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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
It makes me laugh to think about. "You fucked up our strategy we came up with in a fit of panic and hysteria by continuing to run on the ticket you won the nomination for fair and square. That makes you a bad guy."
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Cuomo was the only major candidate who lost a primary, and then only ran on an independent ticket because schizo billionaire Bill Ackman gave him tens of millions to sabotage Zohran. That Sliwa. Such a spoiler.
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
My current favorite thing is videos of people with the reddest faces you've ever seen going "fuck you sliwa you spoiled the election" despite the fact that Zohran won more than 50% of the vote.
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
"Mr. Cuomo, what do you have to say regarding criticism you've run a highly racialized, islamophobic campaign?" "Zo-hrann Momdommy eats rice with his hands and hangs out with terrorist streamers named Hasan. He's going to do 9/11 2." "Fuckin goddamn dude. I mean- I guess it answers the question."
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
To finish out last month: The Pit (1981) Terrorvision (1986) Weapons (2025) The Brood (1979) Biozombie (1998) Wild Zero (1999) The Witch (1966) Season of the Witch (1972) Summer of Hell (1978) Blood and Black Lace (1964) Kung Fu From Beyond the Grave (1982)
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Yeah I'm tempering my expectations lol
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
It's also a good example of how you can have moments of comedy without undercutting the subject matter (silly though it is).
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Gonna finish out the series. Strong first two entries.
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Sorority Babes is very much in a similar category to Chopping Mall or something. Had a blast with it. Tourist Trap is a real hidden gem. Sure it's ripping off everything from Texas Chainsaw to Psycho to Carrie, but it's really well done imo.
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
More spooky October watches I'd recommend: Tales from the Hood (1995) Out of the Dark (1995) Christine (1983) (Rewatch) Tourist Trap (1979) (Rewatch) Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)(Rewatch) Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988) Slumber Party Massacre II (1987) Kwaidan (1964)
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
First one is pretty rough, but the two sequels are a lot of fun if you can get into the headspace to enjoy absolutely tasteless sleazy slasher trash. Probably makes more sense to watch them all, but you could get away with skipping the first one.
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
May rules, great character piece. Underrated movie
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
One of most emotionally stirring horror films I think I've ever seen. I was also surprised to find out it's one of those movies you wouldn't imagine Ebert would fuck with but for whatever reason he totally got it.
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The adage about the left being correct but too early continues to be the defining feature of American politics.
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
My main takeaway from the protests doesn't have anything to do with some larpers online are saying, but If I were this guy and that were my concern I'd be more troubled by the fact Debbie from HR has a closer worldview to the online communists he hates than him.
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I do in fact feel very owned that the average democratic voter now mostly agrees with my worldview and believes yours has utterly failed
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Truly 😔
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Something hysterically funny about pointing out how lib winemoms have become radicalized into having more radical politics than the centrist cohort you belong to and chalking that up to a W against the left
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I'm not planning on getting into the habit of posting a lot but I'll probably post about movies or dumb bullshit here and again
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
One of my fave horror sequels of all time
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
😄
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
If Wheels on Meals doesn't get someone hyped idk what will.
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
It's such a beautiful love letter to making movies it got me tearing up at the end
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
People might find the goofball comedy typical of these kinds of hong kong movies dominates the first two thirds, but I love that stuff and the action in the last half hour is so fucking good. Seeing Big Trouble in Little China as a kid primed to fall in love with this type of stuff.
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Ones I would not recommend at all unless you're a masochist like me: Screamboat (2025) Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare (2025) Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) (Rewatch) Killjoy 2: Deliverance from Evil (2002)
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
The Boy from Hell (2004) Slaxx (2020) The Peacock King (1988) The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974) The Cat (1992) The Black Cat (1934) Carnival of Souls (1962) (Rewatch)
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Spooky movies I have watched so far this season that I would recommend: Terrifier 3 (2024) Magic Cop (1990) Cannibal Mukbang (2023) Bring Her Back (2025) Dangerous Animals (2025) The Ugly Stepsister (2025) Ghostwatch (1992) One Cut of the Dead (2017) Detention (2011) Return of the Demon (1987)
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Since livingtheline seems to be one of the few publishers putting out non Ito/Umezu horror stuff I'm hoping they eventually put some of his work out as part of their smudge series.
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My real answer is Left Behind
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Mandy betrayer smh
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I used to think IMDb had the most ridiculous rating/review culture until I saw google reviews and glimpsed into the true uncaring madness of the universe
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
Blue haired woke types have made getting sucked on into a Kafkaesque situation
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
Just remembered the time my middle school crush revealed to the entire class she'd been concussed 11 separate times in her life
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
No
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Checking in on you losers on bluesky: the everything (gay) app 🤣🤣
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Good stuff
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
honestly you should just hope we never meet face to face
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Lol
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Ngl some weird stuff going on here. Glad to see this place has its own distinct brand of mental illness. Godspeed.
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Completely forgot about this app lol
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
I wish hoes were all over me *finger on monkey's paw curls*
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Explaining shit that happens on Twitter to people IRL already puts you in the top percentile of repellent weirdos but explaining bluesky stuff to people IRL will just end a friendship immediately. No drama. No hassle. Put that information in your back pocket just in case.
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
I'm retired
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
No
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
On here it's a lot of silly people getting cancelled by other silly people for silly things. As opposed to bluechecks doing race realism and videos of teenage girls getting beat up captioned "did she deserve it".
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Haven't checked in on here in a while and I got nearly 2k followers for doing absolutely nothing people want twitter to die so badly lol
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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Logitech makes high quality products
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/06/2023
it’s scary to be trans right now which is what they want. it’s made me want to be more faggy. more noticably queer. they’re forcing my hand to be even more annoying that previously imagined
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