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27. aspiring court jester. if it's gay i like it

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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
knuckle tattoo ideas: - WAHO O!!! - YIPP EE!! - i.c. u.p.
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
anyways
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
days since forgetting my bsky password & then procrastinating the reset for a whole month : 0 total workplace incidents : 2 (Nov 2024 - Mar 2025)
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I fear Homelander emboldened Trump more than he satirised him at this point
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Trump promising funding for Mars exploration, anti-vaxxer compensation, the world's strongest military & reestablishing the US auto industry lmao. he has the budget understanding of a kid who trades their one $5 bill for five quarters
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/01/2025
it’s going to be so much fun when he dies
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
sending love to the good people of america, especially those whose rights & safety are at risk of dismantling by that orange demon. I can't even imagine how you must feel today.
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I'm intrigued to see how Trump handles the inevitable backlash from his own supporters when his policy promises either fall through, or threaten the lives & comfort of the people who voted for him
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Elon simps can only start the seig heil defense when he comes out to publicly & sincerely apologise for it being an unfortunate accident. because considering how much he protects & co-signs literal white supremacists, there is far more evidence to support that it was an intentional nazi salute
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
holy shit I can't believe trump's term is beginning even worse than I anticipated
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
damn they didn't even give yall til midnight??! oh they are mean as hell
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
if the Tiktok ban gets revoked when that orange comes into office, I wanna see the most cinematic reenactment of Christ's resurrection ever performed, Mel Gibson senses it his loins
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
however, if this does happen, that first day back on the app will be twitter the day the queen died level funny
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
intention setting & manifestation
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
being Australian & watching all the Americans saying emotional goodbyes to tiktok makes me feel like a second pangea is about to happen
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
the fact that the tiktok ban sets up Trump to swoop in & be the hero revoking the ban first day in office is so infuriating
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Please stop playing dead in front of the bears. Now they think they have superpowers.
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
saw someone say "isn't it funny that you can say 'water is a human right' & people will automatically know who you voted for?" lmaooo true women should have full personal rights over their own bodies. am i on the left or right??
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
what are nosebleed seats, where are they & why are they called that?
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
idk how likely it is, but i hope the tiktok ban is what bluesky needs to finally properly overtake twitter. i need that level 5 elon crash out omg
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
ahhh time to unwind
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I just dont think time will ever make sense again after the pandemic. 2020 will always feel so recent, even though it was half a decade ago.
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I can't believe I'm seeing devastating black saturday level wildfires outside of Australia, especially during OUR fire season. smoky air & orange skies feels so distinctly Australian, this all feels so incorrect. I feel so bad for everyone affected, the images are horrific
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
not my circus, but the monkeys are gorging my eyes out help
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I didn't realise until yesterday just how many regular degular people rely on chatgpt for everyday questions?? & without fact checking any of the information??!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
happy new years cuties!! 2025 is really the first year to sound right since like 2012
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
If I know anything about Jimmy Carter, he would want every liberal there at the capitol on January 6, 2025
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
a display of my sunny disposition has been exposed as the deviant's tongue all along! (I just learnt ofc stands for "of fucking course", not "of course")
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
they're throwing the grim reaper a company party for finally fulfilling that kpi
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I prefer to call them “whoopsies” instead of mistakes. Anyway, I deleted your hard drive.
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Ira Madison III @irathethird.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
“BANG!!!” Beyoncé stands with Luigi 😌
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
made it through all of christmas without hearing a single "merry chrysler" WE ARE FREEEEEE
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
my immediate first thought when I woke up was that I haven't started my christmas shopping & I sat upright like a mummy on 2x speed. no one has ever ruined their own day faster
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/12/2024
remember when everyone spent weeks arguing about how israel would never bomb a hospital and since then they’ve just been bombing hospitals and schools every day
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
who up thinking about the nutty putty cave incident?
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
how about a gecko chamber. folks
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
ordering doordash through the ouija board
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
two things about lesbian sex I was most surprised to learn: 1) how many hours it goes for (incl lil yap breaks every couple hours) 2) how many sapphics actually WANT a pillow princess alternative title: two reasons I very rarely crave hetero sex
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
once my best friends & I reunite for summer after a year apart, it is overrrr for our local lesbians
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
big fan of calling lil animals "critters". the criteria is like does it scamper? ✅ does it scurry? ✅ well yeah duh of course that's a critter
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
the spongebob squarepants theme song couldn't be made today. because it promotes doxxing and sharing of sensitive personal information
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Unkie🕺🏽 @yurunkle.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Need this algorithm to know the things I wanna see on here so… LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS L
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hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
when I was studying theology through the cult I grew up in, we had a world religions class & spent 3 weeks on cults. at the end, the lecturer says "now we're going to learn why [our cult] isn't a cult". everyone laughed, including me. but it struck my subconscious. it took me 3 years before I left.
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 11/12/2024
Everyone’s monog until an older pair of lesbians needs a pet dog
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I Dominican & I DominiWill @willraph.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I can tell you who it’s not. 🌚
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
rats are basically just the night shift of squirrels
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