hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 03/03/2025knuckle tattoo ideas: - WAHO O!!! - YIPP EE!! - i.c. u.p. 000
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 03/03/2025days since forgetting my bsky password & then procrastinating the reset for a whole month : 0 total workplace incidents : 2 (Nov 2024 - Mar 2025) 000
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I fear Homelander emboldened Trump more than he satirised him at this point 020
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Trump promising funding for Mars exploration, anti-vaxxer compensation, the world's strongest military & reestablishing the US auto industry lmao. he has the budget understanding of a kid who trades their one $5 bill for five quarters 031
Reposted by hello??onion person @junlper.beer · 21/01/2025it’s going to be so much fun when he dies 1140345663096
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025sending love to the good people of america, especially those whose rights & safety are at risk of dismantling by that orange demon. I can't even imagine how you must feel today. 032
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I'm intrigued to see how Trump handles the inevitable backlash from his own supporters when his policy promises either fall through, or threaten the lives & comfort of the people who voted for him 110
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025to be clear, I personally won't believe it even if that is his claim (see: the way he emphatically supports neo nazi's). but right now there is no foundational evidence to support that it was an accident, & his lil simps need to accept that to accept him 000
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Elon simps can only start the seig heil defense when he comes out to publicly & sincerely apologise for it being an unfortunate accident. because considering how much he protects & co-signs literal white supremacists, there is far more evidence to support that it was an intentional nazi salute 100
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025holy shit I can't believe trump's term is beginning even worse than I anticipated 010
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/01/2025damn they didn't even give yall til midnight??! oh they are mean as hell 0100
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/01/2025it's hard bc either way, those decrepit old fucks will spin it as a personal win 000
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/01/2025if the Tiktok ban gets revoked when that orange comes into office, I wanna see the most cinematic reenactment of Christ's resurrection ever performed, Mel Gibson senses it his loins 000
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/01/2025however, if this does happen, that first day back on the app will be twitter the day the queen died level funny 011
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/01/2025being Australian & watching all the Americans saying emotional goodbyes to tiktok makes me feel like a second pangea is about to happen 010
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/01/2025the fact that the tiktok ban sets up Trump to swoop in & be the hero revoking the ban first day in office is so infuriating 1113
Reposted by hello??Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Please stop playing dead in front of the bears. Now they think they have superpowers. 112324
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 11/01/2025saw someone say "isn't it funny that you can say 'water is a human right' & people will automatically know who you voted for?" lmaooo true women should have full personal rights over their own bodies. am i on the left or right?? 010
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 10/01/2025what are nosebleed seats, where are they & why are they called that? 010
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 10/01/2025idk how likely it is, but i hope the tiktok ban is what bluesky needs to finally properly overtake twitter. i need that level 5 elon crash out omg 000
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I just dont think time will ever make sense again after the pandemic. 2020 will always feel so recent, even though it was half a decade ago. 041
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I can't believe I'm seeing devastating black saturday level wildfires outside of Australia, especially during OUR fire season. smoky air & orange skies feels so distinctly Australian, this all feels so incorrect. I feel so bad for everyone affected, the images are horrific 010
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 05/01/2025not my circus, but the monkeys are gorging my eyes out help 022
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I didn't realise until yesterday just how many regular degular people rely on chatgpt for everyday questions?? & without fact checking any of the information??! 020
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 01/01/2025happy new years cuties!! 2025 is really the first year to sound right since like 2012 020
Reposted by hello??Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 29/12/2024If I know anything about Jimmy Carter, he would want every liberal there at the capitol on January 6, 2025 969960
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 29/12/2024a display of my sunny disposition has been exposed as the deviant's tongue all along! (I just learnt ofc stands for "of fucking course", not "of course") 000
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 29/12/2024they're throwing the grim reaper a company party for finally fulfilling that kpi 020
Reposted by hello??Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I prefer to call them “whoopsies” instead of mistakes. Anyway, I deleted your hard drive. 19626
Reposted by hello??Ira Madison III @irathethird.bsky.social · 25/12/2024“BANG!!!” Beyoncé stands with Luigi 😌 1185519587
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 26/12/2024made it through all of christmas without hearing a single "merry chrysler" WE ARE FREEEEEE 010
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/12/2024omfg same, if I think about him too long I can hear my own heart breaking 😔 100
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 19/12/2024my immediate first thought when I woke up was that I haven't started my christmas shopping & I sat upright like a mummy on 2x speed. no one has ever ruined their own day faster 020
Reposted by hello??onion person @junlper.beer · 17/12/2024remember when everyone spent weeks arguing about how israel would never bomb a hospital and since then they’ve just been bombing hospitals and schools every day 6277871433
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2024now why did my stupid ass think that was a hookah hose lmao 110
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2024who up thinking about the nutty putty cave incident? 100
Reposted by hello??Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 15/12/2024how about a gecko chamber. folks 510212
Reposted by hello??Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/12/2024ordering doordash through the ouija board 591658190
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2024two things about lesbian sex I was most surprised to learn: 1) how many hours it goes for (incl lil yap breaks every couple hours) 2) how many sapphics actually WANT a pillow princess alternative title: two reasons I very rarely crave hetero sex 030
Reposted by hello??Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription 382113391568
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 15/12/2024once my best friends & I reunite for summer after a year apart, it is overrrr for our local lesbians 030
hello?? @spongebrain.bsky.social · 14/12/2024big fan of calling lil animals "critters". the criteria is like does it scamper? ✅ does it scurry? ✅ well yeah duh of course that's a critter 020
