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Misha Goss

@spoketension.bsky.social
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Cyclist, hiker, former bicycle mechanic, married dad, punk and indie fan. Crimlaw. Chicago native (Rogers Park!) transplanted to the Southeast US.

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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 3h
I would build a Russian bath complete with a banya, steam room, and cold pool.
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 3h
Pepperidge Farm Remembers (Because the stock of its parent company, Campbell’s, tanked in the 1987 crash)
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 6h
The tough part about being a lawyer is sometimes you burn out real fast
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 22h
I can’t believe that’s still there. Great to see.
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Well he has a point
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Very UNserious, as usual
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Im gonna have to consult the UCC on that issue
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m going to settle this debate once and for all: an Attorney is a person with a JD who passed the bar *and* has gold fringe around the edges. In contrast, a Lawyer is a person with a JD who passed the bar but never contracted with the state in their personal capacity.
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Jar Jaws Binks
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Looking into this very strongly
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Honestly the whole “the next guys are gonna be sooooo tough” argument is kinda funny. We already know the final form of these dopes. Go ahead, make yourselves even more unlikeable. I’m sure that’ll work out well for you.
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Paxton’s campaign director reserved the basement of the Alamo for his final stump speech
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah this easily checks all the boxes for attempted murder.
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Qualified Immunity is only an issue for civil cases. If the agent is charged with a crime, QI won’t help him. There are other procedural obstacles his defense team might pursue, such as removing the state criminal case to federal court, but at least QI is not part of the equation.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jesus Christ this is even worse than the first clip lmao. Dude has zero antibodies for even mildly adversarial politics. Keep putting this guy in front of cameras and reporters, please
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Billions of dollars’ worth of contracts predicting oil would fall and the S&P 500 would rise were placed about 15 minutes before Trump announced a U-turn on Iran in a post on Truth Social. CFTC staff began to investigate...then were told to lay off. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
bloomberg.com
CFTC Staff Were Told to Retract Analysis of Suspicious Oil Trades
Chairman’s adviser intervened to take over examination of lucrative bets that were made around Trump reversal on Iran power plant attack.
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Scott Colom @scolom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She done lost her damn mind.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When chef inspired creations are the vibe...yeah I'm thinking farm fresh ingredients are the play
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s important to curate a craveable experience
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay do I understand correctly that AI, as an industry, does not like being spied on or having its privacy violated?
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This might be Jury Nullification’s “Streisand Effect” moment. A whole bunch of people are about to learn that a jury can do whatever they want in that little room of theirs and there’s not much that can be done in response by angry prosecutors or wannabe monarchs.
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
One of the reasons I miss the 90s is that guys who looked like this worked at video rental shops instead of going around trying to popularize state-sponsored murder.
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s Baklavover
A screenshot of a New York Times online piece with a headline that reads “Kimberly Guilfoyle resigns as ambassador to Greece”
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Forget it, Darth, it’s Thessaloniki
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Strong resemblance to this:
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I wondered if this would reignite the debate that pops up now and then about the meanings of “lawyer” versus “attorney”! In my opinion they’re exactly the same thing. They’ve certainly been used interchangeably during my couple decades of practice. Just registering my vote, not picking a fight!
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That’s what I voted for
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is gonna take his poll numbers to the basement of the Alamo
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
McDEIonald’s
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Portland ad sales team:
Kerry Brownstein and Fred Armisen as the feminist bookstore owners from the show Portlandia
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s hard to imagine that level of stupidity and recklessness, even by DHS agents
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And in a home (her DC home) that she and her father didn’t even occupy back when the purported crime occurred!
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Gov agents applying for a search warrant must show probable cause to believe that evidence of a crime will be discovered in a target location. Passage of time/staleness is a HUGE factor. How did Fed agents convince a judge that there’d *still* be evidence to find decades after this purported crime?
A Fox News online headline that reads “federal agents raid Ilhan Omar’s DC home a mid Immigration fraud investigation” An excerpt of the same Fox News story about Ilhan Omar that reads “two sources close to the investigation say the search stems from a criminal fraud investigation into the Somali, born congresswoman’s immigration paperwork, which was filled out by her late father when she was a child.”
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This warrant would have been signed by a federal district court judge or a federal magistrate (magistrates are term-appointed federal judicial officials who handle many preliminary (pretrial) aspects of criminal and civil cases).
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
off the fucking rails. a rogue government.
apnews.com
Federal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter.
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Brendan Canty and Guy Picciotto of Fugazi playing a show in a school gym. Brendan is playing drums and Guy is suspended in a basketball hoop while singing into a mic.
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cops showing up at the scene of a microwave air fryer death:
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
[Hank Williams Jr. voice]: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME IMPOSSIBLE TO WATCH WITHOUT SEVERAL EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE STREAMING ACCOUNTS FOOTBALL?!?!?
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nap Time
A dog lying down next to a person on a couch
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shane Gillis just said “Fuckin” live on SNL and it wasn’t bleeped out. It was totally accidental and sloppy and it’s actually awesome that he’ll never be on SNL again. His performance tonight is legendarily bad.
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wow. That Shane Gillis SNL monologue was insanely bad. Unfunny and it seemed like he was going out of his way to establish his far right sex pest bigot bona fides
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh no he found out about the Protocols of the Bakers of Zion
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well I for one find his actions Uplifting
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seconded
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He’s not the only clothes criminal in that shot. Look at Mr. Tacky over here.
A compatriot of Michael Tracey wearing a blazer. The vent in the back of the blazer is still held together by the stitched in tack that any normal and aware person would have cut and removed.
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Ditka finally Super Bowl Shuffles off this mortal coil
nbcchicago.com
Mike Ditka, legendary Bears player and coach, dies at age 86
Mike Ditka, whose name and likeness became synonymous with the history of the Chicago Bears both as a player and coach, has died at the age of 86.
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Michael McLean @michaelmclean.me · 09/10/2026
This poster goes insanely hard www.hadendoesart.com/all-prints/p...
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like the dad in the Twisted Sister video
A still image of the dad from the video for the song “we’re not going to take it” by the glam metal band Twisted Sister
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One Pee Wee’s Big Adventure After Another
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At this stage it doesn't matter to me if this guy is cosplaying. I want a person who talks like this and then promises to back it up to be the next president. If there's somebody who winds up being more convincing than him in the next year or so, I'll vote for that person instead.
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