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Felicity Shutitdown-Already xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Can all the people who spontaneously decided not to love me recently please report to the comptroller. Similarly anyone who is mad at me and is thinking about not loving me.

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Make terrible life decisions and chill baby?

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

When can we officially stop staying Happy New Year? I can do without this sort of positivity in my life.

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

In the end all you’ve really got is the people around you. Choose wisely

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Hey baby, can I show you my new massage technique? I call this one the “ulterior motive”

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Yes sex is great but have you tried eating your body weight in pavlova and laughing until your stomach hurts?

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I slept on the couch with the post-op dog so she wouldn’t try to climb the stairs, if you want to know what sort of capeless hero you’re dealing with.

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Going to the shops to buy toilet paper after no one thought to mention they’d used the last roll, because going out in the rain at 10:45pm on a Friday night to buy toilet paper is the perfect microcosm of my rock and roll lifestyle

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Men don't appreciate being called lil fella, I guess.

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Festive throwback Thursday thighs. Bit of a mouthful innit

My thighs in b/w - my modesty it covered by a cartoon mince pie because festive

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

The world would be a much better place if it were run by childless middle class cat ladies of a certain age.

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

When your mutuals don’t retweet your mediocre tweets

Jemaine Clement “You abandoned me. You left me to die”

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy but is NOT a selfie

A boy licks his phone, which coincidently is how I feel when I see that DM notification light up

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Feeling so festive, I woke up with morning gloria in excelsis

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I wish she’d look at me like she looks at that couch after a hard day

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Husband: Um, what are you doing? Me: My doctor said I should do multiple sets of bagels a day to strengthen my pelvic floor Husband:... Me, reaching for another: I'm almost certain he said bagels

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I just thought of a skeet, opened up the post page, realised I’d forgotten it, and had to scroll back through my “mutuals” feed to find the place I’d fist thought of it. Without my ADHD diagnosis I’d think I was demented.

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Everything is political, asshole

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

How did I feel when I dropped my toothpaste on the floor? Crestfallen.

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🦇𖤐Stephanie𖤐🦇 @deathbecomesme.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

🎶🎶 Pour some sugar on me🎶🎶 Me: In this economy???

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Anxiety is stupid. Fuck anxiety.

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Velvet Heaven @velvetheaven.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

*Googles how to become fun again*

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

She’s a 10 but her giant handbag is a baffling portal to another dimension that even she only faintly understands

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

For everything else there is The Cure.

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

How far back through someone’s posts do you go adding likes before you make it weird. Let’s find out.

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Ok this looks legitimately amazing. I need to get one of these app controlled toys. Look at her face. I wonder what the comments say. Oh. Oh good lord. There goes my boner.

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Had my hair cut and got a little bit greyer. Reassure me again that this is sexy.

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Mistletuesday? Anyone? I need to work on these titles

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Thinking of starting okfans. It’s like onlyfans but for the mediocre community.

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Good morning jizz lips. Sorry wrong number.

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Monochrome manhands Monday. It’s a thing, I promise.

Just me, in jeans, showing my hands like a big attention seeker

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Be careful out there. AI can be hard to put your finger on

An AI generated picture of a female server wearing a white shirt and black apron, with feet for hands

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Good morning to everyone who wakes at 4am on a Monday morning and knows that’s all the sleep they’re getting

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

IT’S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOUUUU

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

The tzatziki I spilled on the one pair of jeans I bought with me this weekend has dried into a convincing facsimile of a cum stain, so at least I look like I’m getting some.

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Narrator: morning came too soon. Morning: I’m really sorry that doesn’t usually happen Narrator: *stares at the ceiling*

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Sugar Kane @spoonmyeyes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Cream of mushroom implies the existence of milk of mushroom and I don’t know how I feel about that

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

In Europe they write it "182-blink"

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I am my most ninja-like when my wife is still sleeping peacefully on weekend mornings, as I try to soundlessly slip out of the bedroom. While, on the rare occasions that I get to sleep in, she manages to leave the room with all the quiet grace of a 1970s Led Zeppelin hotel visit.

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