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kaleb

@squip.bsky.social
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Scromiting into the void

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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe my problems would be solved if I just hated myself more intensely, I think that will help
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am just so incredibly tired of feeling Like This
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Feeling like my brain is a computer that is so incredibly bad at functioning and I am so frustrated that I'm just like this
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 17/09/2026
When will the people who argued in April 2025 that Democrats should stay silent on immigration own up to being frankly just disastrously wrong about the politics of mass deportations? Their punditry basically bordered on enablement
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when does the democracy happen
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When columbo puts on the suit that fits you know your life is over
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Idk much about what would really happen but I have a feeling everything would be better if LLCs were abolished
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tried to find the original post but it's blocked and now im sad
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026
"no one wants a folding phone" no, they didnt want a folding android phone "no one needs a folding phone" yes, but they will buy an apple folding phone accept these as facts now or you will inevitably make yourself insane when they sell lots of these
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
IPhone duo is hideous
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I pretty consistently spend only like 20 minutes on bluesky a day, everything feels designed to just keep me in a constant state of outrage
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜
Young Ruby Bridges, photo in black and white Ruby Bridges today, photo in full color
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Julius Caesar would pronounce eevee like eewee
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was like 7 years old but I remember setting up this page on the family laptop, my grandmother's computer, my grandmother's work computer, and every computer I had access to. I was enthralled
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Memory unlocked
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Minced, diced, shredded, I do not care. 1/4 inch thick slices?? The fuck?
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some goofy motherfuckers at panera putting big carrot slices in the chicken noodle soup
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is who you're angry at when you're yelling at me
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
amazing stuff
"This government hates us and wants us dead," Kathleen Hanna remarked during Bikini
Kill's set. "They don't give a shit about anybody's healthcare. They don't care if we're dying in parking lots of curable illnesses.
They don't give a shit. They don't care if our rights are taken away. They're ripping people off the streets. I'm not gonna tell you all the bad things! But I am gonna say it makes it hard for me in my body sometimes to have a good time. 'Cause it's hard to turn it off. And I was thinking that on the way here. I was like,
'What a gift.' What a gift we have to be able to play for you. What a gift Olivia has given all of us to do this festival.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/08/2026
so according to the CDC, *foodborne illness* is responsible for about 930 deaths a year. "food-induced illness" is a made up term RFK is using for basically every cause of mortality minus suicide.
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Shane Burley (Blue Sky Edition) @shaneburley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This reinstatement happened for one reason: a union contract. She was brought back against managements wishes because she won the highest level of the grievance procedure, arbitration. This is how you can take the power back from people like Jeff Bezos: form a union.
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And you don't have money, but also have more privilege than most people so like isn't it actually even more pathetic that you're doing this poorly when so many things were in your favor? Looooove this brain i love being held captive with myself all the time this is so awesome and fun
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Off work at 7 pm? Remember how you don't get joy from anything, you don't like eating, you don't care enough about other people, you can't pay attention to anything, you have no motivation to do anything, you don't care about yourself, and you are a constant burden to everyone around you? Yeah
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love having anxiety and depression so so much it is so great to have all of my emotions in a little cart that gets pushed into a big hole at random by the mental illness creature
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Aya @melangell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"I’m not talking because every time I talk, blood comes out of my mouth and makes my dress dirty, and I don’t want my mom to have to clean it” is the last thing Hind Rajab said to the paramedics before Israel shot the car she was in 355 times.
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
11 likes
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assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not posting as much lately cause it distracts me from standing on the street corner clawing at my eyes and shrieking that we're already dead
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It's a lot of wet, but that would be really good if portioned right. Are the artichokes brined?
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's 100% not a real product but I have to admire that she made something that looks like a ketchup slice, designed packaging for it, and somehow did a perfect imitation of an out of touch influencer. I am really impressed
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I also dont think it's AI, I rewatched the video a bunch and everything is consistent. The nail polish she's wearing, the font on signs in the background, the number of salmon on the salmon sign, the number of ridges on her sleeve cuff, her hair moves correctly, there's no weird blur
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I could see it maybe being used by someone with a disability, though not sure which specifically, or maybe if it has lower water content it could be used for packing a pre-condimented sandwich, idk
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yeah I wasnt able to find any mention on Unilever food solutions or any other marketplace, but I was surprised that Hellmanns makes ketchup at all lol. I also found Slice of Sauce but all their links seem broken. Honestly it sounds like a product with reason to exist
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I dont know, this picture is from a 5 year old reddit post. Ketchup slices do seem to exist, at least in general
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 06/08/2026
Spiderman as a critique of capitalism where the hero spends his time saving people despite being unable to save himself from the crushing pressures of a capitalist system
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Someone finally willing to ask the hard questions
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Always a good sign when the doctor looks at your EKG and goes "so,,, youre not feeling any chest pain??? You are a very interesting guy"
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Apparently I have an abnormal sinus rhythm and will need to now go see a cardiologist!! I love spending money soooo much!!!
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I haven't even been awake for half an hour, have spent $80 for a doctor's appointment, and I'm not even the fucking room yet oh my GOD
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
$25 Uber there, $5 tip, $25 copay, $25 Uber back, $5 tip, not even been out of the house for 1 hour
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wow relearning to hate going to the doctors office after not going for years. I really hate constantly paying a bunch of money for nothing
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
James Talarico on Texas officially banning THC: “Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst."
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wow! Alone!
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Gonna go hang out at Boost Mobile or Family Dollar
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Living in one of the largest cities in my state and somehow there is still not something I can do for entertainment within walking distance
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How tf are you supposed to go out into the world as a single not rich person. Like I have to pay for an Uber there, cover, drinks, tip, an Uber back, EASILY $60+. I hate the car state
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
whenever someone tells you that it's simply impossible for police to be charged with misconduct or criminal charges, you can tell they're wrong because some cops do get charged regularly — when they are whistleblowers or reformers prosecutors are actually extremely eager to help drum them out!
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Unworthy
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kaleb @squip.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I literally returned 2 MW of power an hour faster just today because of the tool, so that was 2 MWh of renewable energy that would have otherwise been lost. The AI prompts needed to make that tool used a fraction of that much power.
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