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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 21h
scraping my partially melted gummy off the inside of the pack makes me feel like the doctor who delivered mario incandenza
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wearing a t-shirt that just says “are you mad at me?”
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
real elfmo consists solely of the 1980s DC elfmotional hardcore scene
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it had to have been on purpose
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i prefer to consider all the possibilities. maybe 1 orchi and 2 who happened to lose a ball unrelatedly. maybe 2 orchis, someone’s missing one, and someone has three. who knows?
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fuck me for putting it on in the morning instead of at night i guess
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just found out i’ve been using my deodorant wrong? didn’t even realize that was an option
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
feeling like lenore beadsman (24, aimless)
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch
the monster in The Fly the same actor playing the scientist at the beginning of the movie
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
“Some of us will be asleep, some of us will just be confused, but know this: We will be crashing our cars into the side of a financial institution downtown.” — Leonard Kircher
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m hoping for 525,600 of each
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that sounds like an awesome movie
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rampardos </3
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
presumably because they are talking to their own kids who they have no plans to take advantage of.
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
getting into a hindenburg-esque situation in my $650 Alibaba blimp
An Alibaba online shopping page with some blimps with Metlife and the Snoopy characters on it for the "Outdoor Printing Modelo Inflatable Advertising Dirigible Zeppelin Inflatable blimp Helium Balloon for promotion" for $650
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AUgetoffmygold @augetoffmygold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Luckily I had long since learned all the words to "One Week" but the rest of my 7th grade class was SHOOK
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gatorstooth 🐊 @gatorstooth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hallowgoomy
three goomy with halloween themes. the first is a jack o lantern, the second is a bat, the third is frankensteins monster
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sucking your own blood feels more like sucking blood than getting your blood
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 24/09/2026
The first rule of military ethics is have fun :)
In an unprecedented move, according to two of the sources, the army also decided during the first weeks of the war that, for every junior Hamas operative that Lavender marked, it was permissible to kill up to 15 or 20 civilians; in the past, the military did not authorize any "collateral damage" during assassinations of low-ranking militants. The sources added that, in the event that the target was a senior Hamas official with the rank of battalion or brigade commander, the army on several occasions authorized the killing of more than 100 civilians in the assassination of a single commander.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this describes every band i see and it rules
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyone else find it how disrespectful it was to name your movie that so soon is after 9/11?
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
This article is about the 2002 film. For the book by Tolkien, see The Two Towers. For other uses, see The Two Towers (disambiguation).Google search: What year did 9/11 ha...
Al Overview
The 9/11 terrorist attacks happened in 2001 (on September 11, 2001).
Key Facts
Date: Tuesday, September 11, 2001
Locations: New York City (World Trade...
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Laya 🌿🍄 ➡ nelson zinefest! @layahimalaya.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
may i offer you a handful of brushbuddies? #witchhatatelier
photo of various tiny brushbuddy stickers, around the packaging - which is an ink jar with a banner saying 'brushbuddies'a handful of tiny brushbuddy stickers
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
delistedstrata
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
genuinely always saying this
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
has she checked out the box office numbers for fantastic beasts?
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the boycott </3
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the thing about being into a bunch of smaller emo bands is it means you completely lose the sense of urgency when it comes to buying concert tickets. then you get devastated when every @spanishlovesongs.bsky.social show in your area sells out in a matter of hours
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the 2026 buisness owner
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
sore throat got me thinking about how much easier it would be to not be alive
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i was gonna say i’d be more he type to complete this challenge but then i realized i may not even have 10 moots
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fictional Characters
Toyota Prius
Brian Griffin 

How does Brian griffin afford to drive a Prius without a job?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
there's a dog here sniffing people's luggage at baggage claim but it's not like a police K9, it's just somebody's lapdog. absolute hustler. just doing it for the love of the game
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🌸 mari! 🌸 @nosummernocry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(guy who doesn't know anything and hasn't learned from or internalized a single experience) Imagine going back in time with all the knowledge that you have now...
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I'm Chinese," Trump told a cheering crowd in Brownswamp, GA. "I'm a farmer. A lot of people don't know that, they don't. I'm from Guizhou province. It's very rural. Very beautiful, but rural, in my town of Wanfenglin. The other day I looked around and I said, My life is really a Big Dream."
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After three years, today is my last day at Anthropic. They found me hiding in their bathroom's ceiling and kicked me out.
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if we post hard enough this kirkiversary, we might be able to win liveleak style gore videos in the national divorce like how we won football and bud light a few years ago
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i get that. i don’t work out really, but i do usually feel the urge to move whatever’s sore anyway. it feels like the same instinct that makes you press a bruise
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🌑 @fell.energy · 09/09/2026
nintendo indirect is where you just read everyone's posts about it
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squeaktoad @squeaktoad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
not too much on people who throw rocks at police…
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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