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kaleb

@squip.bsky.social
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Scromiting into the void

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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Feeling like my brain is a computer that is so incredibly bad at functioning and I am so frustrated that I'm just like this
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 17/09/2026
When will the people who argued in April 2025 that Democrats should stay silent on immigration own up to being frankly just disastrously wrong about the politics of mass deportations? Their punditry basically bordered on enablement
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when does the democracy happen
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When columbo puts on the suit that fits you know your life is over
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Idk much about what would really happen but I have a feeling everything would be better if LLCs were abolished
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026
"no one wants a folding phone" no, they didnt want a folding android phone "no one needs a folding phone" yes, but they will buy an apple folding phone accept these as facts now or you will inevitably make yourself insane when they sell lots of these
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
IPhone duo is hideous
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜
Young Ruby Bridges, photo in black and white Ruby Bridges today, photo in full color
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Julius Caesar would pronounce eevee like eewee
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Memory unlocked
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some goofy motherfuckers at panera putting big carrot slices in the chicken noodle soup
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is who you're angry at when you're yelling at me
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
amazing stuff
"This government hates us and wants us dead," Kathleen Hanna remarked during Bikini
Kill's set. "They don't give a shit about anybody's healthcare. They don't care if we're dying in parking lots of curable illnesses.
They don't give a shit. They don't care if our rights are taken away. They're ripping people off the streets. I'm not gonna tell you all the bad things! But I am gonna say it makes it hard for me in my body sometimes to have a good time. 'Cause it's hard to turn it off. And I was thinking that on the way here. I was like,
'What a gift.' What a gift we have to be able to play for you. What a gift Olivia has given all of us to do this festival.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/08/2026
so according to the CDC, *foodborne illness* is responsible for about 930 deaths a year. "food-induced illness" is a made up term RFK is using for basically every cause of mortality minus suicide.
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Shane Burley (Blue Sky Edition) @shaneburley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This reinstatement happened for one reason: a union contract. She was brought back against managements wishes because she won the highest level of the grievance procedure, arbitration. This is how you can take the power back from people like Jeff Bezos: form a union.
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love having anxiety and depression so so much it is so great to have all of my emotions in a little cart that gets pushed into a big hole at random by the mental illness creature
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Aya @melangell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"I’m not talking because every time I talk, blood comes out of my mouth and makes my dress dirty, and I don’t want my mom to have to clean it” is the last thing Hind Rajab said to the paramedics before Israel shot the car she was in 355 times.
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assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not posting as much lately cause it distracts me from standing on the street corner clawing at my eyes and shrieking that we're already dead
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 06/08/2026
Spiderman as a critique of capitalism where the hero spends his time saving people despite being unable to save himself from the crushing pressures of a capitalist system
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Someone finally willing to ask the hard questions
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wow relearning to hate going to the doctors office after not going for years. I really hate constantly paying a bunch of money for nothing
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
James Talarico on Texas officially banning THC: “Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst."
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wow! Alone!
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How tf are you supposed to go out into the world as a single not rich person. Like I have to pay for an Uber there, cover, drinks, tip, an Uber back, EASILY $60+. I hate the car state
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
whenever someone tells you that it's simply impossible for police to be charged with misconduct or criminal charges, you can tell they're wrong because some cops do get charged regularly — when they are whistleblowers or reformers prosecutors are actually extremely eager to help drum them out!
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Gotta say I think the approach towards AI needs to be more nuanced than it currently is. If we can acknowledge that machine learning algorithms to discover new cancer drugs and antibiotics are good, then we acknowledge that there is a spectrum of worthiness for AI usage.
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Learning that I dont have to have an opinion on everything has been soooo powerful
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Now that I have had a follow up appointment with a neurologist, I have learned that contrary to what the presiding doctor thought initially, I merely had a convulsive vasovagal syncopal attack and not a seizure. I will do better in the future 😔
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you can't handle me at my tired and stoned then you dont deserve me at my slightly less tired and slightly less stoned
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I hate that my body gets little to no enjoyment from food or eating. Just an annoying chore I have to do all the time
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Budget dinners for under $25" stfu
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Stupid sexy dentists
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Twice as hot" is an almost meaningless phrase
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Last person alive on earth taking the largest TV from the electronics store but not being able to mount it on the wall
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The assembly line is an insult to the divinity and intelligence of humans. I am not a christian but I can believe that Henry Ford was the antichrist
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I remember when I could watch movies, not even very long ago. Now somehow it has taken me like two weeks to watch princess diaries
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Local newspapers should be able to have some unifying and shared framework to take away operational burden, like how IGA enables/enabled small business owners to open independent grocery stores without dealing with the complexities of managing supply chains.
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 24/07/2026
I’m fucking dying
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
excited to listen to the two hour podcast special about menopause and perimenopause
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's collecting leaf littler for a nest.
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The cool thing about having a seizure is that now I can make seizure jokes
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Everyone has always known this stuff has nothing to do with reality but it’s really never been quite as stark as it is now with all these Droopy Dog looking guys mocking the lack of virile manhood in another guy because he ate lettuce once
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i think abt this tiktok like every day
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Me pretending
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Made a typo in the post, i am unworthy and must strategize so that this will never happen again. I am sorry, it was all my fault, I will change all of my behaviors so this never happens again
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sir he's having meta conversations with himself again
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I know I'm reaching a good point for my self worth when I see my posting history with so few likes and still think that I am sooo funny. I'm actually really good at this and one day I will surely be appreciated like Van Gogh
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