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SquidKell

@squidkell.bsky.social
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He/him I play a lot of video games. Switch/Xbox/Game Pass/3DS/iOS www.ign.com/playlist/SquidKell

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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave is 10% the best tactics gameplay ever and 90% the worst Persona imitation ever
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
woah dude the crossworlds dlc leaked
mamdani in a go kart
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same energy;
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(OFFLINE <3) Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A parakeet on a skateboard with “Perfect Bird Time” in the Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave font
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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that liberty biberty head shows up at my place? I’m killing it and getting real sad about how much I enjoyed killing it. “Oh no that felt good,” I’ll say as I bash it or ever loving fuck with a hammer.
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The wall jump in Super Metroid is NOT broken and it’s not “too hard.” For proof, see all the many YouTube videos explaining as much
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PandaMonium @pandamonium.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today, I decided to dump all my thoughts about A.I. infecting the retro and Saturn scene into one cohesive article. In short, I am certifiably sick of this.
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
more fighting games should just have a random ass clone that no one really asked for ever that's just the original character as a Doctor
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wolfgabe.bsky.social @wolfgabe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Its kinda funny really seeing how the whole internet vibe around Switch 2 right now has shifted from "This system is overpriced and has no games!" to "Hold up let Nintendo cook."
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Xzyliac Delilah-Electroclash Ariel Has Big Hair and Steals @xzyliac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Xbox’ problems are documentary problems. Sony’s problems are headline problems.
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nintendo needs to calm tf down
Parody of the Metroid Ravenous key art with alternative text for the title. Instead of “Metroid” it says, “I’m buying $100 in Nintendo gift cards from Costco every week.” Instead of “Ravenous” it says, “I don’t know how long I can keep this up before my wife notices”
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh hey! Saw a tweet long ago begging a journo to look into why trying to buy quality video game merch sucks shit. So I did that.
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
IGN gets a lot of extremely rightful flack for being really homogenous. Many of its shows are consistently just rows of cis white men. There was a brief period of time, blessedly crossing over with my tenure, when that started to slowly change. (1/x)
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
BREAKING: I have obtained video of @ign.com firing Brian Altano
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Looney Tunes: Bugs Bunny & Yosemite Sam's Dive
ALT: Looney Tunes: Bugs Bunny & Yosemite Sam's Dive
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
IGN letting @brianaltano.bsky.social go will be remembered as the domino that knocked the whole thing down
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nintendo could blow everyone’s minds if they let Metroid crawl in this one
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
unfortunately this means that all of New York's bokoblins have regenerated
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Turn-based RPG sickos should not sleep on People of Note. Not only does it have endearing music and humor, but the battle system has a surprising amount of depth.
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nintendo LEAK! Big Zelda news: Chappell Roan will be in the Ocarina of Time remake!
Screenshot from the original Ocarina of Time showing one of the great fairies, who looks suspiciously like Chappell Roan with her red hair and weirdly provocative attire
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is also my go-to move
A screenshot from the SNES game Illusion of Gaia. A dialogue box reads, "I destroyed their digestion with a poisoned marsupial pie."
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 04/09/2026
There Are Now Racist Arcade Games On The White House Website kotaku.com/white-house-racist-arcad…
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There Are Now Racist Arcade Games On The White House Website
Poor Snake and Flappy Bird knock-offs are the best they can manage
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Lewis Gordon @lewisgordon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Capcom is on a generational run. But this is no renaissance: the company has never been greater. I reported on the secret of its success, from "Crapcom" in the early 2010s to its one-banger-after-another present, speaking to many of its most illustrious producers. www.theringer.com/2026/09/03/v...
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How Capcom Cracked the Code of Game Development
The video game industry is in turmoil, but 2026 could be Capcom’s career year. How does the company behind ‘Resident Evil Requiem,’ ‘Pragmata,’ and ‘Onimusha: Way of the Sword’ keep pumping out hits?
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Folks. I've found it. The worst video game magazine ad. (from a newly scanned back issue of PC Gamer: archive.gamehistory.org/item/2be3617...)
An ad for an ATI graphics card. There's a man playing something on a computer with a flight stick. Light is shooting out of the computer, and he's recoiling in terror or excitement, holding up his hand to block his view and screaming. Is he playing a flight simulator? A first-person shooter? No. Instead, out of the computer emerges Lara Croft's boobs. Just her breasts and torso, with a gun, boobily sticking through the monitor. The title of the ad is "Lara looks better Flat," because it's an ad for a graphics card compatible with flat-panel monitors. Is this man afraid Lara's going to poke his eyes out and therefore needs a shittier monitor? It is unclear what is happening here and why.
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Andrew Eisen @andreweisen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"No reasonable consumer thinks they own a digital game when they go to the PlayStation STORE, select BUY GAMES, put one in a SHOPPING CART, press PURCHASE and get an email that confirms the TRANSACTION with a RECEIPT listing the GAME," disingenuously argued Sony, pretending it's monumentally stupid.
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JessEviltelli @mamavitelli.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
oh hey, my first IGN review! Orbitals is a game that emulates its contemporaries but never rises above its inspirations in meaningful ways. An endearing romp that pulled out dormant nostalgia for the Toonami era and memories of watching anime I didn't understand as a kid in my parent's basement
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Orbitals Is a Co-op Sci-fi Adventure That Looks and Feels Exactly Like a Playable '90s Anime, One Any Toonami Fan Should Be Excited For
A co-op adventure that nails the feeling of a playable ‘90s anime.
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This GIF becomes more relevant than ever
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Console Wars: Nintendo, Sony, MS, EA Game
ALT: Console Wars: Nintendo, Sony, MS, EA Game
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Robin Bea @robinbombus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
imagine if there was a person who got paid to review video games but was also a woman
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Lie of Caelum: Spirit @lieofcaelum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Our Kickstarter is now LIVE! 🎉🎉🎉 Lie of Caelum: Spirit is a traditional turn-based Sci-fi Mecha JRPG inspired by Xenogears and Phantasy Star Make sure to follow us and repost this post to work towards the community goals too! Campaign details below. Let's fly towards the goal!! ⬇️
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Be sure to wish your favorite marginalized games journalist a very The guy who did gamergate gets hoisted by his own petard day
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Compulsion Games @compulsiongames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
South of Midnight is 35% off for the first time on PS5, until tomorrow! We’re indie again, and every purchase directly supports Compulsion and our next project.❤️
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Play South of Midnight, I am no longer asking
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Gun Gun Reload
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izzy @isobel.top · 11/08/2026
logging into bluesky
chrono trigger screenshot:

Welcome to the Millennial Fair!
Have fun!
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 06/08/2026
happy birthday samus! i wrote about metroid's 40th anniversary for the guardian
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Metroid at 40: happy birthday to Samus Aran, gaming’s greatest badass and my personal heroine
Being a woman who loves video games has often felt lonely, like being on a hostile planet – but Metroid’s female space hunter has been with me all the way
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
So in Beast of Reincarnation I have to read three whole paragraphs of tiny text to figure out what my different moves do but you aren't going to actually pause the enemies to give me time to read them
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I just finished all the content in Splatoon Raiders, and, oh boy, I had a ton of fun with that. At the beginning it plays much like Salmon Run, but by the end my build was so wild it was like playing a completely different game
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Anaugi [COMMISSIONS OPEN] @anaugi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Modern indie games are called stuff like Metamorpheria that's a dungeon crawler with lowpoly eldritch creatures with a static texture over them and they speak in 1337 at you with animal crossing sounds
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Why are you trying to make him sound cool
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
8-bit Tucker Carlson complaining about Metroid because you can go left
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Lashing myself to my theater seat during the third hour of The Odyssey to resist the siren song of the urinal.
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There are three schools of thought in video game 3D platforming design The Mario: clear graphics/camera and the character's shadow let the player know exactly where he'll land The Assassin's Creed: mantling makes the margin of error tolerable The Dark Souls: platforming should suck so much ass
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"What matters the most is that the games are good" - as long as we have OD, Fallout 5, who cares, right? Everything's fine!
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
please look at this
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Capcom should make an Animal Crossing/Disney Dreamlight Valley-like but all the villagers are Street Fighter characters.
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I think if you have the guys who made Doom making games for you and you say "we don't need these guys to make games anymore" they should dissect your brain to find out what happened. Just whoever's around, doesn't need to be a doctor or whatever.
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
People say Donald Trump doesn't act presidential, but if so then why is he planning to pull a William Henry Harrison on Saturday?
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 02/07/2026
There’s a not so small amount of people that feel like buying things is gaming.
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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 01/07/2026
Saying we should all go back to physical media I think misses the point. I actually *like* buying games and movies digitally for a bunch of reasons. What we need is better consumer protections so the things we do buy digitally are actually owned and companies cant delete/revoke access!
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