan, SJ @kenhomansj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I taught at an all-boys prep school, we'd do an activity where I had them list every sexual term they could think of. They'd often laugh, as many were absurd things meant for Urban Dictionary. We'd then go through how many terms were violent (~85%) and how many were male-dominant (~90%).
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Serial Parking Violator @srlprkngvltr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt is too stupid and/or incompetent to represesent Missouri if he and his staff can't tell the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Hawkeyes women's team. There are many, clear differences. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
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Jack Smith Defends Trump Charges as Senator’s Perjury Claim Falls Apart (Gift Article)
A Republican eager to prove the former special counsel was dishonest appeared to instead demonstrate his own confusion over basic facts.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Socialism is what they called public power.  Socialism is what they called social security.    Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.   Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952
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Erin Gallagher @3r1ng.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is wild
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People who are posting like this and not pointing at the bigger picture about the many challenging conditions for young people in and out of the US are really revealing themselves: bsky.app/profile/kair...
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I found watching Trump’s UN speech today deeply depressing. It is a matter of national shame and humiliation that he is our president. Every country in the world, friend and foe alike, sees we are governed by a vainglorious fool.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Republicans: "Gas may be five dollars a gallon but at least the president is a pedophile."
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Serial Parking Violator @srlprkngvltr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Great thread about discourse surrounding U.S. higher education.
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Hal 10000 @hal10000.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Told my date I could cook."
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Fifth Circuit ruled 10 to 5 that the Black people in Jackson, Mississippi who are being poisoned by the government do not have a viable constitutional claim and can try voting harder instead and I feel like this is not a good faith recommendation ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...
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Fifth Circuit: Unfortunately, Originalism Means the Government Is Allowed to Poison Your Drinking Water
By defining constitutional rights as narrowly as possible, conservative judges make it easy to conclude that those rights do not exist.
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Look. See? “Lie” Is that so goddamn hard?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The title really says it all.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Listen, I have no earthly idea why they call themselves "The SoapGirls" but if you go by that name and you start doing Nazi shit it sure does invite some questions
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/09/2026
in real life when people mention they used AI I am starting to interrupt right there to say in a John Mulaney way, "you know, like a loser," and it's very effective at pissing people off.
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Reader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That's the great thing about empathy, because even from a completely rationalist perspective, it spares you from looking like this much of an idiot
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
📌Whether you’ve seen this one before or not, it can’t be shared enough.
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Trump-aligned gas stations allegedly used classic Trump business model www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/08/trum...
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Trump-aligned gas stations allegedly used classic Trump business model - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Yoni and Randy could do anything. Especially run up bills on the joint’s credit. And why not? Nobody’s gonna pay for it anyway. And as soon as the deliveries are made in the front door, you move the s...
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
DEI is popular
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
every day is one day closer to the day it finally happens
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Reupping this piece I updated recently. www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/blog/myths-a...
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Unpacking Myths About Noncitizen Voting — How Heritage Foundation’s Own Data Still Proves It’s Not the Problem It’s Made Out to Be - American Immigration Council
A close examination of the evidence put forward by critics shows just how extraordinarily rare noncitizen voting truly is.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Check on your queer friends
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We are all Canadians now
"Trump glares as a Canadian beaver flips the bird in his face and Miss Liberty gives a snide Pelosi Clap."
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Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was the opposite of Elon Musk. She created, she donated, she gave, she loved. We all need to be a bit more more Dolly now that she’s gone.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let’s talk about Medicare for All. What would it mean for the individual American? ⬇ The day you’re born you get a card that gives you health insurance with no premium, co-pay, or deductible. Doesn’t matter if you get a job, lose a job, turn 26 or 65, get married or divorced — it's there for you.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 17/08/2026
I love that everybody longingly wishes Zohran could be mayor of their city or in the White House, but trust me, there are many more Zohran’s out there in every community all over the US. So stop daydreaming and start organizing to defeat billionaire backed candidates in elections.
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He's back in the ICU with "low blood pressure" now, and frankly, this is looking like it might be it. Please, friends, if you or someone you know has a safe, comfortable, loving landing zone for his two cats, please please *please* speak up ASAP.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 14/08/2026
Boggles the mind how the majority of military folks support this guy who despises them.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Now’s your chance. Go for the gold. bit.ly/4q6t8q8
A promotional image features the text: "Put the 'Gold' in 'Golden Shower'. Unlock the Secret Wealth Stream. Sign Up Now. Infowars." The background shows a showerhead with water and gold bars beside a bottle filled with a golden liquid.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 13/08/2026
you have to learn to live with the reality that you do not have privacy. especially when you are organizing. especially when you are challenging this regime. there is no place safe to disclose anything that might be construed as illegal by the worst actors.
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U.S. Investigated Left-Leaning Groups During Minnesota Immigration Crackdown (Gift Article)
The government conducted expansive surveillance, infiltrated group chats and obtained financial records of organizations never accused of crimes.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I always take a photo of the "Patients of the Day" board at the vet so I can look at them later. Here are some of my recent favorites: Handsome Dan Trudy Noodle Shadow Lord Eddie Van Halen Professor Waffles Big Fuzzy Ketchup Towbar Starfox Enya Miss Pickles Little Guy Ron Sneaky Pete Simétrico
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Serial Parking Violator @srlprkngvltr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sensible. Life is too short to read a book you don't enjoy. Unless you're a reviewer, but then it's your job.
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Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
so much winning, you'll get tired of it
Pair of headlines from WSJ

Trump Thought Opening Hormuz Was Imminent. Iran Had Other Plans.

Tehran’s new demands for major concessions come days after the White House had signaled a deal to clear commercial passage was within reach.

Israel Rejects Next Phase of Trump’s Gaza Peace Plan

Despite pressure from the U.S. president, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu dismissed the plan for Hamas to disarm and Israel to withdraw in tandem.
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Jesse Felder @jessefelder.com · 09/08/2026
‘If built as planned, data center developers’ gas burning plants could release as much pollution in a year as half of all the passenger vehicles in the US, particulates that can contribute to heart disease, asthma, lung cancer, strokes and other ailments.’ www.nytimes.com/2026/08/05/c...
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Trump’s Vision for A.I. Dominance Comes With Major Air Pollution
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Somehow this guy isn’t even the biggest freak show running for governor of Minnesota.
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Mohave County Indivisible @mohaveindv.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Arizona has 94 days to throw the Jan 6 denier out of office.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/08/2026
Olivia Miles is electric. Courtney Williams is a vibe. Cheryl Reeves is the 🐐. Lynx are a fun team to root for right now.
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If you're still in line to beat RFK Jr with hammers, STAY IN LINE
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sure, McConnell could be dead. But another option is that he is very sick and his staff is incredibly incompetent.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We are 100 days from the midterm elections. Democrats have a clear path to the majority in the House and Senate. Trump and the GOP's only strategy is to make it harder for you to vote and easier for them to cheat. We will fight them in every district and in every state. And when we fight we win!
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Destination Venus sells comics in Harrogate! @destinationvenus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We are a comic store. It would be wrong to say we don't do politics because comics are art and art is political. We do try not to be openly partisan - this is your non-partisan reminder to ensure that you are registered to vote. Who you vote for is not our business, but you need to be sure you can.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This man is a mass murderer on the level of any of history's most reviled monsters.
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𝙾𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙸𝙰 🤍 🇲🇽 𝟺𝚃𝙷 𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙽𝚂𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙴𝚁 @olivia4t.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
🔴 #WATCH: An audience member behind #Trümp is going viral for MAKING FUN of him and doing his impersonating movements during his speech in #Georgia. Who is this audience member in the black suit⁉️
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The ICE officer who killed a man in Maine sued in late 2023 over a head injury that left him "significantly impaired" cognitively, & couldn't finish firefighter training. Two years later ICE hands him a gun and badge? Who vetted this? Sharp judgment is life-or-death in that job. Explain THAT to me.
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hahaha we have it right now
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