IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Long game I've been playing: I have a friend who was telling me about his fujoshi sister and on a whim I asked, can you ask what her twitter handle is. I look it up and see "follows you" next to the name. I said show her a photo of this but don't tell her who I am and don't tell her my account. 1601
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Beginning your transition to formal sfw illustrations by piggy-backing on your viewership from your nsfw account makes me feel like the dick-in-ass pony from that fucking happyroadkill comic 226530
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IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I love kids so much man, kid's probably no more than 10 and asks his mom for a matcha latte and a few minutes later he comes up to me at the bar saying "THIS MATCHA IS SO GOOD! MY TASTEBUDS ARE BLESSED!" and I'm just like. That's right little man. And he gave me a sticker lol. 3833
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It genuinely cracks me up every time someone goes "shit I love Jollibee" the minute I mention that I'm Filipino like HELL YEAH BROTHER JOLLIBEE IS ELITE. 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 6460
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I've kind of adopted my cousin into my friend group (gay people and women) as he's a single, cishet man in his 30s and most of his friends are married with kids and can't hang out as much. 1771
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's so cool how I used to think it was dumb to listen to recordings of live songs when you could just listen to the studio version and then I happened to listen to the Alice in Chains Unplugged version of Sludge Factory and it was so much better than the Tripod recording that I started crying. 1310
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I have no definitive statistics to back my claims but my theory is that modern fandoms are comprised OVERWHELMINGLY of consumers over creators which is why (positive) feedback and interaction appears to be at an all-time low these days. 810515
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I've got one of those shitty homemade Mötley Crue haircuts because I was thinking I wanted to look like Kelly Nickels or Kane Roberts and yesterday a girl said she really liked my hair and then she said "haha did you get the inspiration from the chatgpt 80s trend" and I just fucking froze. 7460
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm a fucking idiot I already dressed up to leave the house and realized I forgot to drink my maintenance meds and I knock my pills back, forgot to account for how iced out I am and just smash into my fucking teeth with these. 7640
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Chris only messages me back when I talk to him about men you heard it here first 3420
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm so desperate to have other metalhead friends to potentially go to functions with that I looked up facebook groups and it was just so much fucking stupid AI posts on there and then I just closed the tab and sat with my face in my hands feeling my stomach getting cold and slimy. 5602
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Can't believe it's been a year since I let DBD ruin my life. 2680
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If anyone cares it's because I watched Ryan Benjamin draw and did the fucking Higuruma pulling on his face thing for like 2 hours straight. 0282
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I just discovered Bad Apple what the fuck dude this SLAPS 5630
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 06/09/2026>"Does anyone know if Ives will still be up at 3 am I need to send him something." >"I haven't refilled his Ambien prescription so I know he will be." >"YOU'RE A DOCTOR?????" I'm having such a good time at this shindig mannnnn 2501
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Invite friends and family to a mixed work event > my mom goes "I think those are your friends outside" > "how are you sure those are MY friends" > "honey it's 6 bearded men with bleached buzz cuts and thick-framed glasses those are YOURS" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 71334
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 05/09/2026As much as drawing pisses me off nothing gets my blood going more than the pursuit of improvement and the thrill of experimentation my identity as an artist is that I have no prime and I will evolve until the day I die 2570
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Go to rave > hug a bunch of people > exactly 4 people complimented my perfume 1740
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Please for the love of god do not follow me over some cabbage rolls I DRAW BIG NAKED SWEATY MEN!!!!!!!!!!!! 61175
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Am Filipino but best friend is Romanian: introducing cabbage rolls (sarmale) with filling meant for lumpia lmao. 161918106
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Incredible things happening at the Ives store today, someone finally named all the toys on my counter display, pointed to the Reaper and 76 figures and said "my favorite bromance!" and told me "you should play again it's more fun now!" after saying I was a retired player. 4540
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Every new clip of this boy I see indicates he's only slightly more intelligent than, say for reference, the Teletubbies vacuum bro I'm fucking crying 2631
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I DON'T WANT AN AI SUMMARY OF MY FUCKING EMAILS I'M NOT A FUCKING IDIOT I KNOW HOW TO FUCKING READ WE ARE IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 315321
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm aroace and autistic and my favorite form of low-stakes lying is making up bullshit stories about a boyfriend or girlfriend to old people because it's a conversation that's loads funnier (to me) and faster to navigate out of rather than honestly saying I'm unhitched at 30. 51113
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Getting radicalized towards adopting Jason GTA because gamerbros are hating on him for allegedly being a dork-ass beta cuck loser and like. These are premium features. To me. 3811
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Thank you to everyone for your well-wishes, I really appreciate it. I have power back unfortunately it also just started flooding again LMAO. I will be fine, but if you have any other friends you know in the Philippines go check on them! 3645
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Whoever was playing this friendly Wesker I got on Badham who didn't want to farm pallets with me because he just wanted to fuck around doing bed tech in the basement this is when I started drawing this you can NOT be funnier than me in my games. 1995
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IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Blanket apology post to everyone for drawing so slow, and to my commissioners as well, as if having a day job isn't hard enough I also live in a poor country and it's been back to back natural disasters and system failures and the government won't fucking do anything about any of this. I'm tired. 1722
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Being out in my 30s is nuts man can confirm being introduced as "here's my bara artist friend come look at this shit" is apparently a hilarious substitute for a party trick and easy way to make friends which is especially funny at raves where the only thing I'm good for is haunting the smoking area. 21201
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Being out in my 30s is nuts man can confirm being introduced as "here's my bara artist friend come look at this shit" is apparently a hilarious substitute for a party trick and easy way to make friends which is especially funny at raves where the only thing I'm good for is haunting the smoking area. 0280
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Twitter SJWs getting mad at me for describing Miguel O'Hara in a jokepost as "animalistic" because it was racist like I get it but he was on all fours with teeth and claws out like what the fuck else was I supposed to say man. 5720
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The agony of trying to look up fanart of a character and I show up first. Oh my god. Is anybody else going to do anything. Oh my fucking god. 2762
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Just watched a customer do 20 pushups outside before lighting a cigarette 6590
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 16/07/2026ONE LAST THING I can't believe I'm only finding out that the A-7000 Wargod mythic got shat on when it came out when to me that is literally THE best mythic in terms of design and the interaction bonuses and the only valid reason to not have Ana as an old woman. 3240
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Every new piece of information I get about Overwatch I have learned against my will 1271
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IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Getting a notif on my phone asking to confirm for a wedding RSVP while I'm in the middle of putting plates of dismembered feet on a table playing the Dead By Daylight event: 1300
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I drew my Omnimans in an absolutely fogged out hammered turbo goon state and tossed it to the wild and didn't check the reception for more than a month and then I got at least 7 commission inquiry emails because of that one drawing and it actually is so important to draw whatever the fuck you want 610312
IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I turned 30 last week and I've been celebrating with my friends and family for a week straight so I haven't gotten much drawing done but I'm more recharged than ever thanks to the power of love my god man LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7811