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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
and even then they can't provide a fraction of the bandwidth between devices that would be necessary
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Some photos I meant to post
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This vehicle will never exist doing any of the things they say it will. Credulous journalists again reporting CEO BS as if it were the truth.
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ah that's too cute!
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Next step is you go bald, sadly.
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
As a huge fan of your work, great to see this.
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I entirely read this in my head like it was NorthernLion saying it
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Seek therapy.
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me when all the data centers are reduced to rubble
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Smoking Goth
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Orks in Warhammer believe that painting a vehicle red makes it faster and through the inexplicable power of Orkish imagination this becomes true without any mechanical logic behind it. Char Aznable paints mobile suits red and they are described as 3x faster. Is Char Aznable a secret ork?
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HALLOWEEN @sarasel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#darkstalkers
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I can kill someone if that helps, early Christmas present?
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watch them announce Evo Tel Aviv to try and match this
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RRC | HeartbreakDaisy @heartbreakdaisy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
arcrevo quiddiya is huge news for people asking why there isn't a straight pride
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It might just be the most scouse artifact of all time
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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This Shit
ALT: This Shit
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She needs it she deserves it
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They need a distraction
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
pro wrestling will always be real
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hell yeah. Have you heard their Mogwai cover?
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so many sex crimes
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 07/10/2026
YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
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NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a sentiment I thought I'd never hear
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@raynlikerain.bsky.social
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm having a blast. I forgot how good the writing is.
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cracking piece of writing about Mahvel, baybee.
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the kind of positive affirmation I need in my life
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cat Luffy was just fine!
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the ancient texts
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
now I do
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is this what Rangers fans are up to on the international break then
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait this is how I find out locals are cancelled? Fuck
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You just need sturdier soles, the tradeoff is some comfort
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fuck off what really?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Sean Bell @sean.tcgs.co · 29/09/2026
Angine de Poitrine fans hearing this
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had something similar and it was a frayed connector on the motherboard
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
she just needs a lie down 🥰
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thank you for your service
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is no crying in Ba Sing Se 😊
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Warframe is Path of Exile if it had a plot
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This was basically the foundation of my MA in 3d graphics
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I will be the first of us to never die @spuck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Shenmue Let'S Get Shenmue 4
ALT: Shenmue Let'S Get Shenmue 4
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HP Lovecraft implies the existence of Daddies Lovecraft
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