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@spookyfox.bsky.social
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cryptid, crafter, tea enthusiast ✷ he/they ✷ 🔞 • icon art by @seadeepspace.bsky.social • I mostly RT art and things I think should be shared • blm ♥ acab ♥ free palestine ♥ queer af

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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 23h
Few phrases light up my dopamine receptors like “the claim is patently false”
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is no shame in flipping burgers. Because there's no shame in being poor in a rigged, shit system. There is, however, a lot of shame in being a wealthy fuckface with a job and hoarding your wealth while others struggle to eat. Change your vernacular about the burger thing, please.
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like it would just be red during bc dramatic lighting and then red white and blue to celebrate after bc MERICA
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are so many people, so many, that love film and want to dedicate their whole lives to making films, in front of the camera, behind it, in editing suites and casting rooms and makeup trailers. And that these locusts can come in and just devour the industry, take it from us all, is devastating.
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My bald coworker was trying to tell me to embrace hair loss and just shave it off but he’s an attractive black guy so I was like sir without hair you look like the lead in a gritty detective show. I look like a potato
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/10/2026
Shout out to all my girlies out here who are losing their minds 🤪 but whose friends seem to all be doing even worse 🤔 so they don't feel like they can bother anyone about any of it 🤫
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This means if you see a 42mm band you like you have to find out if it is from before or after 2024 and for the bands that have exact sizing (including my favorite, the Braided Solo Loop) this means being disappointed when you find a great deal on one in your wrist size but oops it’s the wrong lugs.
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of my pettiest Apple criticisms is that they decided to distinguish the two (pre-Ultra) Watch sizes using the screen measurement instead of, say “small” and “large.” And the screens keep getting bigger so we’ve reached the point where the current “small” is the same mm as the original “large.”
Table labeled “Apple Watch Size Guide” with screen sizes and their corresponding series in the header row, bands by lug measurement in the stub column, and a check or x indicating whether that band size fits that model.

The “small” watches range from the original 38mm up to the current 42mm, while the “large” size started at 42mm and are now 46mm. The last column is the Ultra with a 49mm screen.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fantastic and heartbreaking piece “James had been expressing the difficulty of capturing trans experience in language that might help cis folks better understand us: “So that people don’t have to be afraid of us and hate us and treat us badly the way they do.””
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Killian @greenmtgirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Accurate.
Image reading "What your favorite obsolete English letter says about you." Below are seven rectangles from manuscripts showing the letters thorn, eth, wynn, yogh, ash, Insular G, and long s. Beneath each rectangle it reads, "You are a nerd."
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Sam @sambeawesome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What makes this worse is for those who are JUST NOW starting to share their work. Artists like Loish are, by chance, lucky to have this long history pre-GenAI. (Obviously no one could've predicted this.) I worry about artists who have no historical evidence. We need to stop witch hunting by default.
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David C. Simon @davidcsimon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After processing the rest of my photos of this little guy I found one that I like even more. #birds
Photo of a small, round bird perched on a wooden fence post. It is black, light grey, and brown, with distinctive light blue feathers on its crown, cheeks, and the back of its neck. Its body is facing forward and slightly to the left of the viewer, but its head is turned upwards to the right, emphasising its round, black eye which his a highlight from the sun.
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m so, so sorry.
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This makes me want to undelete myself from the bad place solely to go and reply to Chris Worman with “Yes”
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I looked at the dinner options from Trader Joe’s in my fridge and ordered Thai and I have 0 regrets
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This short-tailed weasel is recovering from rodenticide poisoning and doing GREAT, she wants to kill EVERYONE. [via Rocky Mountain Wildlife Alliance] www.rmwalliance.org/donate
Small elongated brown mammal with white underside clearly planning the death of whoever is looking down at them. She could fit inside the latex glove box she's standing on with room for at least three friends.The angry mustelid peering out from the shade of a box, almost hidden by oak leaves. Her mouth is open as if hissing a threat.The little weasel has stuck her head out of a green plastic igloo to glare hatefully at all comers.
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We all know pre-Avril Lavigne there were only 3 women in alternative rock and they were too unshaven for the radio
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you want to send this to your coworker but don’t think the pfp is work-appropriate… 😂
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Darkrose @darkrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I had a dollar for every parent-teacher conference with "She's so bright; she just needs to apply herself," I wouldn't be rich, but I could definitely buy lunch tomorrow.
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly surprised I only have 12 of these on my phone and listen to them regularly since my musical tastes are frozen in this period No I will not say which 12
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank a trans person today for being in your life while surviving in the face of a world that would prefer we didn't
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stop stanning milkshake duck
Screenshot of what was then called a “tweet” on a website that has become its own milkshake duck. Extracted text:

pixelatedboat aka "mr tweets”
@pixelatedboat

The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist

4:07 AM • Jun 12, 2016
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🫂 Feeling good in your body is so so important and something most of us never got taught how to do and have to figure out on our own. I hope you know you’re a beautiful person so you will always be beautiful to behold. 💗 I’m so sorry you’re having to deal with pmos but glad you are feeling better!
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
This movie is so weird but so good. Like you can watch it with kids but it’s a legal thriller lmao. Excellent though
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IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Beginning your transition to formal sfw illustrations by piggy-backing on your viewership from your nsfw account makes me feel like the dick-in-ass pony from that fucking happyroadkill comic
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 27/09/2026
Happy Sunday! 👻
gwentrification:
skeletonin is the happiness chemical released when you see a ghoul or perhaps a ghost
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It looks like this:
[Image of a glittery skeleton holding its hand up to its mouth with floating hearts in the background]
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
new favorite baker just dropped (I am finally watching the new ep of Bake Off)
screenshots from the latest season of British Bake Off of a chef named Mo, he's a tan skinned young man. He's got dark hair falling over his forehead and a beard. He's saying, "I come with a lot of baggage, but it's, like, the good baggage." Mo continued, "Like Louis Vuitton baggage."
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People aren’t faking their disabilities, they’re faking being well. We know society hates us. We know we will be judged for using assistive devices. Many of us take years to get the courage to lean in to accommodations. Stop judging. Help us build a more inclusive world.
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Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Calling empathy a "sin" is the literal definition of heresy. I know this doesn't mean much to nonreligious people - and it shouldn't! - but it needs to mean a lot to the folks of faith when we hear it. We need to call tgat shit out, name it as heresy, and defeat it.
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(I know you’re all a bunch of softies who will be traumatized too)
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry to vaguepost but the fb algorithm served me a post from a total stranger about something that had just happened to them that was so horrific I almost started crying & it didn’t dawn on me until like an hour later how easily that could’ve been me and I wish i could erase it from my brain
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Original Character/Peeta Mellark, Horror, Suspense, Walls, Wrong Place Wrong Time, Happy Ending
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Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please stay alive.
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CareCredit is an absolute godsend, until you miscalculate something and get hit with their brutal 32.99% interest, and they kindly agree to waive it but take 3 weeks to do so and charge you interest on the waived interest, and you wind up in chat every month trying to escape the compounding hell
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
John no 😭
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 24/09/2026
what I’m real tired of is “oh don’t you mean HIS REAL NAME” there is no such thing as a real name!!! unless you are the fey in which case YOU KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“You couldn’t make this up” has become a reliable indicator that the claim being remarked upon is, in fact, completely made up.
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He’s worried that the crew operating his flight MIGHT be part of the furry community but he’s not worried that the crew running his party and country ARE part of the pedophile community.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know “haha funny furries” but that’s a sitting US Senator standing next to a podium labeled “Transgenderism Is A Mental Disease” so I’m not really sure all these cis people should be crackin’ up here
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tomfoolery starting early this week
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 19/09/2026
Lmao at this
or identify themselves as tradwives. (Those are conservative women who dress like the women in The Sound of Music, but without the opposition to the Anschluss. They're rare enough in
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“How far on the spectrum are you?” “Yes”
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you’ve been poisoned @spookyfox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am withering in thirdhand embarrassment without even knowing the context
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