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(she/her) 30, bi, trans 🏳️‍⚧️. Midwest Princess living in D.C. F1 fan (🐎🟥🟨). I like 🐷, 🐌, and dark whimsy. Novice baseball player. Episcopalian ✝️. I am lizard 🦎

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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 4h
I haven't driven a car in forever. Need something from Wawa?
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 16h
So I know the term "naturally smoked" means they don't use liquid smoke, but I like to imagine it means the herring comes out of the sea like that
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 18h
The trailer made it look like it was going to be slop, but it was actually a really sweet movie
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Current Mood:
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think these sorts of posts are funny because they're discovering the hard problem of consciousness and the binding problem, concepts that have existed in philosophy for a very long time!
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I heard that Forgotten Island is a hidden gem, so I'm going to go see it tomorrow
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 01/10/2026
Current* conditions near Frankfort, MI:
Western view from Harbor Lights Resort in Frankfort of the Frankfort Lighthouse and breakwaters separating Frankfort Harbor from Lake Michigan. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-10-01 17:36:02 EDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: harborlightsresort.net // Current Temp in Frankfort: 63 F | 17 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: WNW at 3 mph | 6 kph // Humidity: 94%
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Neon Genesis Evangelion
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It should be illegal to sell products with micro-USB ports in the Year of our Lord 2026
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now it is the time to prove you are the Lisan al-Ghaib
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Two days until the Evcation
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎵 Address the letters to the holes in my butterfly wings. Nothing's forever. Nothing's as good as it seems. 🎵
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOL
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reading a series on Charles I. Don't want to judge a book by its cover but it seems like he was a pretty good king
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Not F1 (Bot) @notf1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whether it's your first time or you're a veteran, get familiar with the glorious flow of Sepang 😮‍💨#F1 #BahrainGP
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give you a new commandment: Love one another as I have loved you.
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Without fail, shit always happens when my therapist and I are on a break
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A brown and white lop-eared bunny sits upright with eyes half-closed and paws tucked near its face.
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No, I don't want AI assistance. I want to think, using my brain!
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I find prayer beads to be a really good way to redirect energy away from ruminating
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𝔹𝔼𝔻𝔼 @bedescarlet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PLEASE CHECK THE URL FOR THIS POST
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been to the Salt Lake Valley. Provo proper is part of the hellish suburban sprawl that goes wall to wall with the Rocky Mountains, and faces serious smog and sustainability issues
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This reads like a pivotal piece of dialogue in the exposition of a sci-fi dystopian novel
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the train
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 27/09/2026
I think a lot of online leftists need to internalize that Zohran is a successful socialist is because he's not a hostile dickhead
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4thdslip @4thdslip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Trans women will be like "you have GOT to hop on this game, it's peak" and it's some Japan-exclusive shmup for the Sega Saturn called
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have interesting eating habits
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When you call me a doll, this is how I interpret it:
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Telling the dolls at T-girl baseball about my diabolical plans 😈
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My life is richer in a lot of ways now than it was 2-3 years ago, and it's continuing to improve. On one hand, I think it is nostalgia goggles. On the other, I took for granted things like not having to live with strangers, having a car, and living near an affordable grocery store
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dealing with a large amount of stress from a shitty roommate situation, then seeing a client submit a mailing address from the city I consider 'home', is fucking destroying me
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soup loop @semicolonoverdrive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol sorry but I love how the graphic you chose looks like it's depicting a young man cutting off his parents, who by sheer coincidence are the same people constantly featured in those NYT undecided voter surveys saying the dumbest shit imaginable.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Greeks & Turks will go on about how they are ancient enemies with deep irreconcilable differences and the rest of us just see this
George StephanopoulodDr oz
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know that modern Christianity doesn't consider saying the tetragrammaton to be a sin, but I think putting it on an energy drink gets you slammed dunked into hell
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I feel like Stellan Skarsgård smashing a phone yelling, "TELL FUCKING GORBACHEV!"
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Wow, we've won the Great Patriotic War! I wonder what this new era will herald for the Soviet Union!" Joseph Stalin:
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KPD Max von Sydnow @mpdeejay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These people are degenerates.
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"PILOTS were MEOWING and BARKING at each other over the radio at DCA"
WAOW BASED BASED BASED etc.
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What if I saw Chud Dog?
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a roommate making a noise complaint because I came home late on a Friday night
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe I should love myself more than having extra spicy ttekbokki every day for lunch
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Nuclear Bunker Ant @vapornoir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ahem -taps the sign-
You should feel safe on planes not because the crew and pilot are experts but because everyone who works in aviation wants to fuck these things and every plane that crashes is a wife that dies
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☭ Astrid: vampiretoy 💜🏳️‍⚧️ @sleepygirl42.tgirl.gay · 23/09/2026
Girl #1: I love yuri
Girl #2: I love yuri too
Yuri gagarin (first person in space): thank you girls
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