Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieMinovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Orks in Warhammer believe that painting a vehicle red makes it faster and through the inexplicable power of Orkish imagination this becomes true without any mechanical logic behind it. Char Aznable paints mobile suits red and they are described as 3x faster. Is Char Aznable a secret ork? 1032786 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieHALLOWEEN @sarasel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#darkstalkers 41150364 0
I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Watch them announce Evo Tel Aviv to try and match this 020 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieRRC | HeartbreakDaisy @heartbreakdaisy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026arcrevo quiddiya is huge news for people asking why there isn't a straight pride 15414 0
I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It might just be the most scouse artifact of all time 000 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never die𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 07/10/2026YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOgothamist.comNYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minorsThe funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care. 688941883 0
I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cracking piece of writing about Mahvel, baybee. 000 0
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Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191493869 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieJoe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026HP Lovecraft implies the existence of Daddies Lovecraft 1167 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieAura @aurahack.ca · 17/09/2026every time the worst fucking discourse happens on here it's because one of two people at The Bluesky Factory said some dumb shit and i think it'd be cool if everyone involved got a hobby have y'all heard of gunpla? you can built little robots 1375279 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieKami @comutiny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hypothesis: all single word foods are perfect names for a cat. 161 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never die✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ sticker club on kofi!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect 48177325826 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieJessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026me when Samus says “it’s eat or be eaten” 1557851259 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieDan Johnson, 💀Socialist💀 @coil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"But other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" 114523 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieJoe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026it's ma turn to be the guy who takes photos of mince pies with best before dates earlier than christmas to send into the paper 43813 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieStalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Look I know this is one of those things where they pretend a few tweets (which were probably jokes) is a story, but also for the sake of jokes... they'll have to call the police if they find out about the Persona Games. 151 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieChris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026 1131 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieRRC | HeartbreakDaisy @heartbreakdaisy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026our ancestors could have never imagined how much of modern life would revolve around entering random six digit codes from a glass brick that hates you 0304 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 28/08/2026swanboy.com/comic/swan-b... 5241335 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026 324429 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieSonic Yo-dead @sonicyoda.neocities.org · 28/08/2026Retro games are just games made by humans now 092 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026 70200143970 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieNora Blake @skulldaughter.exportaud.io · 26/08/2026Please stop calling your art content. Please stop calling your experience consumption 06021 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieSplashZone @splashzone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Happy 3rd anniversary to AC6! 152293580 0
I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If you never drop an Infinite Granite, you never get to a Lonely People With Power 000 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never diekate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT 88204116212 0
I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I think I forgot how to ask people to play games. Fuck. 000 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never diescary strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 25/08/2026found this on my phone tryin to find another thing and lost my mind in the kinda laughter that caused my roommate to come into the living room and go “we good, boss?” because she thought i was crying 212427390 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieTwan @twanlv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Your dad has set the video to tape the GTA trailer off Netflix 151 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles 35136382122 0
I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Somehow today is the first time I've heard The 1975. This is so ass. 020 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieburst couch @antibloom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026excited for GTA 6? im excited for another sunrise to burnish the sky's edges and illicit a perfect dew point so that mist lightly blankets waking cows. but whatever 191 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieGerry McDied 10 years ago, on a night just like this @gerrymcbride.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Today on Facebook Marketplace 12461108 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 15/08/2026Arise now ye tarnished, ye dead who yet live, the call of long-lost grace speaks to us all. Men! The accursed gender! 332939506 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Remember in this weather Goths die in hot cars. If you see one trapped, smash a window and give them a saucer of snakebite and black 0544106 0
I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026"Mess with the Ghost Rider, you'll end up as a ghost!" Is the funniest fucking line I've heard in a fighting game in an age. Well done ArcSys 120 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieblandrew [they/them] @acuthberto.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Look the only way I would watch an eclipse is if I happened to be out and about when it happened. 7:02? In the evening? Oh no I'll be much too busy playing the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with a free trial that includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award winning expans- 131 0
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Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"Indies will save us" No! YOU WILL SAVE INDIES! Go leave a review for that neat indie game you like, share the trailer for an upcoming game you're anticipating, tell your fave developer they did a good job, go tell people about such and such game that's just come out, you can make a difference! 174115985082 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dielauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 153128873254 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieWaku Waku 7 Fan Account @basedbigbg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Amazing things are happening in the Vampire Savior Fightcade chat 0718262 0
Reposted by I will be the first of us to never dieJoe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026person behind me on the train is listening to an AI narrated medieval romance story without headphones I have been on this train for four and a half hours 2173 0
