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SquidKell

@squidkell.bsky.social
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He/him I play a lot of video games. Switch/Xbox/Game Pass/3DS/iOS www.ign.com/playlist/SquidKell

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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave is 10% the best tactics gameplay ever and 90% the worst Persona imitation ever
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s a premium feature now
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
woah dude the crossworlds dlc leaked
mamdani in a go kart
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same energy;
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(OFFLINE <3) Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A parakeet on a skateboard with “Perfect Bird Time” in the Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave font
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s not enough to normalize native grass lawns. We need to stigmatize traditional lawns
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you’re on a laptop hooked up to a hub then try powering down the hub for a minute
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The classic Lighthouse formula
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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that liberty biberty head shows up at my place? I’m killing it and getting real sad about how much I enjoyed killing it. “Oh no that felt good,” I’ll say as I bash it or ever loving fuck with a hammer.
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The wall jump in Super Metroid is NOT broken and it’s not “too hard.” For proof, see all the many YouTube videos explaining as much
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or Adventure Time?
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PandaMonium @pandamonium.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today, I decided to dump all my thoughts about A.I. infecting the retro and Saturn scene into one cohesive article. In short, I am certifiably sick of this.
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
more fighting games should just have a random ass clone that no one really asked for ever that's just the original character as a Doctor
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In Marvel, X-Men, maybe? A wealthy leader and some members, but a collectivist ethic is there
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you draw next to the model it’s using a reference, not cheating
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wolfgabe.bsky.social @wolfgabe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Its kinda funny really seeing how the whole internet vibe around Switch 2 right now has shifted from "This system is overpriced and has no games!" to "Hold up let Nintendo cook."
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thank you for your service, but I need to finish this play of Chelsea Wolfe’s latest album first
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Xzyliac Delilah-Electroclash Ariel Has Big Hair and Steals @xzyliac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Xbox’ problems are documentary problems. Sony’s problems are headline problems.
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve literally never heard it any way other than Mah-rio unless someone was saying it in a jokey way
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nintendo needs to calm tf down
Parody of the Metroid Ravenous key art with alternative text for the title. Instead of “Metroid” it says, “I’m buying $100 in Nintendo gift cards from Costco every week.” Instead of “Ravenous” it says, “I don’t know how long I can keep this up before my wife notices”
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh hey! Saw a tweet long ago begging a journo to look into why trying to buy quality video game merch sucks shit. So I did that.
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
IGN gets a lot of extremely rightful flack for being really homogenous. Many of its shows are consistently just rows of cis white men. There was a brief period of time, blessedly crossing over with my tenure, when that started to slowly change. (1/x)
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I agree with you but you can’t say it out loud” wtf
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
BREAKING: I have obtained video of @ign.com firing Brian Altano
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Looney Tunes: Bugs Bunny & Yosemite Sam's Dive
ALT: Looney Tunes: Bugs Bunny & Yosemite Sam's Dive
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
IGN letting @brianaltano.bsky.social go will be remembered as the domino that knocked the whole thing down
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m not a game dev, but how much extra work to make that happen is there once you’ve already done that much
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Looks like a heavy metal album cover
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A man of taste and culture
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nintendo could blow everyone’s minds if they let Metroid crawl in this one
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He’s just explaining the opening plot of an erotica story
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dev said some sus things, too, so I just won’t play it
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
unfortunately this means that all of New York's bokoblins have regenerated
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There are so many modifiers you can get to apply to your moves if you play it right, and it’s really satisfying to pull off a move that has 4-5 different conditions that each increase damage by 25-50%
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Turn-based RPG sickos should not sleep on People of Note. Not only does it have endearing music and humor, but the battle system has a surprising amount of depth.
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At the risk of contributing to the toxicity, I suspect it's this post
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not necessarily. This is the Bluesky "nuclear block," which hides the person's identity in every interaction between them and the person they blocked. It's one of the features intended to make it less toxic than certain alternatives
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nintendo LEAK! Big Zelda news: Chappell Roan will be in the Ocarina of Time remake!
Screenshot from the original Ocarina of Time showing one of the great fairies, who looks suspiciously like Chappell Roan with her red hair and weirdly provocative attire
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is also my go-to move
A screenshot from the SNES game Illusion of Gaia. A dialogue box reads, "I destroyed their digestion with a poisoned marsupial pie."
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 04/09/2026
There Are Now Racist Arcade Games On The White House Website kotaku.com/white-house-racist-arcad…
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There Are Now Racist Arcade Games On The White House Website
Poor Snake and Flappy Bird knock-offs are the best they can manage
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
best feeling game to play, moment to moment, but despite that, it's not even Nintendo's best game of the decade
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Lewis Gordon @lewisgordon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Capcom is on a generational run. But this is no renaissance: the company has never been greater. I reported on the secret of its success, from "Crapcom" in the early 2010s to its one-banger-after-another present, speaking to many of its most illustrious producers. www.theringer.com/2026/09/03/v...
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How Capcom Cracked the Code of Game Development
The video game industry is in turmoil, but 2026 could be Capcom’s career year. How does the company behind ‘Resident Evil Requiem,’ ‘Pragmata,’ and ‘Onimusha: Way of the Sword’ keep pumping out hits?
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Folks. I've found it. The worst video game magazine ad. (from a newly scanned back issue of PC Gamer: archive.gamehistory.org/item/2be3617...)
An ad for an ATI graphics card. There's a man playing something on a computer with a flight stick. Light is shooting out of the computer, and he's recoiling in terror or excitement, holding up his hand to block his view and screaming. Is he playing a flight simulator? A first-person shooter? No. Instead, out of the computer emerges Lara Croft's boobs. Just her breasts and torso, with a gun, boobily sticking through the monitor. The title of the ad is "Lara looks better Flat," because it's an ad for a graphics card compatible with flat-panel monitors. Is this man afraid Lara's going to poke his eyes out and therefore needs a shittier monitor? It is unclear what is happening here and why.
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
FINE! I WILL!
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Combining that with console prices, they really don't want to grow their subscriber base it would seem
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SquidKell @squidkell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wasting your time is tantamount to violence
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Andrew Eisen @andreweisen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"No reasonable consumer thinks they own a digital game when they go to the PlayStation STORE, select BUY GAMES, put one in a SHOPPING CART, press PURCHASE and get an email that confirms the TRANSACTION with a RECEIPT listing the GAME," disingenuously argued Sony, pretending it's monumentally stupid.
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JessEviltelli @mamavitelli.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
oh hey, my first IGN review! Orbitals is a game that emulates its contemporaries but never rises above its inspirations in meaningful ways. An endearing romp that pulled out dormant nostalgia for the Toonami era and memories of watching anime I didn't understand as a kid in my parent's basement
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Orbitals Is a Co-op Sci-fi Adventure That Looks and Feels Exactly Like a Playable '90s Anime, One Any Toonami Fan Should Be Excited For
A co-op adventure that nails the feeling of a playable ‘90s anime.
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This GIF becomes more relevant than ever
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Console Wars: Nintendo, Sony, MS, EA Game
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