✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 4hI haven't driven a car in forever. Need something from Wawa? 020
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 16hSo I know the term "naturally smoked" means they don't use liquid smoke, but I like to imagine it means the herring comes out of the sea like that 140
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 18hThe trailer made it look like it was going to be slop, but it was actually a really sweet movie 020
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think these sorts of posts are funny because they're discovering the hard problem of consciousness and the binding problem, concepts that have existed in philosophy for a very long time! 140
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I heard that Forgotten Island is a hidden gem, so I'm going to go see it tomorrow 000
Reposted by ✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 01/10/2026Current* conditions near Frankfort, MI: 0121
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It should be illegal to sell products with micro-USB ports in the Year of our Lord 2026 030
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Now it is the time to prove you are the Lisan al-Ghaib 010
Reposted by ✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10593893583
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026🎵 Address the letters to the holes in my butterfly wings. Nothing's forever. Nothing's as good as it seems. 🎵 010
Reposted by ✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Reading a series on Charles I. Don't want to judge a book by its cover but it seems like he was a pretty good king 71132
Reposted by ✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨Not F1 (Bot) @notf1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whether it's your first time or you're a veteran, get familiar with the glorious flow of Sepang 😮💨#F1 #BahrainGP 041
Reposted by ✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I give you a new commandment: Love one another as I have loved you. 0227
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Without fail, shit always happens when my therapist and I are on a break 121
Reposted by ✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 31/07/2026No, I don't want AI assistance. I want to think, using my brain! 031
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I find prayer beads to be a really good way to redirect energy away from ruminating 020
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've been to the Salt Lake Valley. Provo proper is part of the hellish suburban sprawl that goes wall to wall with the Rocky Mountains, and faces serious smog and sustainability issues 150
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This reads like a pivotal piece of dialogue in the exposition of a sci-fi dystopian novel 040
Reposted by ✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 27/09/2026I think a lot of online leftists need to internalize that Zohran is a successful socialist is because he's not a hostile dickhead 280399
Reposted by ✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨4thdslip @4thdslip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Trans women will be like "you have GOT to hop on this game, it's peak" and it's some Japan-exclusive shmup for the Sega Saturn called 2740411269
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When you call me a doll, this is how I interpret it: 040
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Telling the dolls at T-girl baseball about my diabolical plans 😈 050
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My life is richer in a lot of ways now than it was 2-3 years ago, and it's continuing to improve. On one hand, I think it is nostalgia goggles. On the other, I took for granted things like not having to live with strangers, having a car, and living near an affordable grocery store 120
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dealing with a large amount of stress from a shitty roommate situation, then seeing a client submit a mailing address from the city I consider 'home', is fucking destroying me 120
Reposted by ✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨soup loop @semicolonoverdrive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Lol sorry but I love how the graphic you chose looks like it's depicting a young man cutting off his parents, who by sheer coincidence are the same people constantly featured in those NYT undecided voter surveys saying the dumbest shit imaginable. 268918
Reposted by ✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Greeks & Turks will go on about how they are ancient enemies with deep irreconcilable differences and the rest of us just see this 1124023
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I know that modern Christianity doesn't consider saying the tetragrammaton to be a sin, but I think putting it on an energy drink gets you slammed dunked into hell 030
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sometimes I feel like Stellan Skarsgård smashing a phone yelling, "TELL FUCKING GORBACHEV!" 020
Reposted by ✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Wow, we've won the Great Patriotic War! I wonder what this new era will herald for the Soviet Union!" Joseph Stalin: 17116
Reposted by ✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨KPD Max von Sydnow @mpdeejay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026These people are degenerates. 0121
Reposted by ✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"PILOTS were MEOWING and BARKING at each other over the radio at DCA" 0284
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have a roommate making a noise complaint because I came home late on a Friday night 030
✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Maybe I should love myself more than having extra spicy ttekbokki every day for lunch 010