Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025My current favorite thing is videos of people with the reddest faces you've ever seen going "fuck you sliwa you spoiled the election" despite the fact that Zohran won more than 50% of the vote. 61299
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025"Mr. Cuomo, what do you have to say regarding criticism you've run a highly racialized, islamophobic campaign?" "Zo-hrann Momdommy eats rice with his hands and hangs out with terrorist streamers named Hasan. He's going to do 9/11 2." "Fuckin goddamn dude. I mean- I guess it answers the question." 0767
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025To finish out last month: The Pit (1981) Terrorvision (1986) Weapons (2025) The Brood (1979) Biozombie (1998) Wild Zero (1999) The Witch (1966) Season of the Witch (1972) Summer of Hell (1978) Blood and Black Lace (1964) Kung Fu From Beyond the Grave (1982) 060
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025More spooky October watches I'd recommend: Tales from the Hood (1995) Out of the Dark (1995) Christine (1983) (Rewatch) Tourist Trap (1979) (Rewatch) Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)(Rewatch) Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988) Slumber Party Massacre II (1987) Kwaidan (1964) 170
Reposted by Spurt MagooMr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 20/10/2025May rules, great character piece. Underrated movie 2695
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Something hysterically funny about pointing out how lib winemoms have become radicalized into having more radical politics than the centrist cohort you belong to and chalking that up to a W against the left 965975
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Spooky movies I have watched so far this season that I would recommend: Terrifier 3 (2024) Magic Cop (1990) Cannibal Mukbang (2023) Bring Her Back (2025) Dangerous Animals (2025) The Ugly Stepsister (2025) Ghostwatch (1992) One Cut of the Dead (2017) Detention (2011) Return of the Demon (1987) 6293
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I used to think IMDb had the most ridiculous rating/review culture until I saw google reviews and glimpsed into the true uncaring madness of the universe 41385
Reposted by Spurt MagooSpurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 27/04/2023Blue haired woke types have made getting sucked on into a Kafkaesque situation 1473
Reposted by Spurt MagooSpurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 04/05/2023Just remembered the time my middle school crush revealed to the entire class she'd been concussed 11 separate times in her life 4483
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Checking in on you losers on bluesky: the everything (gay) app 🤣🤣 81061
Reposted by Spurt MagooWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 23/12/2024honestly you should just hope we never meet face to face 2435720
Reposted by Spurt MagooSpurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 15/05/2023I wish hoes were all over me *finger on monkey's paw curls* 2211
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2023Explaining shit that happens on Twitter to people IRL already puts you in the top percentile of repellent weirdos but explaining bluesky stuff to people IRL will just end a friendship immediately. No drama. No hassle. Put that information in your back pocket just in case. 0313
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Haven't checked in on here in a while and I got nearly 2k followers for doing absolutely nothing people want twitter to die so badly lol 1321
Reposted by Spurt Magooonion person @junlper.beer · 15/06/2023it’s scary to be trans right now which is what they want. it’s made me want to be more faggy. more noticably queer. they’re forcing my hand to be even more annoying that previously imagined 2862192
Reposted by Spurt Magoovineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 15/06/2023In the Criterion Closet, pulling a DVD of the Jerky Boys movie off the shelf that I clearly brought from home. "Oh wow. Heh." 212722
Reposted by Spurt Magoomerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/05/2023Trump: Ron's Stand is the worst I've ever seen. Why don't you bring it out now, Ron DeSantis: Shut up! My Stand is- is great. It's called Ocean Avenue. Like the Yellowcard song. Trump: It's got a D in Speed and Power, folks. I've seen the chart. All it does is wash his hands for him in the bathroom 17419
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 24/05/2023Got a paper cut on my dick but it's not what you think. I was reading the bible. 2223
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 24/05/2023Gotta hand it to them. Not giving me any invite codes is a smart move. 0130
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 15/05/2023I wish hoes were all over me *finger on monkey's paw curls* 2211
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 15/05/2023*wearing a vest taped with hot dogs* I swear to God I'll do it 3263
Reposted by Spurt Magoofarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 15/05/2023if we’re mutuals here and I don’t follow you back on twitter just be really annoying about it until I fb maybe show up at my apartment with a gun and force me to 1194
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 04/05/2023Just remembered the time my middle school crush revealed to the entire class she'd been concussed 11 separate times in her life 4483
Reposted by Spurt MagooSpurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 28/04/2023I get back from divorce court to find they're doing algorithms and shadowbans to me on bluesky too. I just can't win. 😔 5302
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 03/05/2023Been playing Elliott Smith songs on guitar recently and people keep subtly asking me if I'm okay 170
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 03/05/2023I'm going viral (spreading the rash I got from swimming in the fountain outside Wells Fargo to all my friends) 070
Reposted by Spurt Magoofarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 02/05/2023[weezer voice] my name is penis 44511
Reposted by Spurt MagooMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 02/05/2023just did some jaywalking, because i dont play by the rules #BadBoySummer 081
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 02/05/2023The hellthread situation has been kind of annoying me so I haven't been on here the last few days but i do think it's a very funny development that every fifth post in my notifications is a nude now 0140
Reposted by Spurt MagooMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 02/05/2023just went through the self-checkout at the grocery store, and i said i used 0 bags when i actually used 2😎 #BadBoy 4192
Reposted by Spurt MagooLiv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 29/04/2023I’m fine with limited moderation on here as long as it only allows for the type of rule breaking stuff that the people I like do and not if it allows for the type that the people I don’t like do 824649
Reposted by Spurt Magooonion person @junlper.beer · 29/04/2023people who complain about echo chambers and bubbles are silly i want to be locked in a room with all my most insane friends i agree 100% with, if anyone evil gets in their ass is dead 2025256
Reposted by Spurt Magooderek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 29/04/2023bluesky developer: Just sent 10,000 invites to a memelord keep the vibes lit af! 46 year old replyguy: Oh sweet summer child, the hellthread discourse is serving cunt like a mf. And that's that on that, periodt. 2528
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 29/04/2023We are not "in the matrix" you shoved an Ethernet cable up your ass 6224
Reposted by Spurt MagooF♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco.bsky.social · 29/04/2023Bluesky is the first social network to accurately recreate the experience of being trapped in a company wide reply all email. 1739984
Reposted by Spurt MagooSpurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Me: It's over bros. The city library stopped lending out fleshlights due to wokeness. :( Some guy that's been on here for months: these monsters are destroying everything we've worked so hard to build here 29911
Reposted by Spurt MagooSpurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Woke clothing chain The Gap has officially rebranded as The Gape. Similarly Abercrombie & Fitch is now "The Gay Store". 5485
Reposted by Spurt MagooSpurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Threatening to kill yourself for attention feels good as hell when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you you're violating TOS 27212
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 29/04/2023One of the best parts of suddenly being a lowbie on here is being able to shamelessly reskeet myself without scrutiny 4242
Reposted by Spurt Magoodr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/04/2023antifa has learned of my impending divorce and are raucously making sport of it. classless behavior 912312
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 28/04/2023I'm here to "fuck shit up" but in like a wholesome family friendly way it's fine 109017
Reposted by Spurt Magooonion person @junlper.beer · 28/04/2023the devs are sub-skeeting me and one of my first posts, they have my profile picture on a corkboard planning my downfall 176910
