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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 14/07/2024
i think his ear just did that
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
one of my favorite things is when people try to write "america" as "'merica" sarcastically and they write "mercia" instead. fireworks and beer woooooo mercia!!! only in mercia!!!! fuck to east anglia!! long live king offa!! build that wall (along wales)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
losing it at this part of a lawsuit brought by a former reporter at the marion county record (the kansas newspaper raided by cops last yr) against the former police chief and county attorney
On Tuesday, August 8, 2023, at 8:37 a.m., Chief Cody sent County Attorney Ensey a lengthy e-mail, titled “Crimes?” In his e-mail, Chief Cody floated all sorts of bizarre theories about laws that had been violated, including (1) The federal Driver Privacy Protection Act (DPPA), under which the Marion County Attorney’s Office has no jurisdiction to charge; (2) wire fraud; (3) abuse of office/abuse of power; and (4) an entire section on “vicarious liability” and “co- conspirator liability.”
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Mlle Defarge ♿ @hearing-girl.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
There is no enforcement/monitoring body for the ADA.* It's a complaint-based enforcement system, so in order for things to be made more accessible than the owner feels like making them, someone needs to sue. Every time. And then, y'know, wait several years.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
the two types of doctor on bluesky
a post from dr damien williams: “The term "Luddite" as a pejorative

synonym for "technophobe" was a

technocrat PR coup; that's not what

Luddites were about. They were a

labour movement fighting to give

workers control over technologies

which were advancing w/o

oversight and rapidly automating

them out of their jobs. Sound
familiar?” 

above another post from dr brooke magnanti: “Pronouncing Luddites so it rhymes with crudités”
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pondoleezza spice @spicypond.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
BUNTO
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Tom @tomel.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
ChatGPT already has “Ph.D.-level intelligence,” in that once you remove it from its extremely narrow field of expertise (assembling words into credible-sounding passages) it is wildly out of its depth, but people vastly overestimate its authority because they don’t understand what “intelligence” is.
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rachel @danascullyirl.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
you should be able to file an amicus brief to someone else's couples therapist
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pondoleezza spice @spicypond.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
if I found a mysterious monolith in the desert my first instinct would NOT be “well time to dial 911”
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
college athletes should be paid as should middle schoolers doing competitive piano, violin, ballroom dancing and soccer. that child is a WORKER.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 17/06/2024
This article is really feeding my obsession with daylighting rivers and creeks.
orionmagazine.org
Orion Magazine - Reaching the Light of Day
Because eventually the river rises here. It overflows to claim it all and to show us what we lost, like it always had. —Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re
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pondoleezza spice @spicypond.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
Your local government has literally 0 control over or involvement with google maps
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 15/06/2024
happy Saturday everyone! I only have a few more days to try to sell as much stuff from my shop as I can before I go on a hiatus for a surgery. check out my shop at nora.jewelry if you're looking for pretty things to wear and give! shares on this post are a huge help!
pride collection: several fused glass pendants in rainbow and trans pride colorsorange cat pendantkraken cameo pendanthexagon bee pendant
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
Repeating "why, even Jefferson and Washington thought slavery was bad, in the abstract!" as if this was not *itself* profoundly damning of the entire project
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
it must be crazy in elon's brain bc you can tell he really wants the future to look like this, and he wants to be the one to make the flying cars and robot maids and shit except he's too fucking stupid. that's why he's so mad all the time
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
feels extremely american to be like “we need you to keep running your stochastic terrorism business so you can pay back the victims of your stochastic terrorism”
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
Just imagining this is how email marketers ask each other out on dates
A typical “paid Collab” solicitation email except it reads: “Keith x Susan
Hey Keith, As someone who also create...”
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
i'm really not as bothered by "cozy" fiction as a lot of people but it's interesting to me how it engages in what i am calling böhnchenmoral, that is, the ethical supremacy of the smol bean, wherein the exercise of one's will over others is good as long as your are just a little birthday boy
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Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/05/2024
THIS IS A GREAT DAY TO BE A WINE MOM. SHOUTOUT TO SETH MEYERS AND EVERY GOLDENDOODLE OWNER WHO WEARS SHIRTS THAT SAY "LIBRARIES ARE FOR US ALL" ETC.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
if you mainline MSNBC and CNN 25 hours a day you start to understand a lot of why congress is Like That. because they all do it.
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
from the bluesky historical preservation society
@lowbeetle.bsky.social

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 29/05/2024
I'm a little disappointed that Alito's neighbors' January 6 signs only said "Trump Is a Fascist” and “You Are Complicit” -- like, you in the abstract Alito made it sound like their sign said "Martha-Ann did January 6" which honestly would have been funny as hell
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
One time i filled a mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding and sat in the break room eating it with a spoon. A coworker came in and immediately power puked as soon as she saw me. Then a memo went around abt how pranks are illegal in the workplace. She never forgave me for it but in my defense: funny af
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
I gotta say, it's a little funny that he *includes* the human scum in his happy memorial day message
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the kat from HOUSE (1977) @dogunderwater.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
so what i've learned about kpop so far is that the idols need a union
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
please i am in tears
Practically every time Mr. Trump was booed, his supporters responded by chanting, “We want Trump.” If those in MAGA hats cheered on a policy pronouncement, many of those opposed to Mr. Trump’s presence booed or shouted insults.

Often, the cycle ended only when someone began chanting, “End the Fed,” a unifying policy plank that everyone in attendance seemed to agree on.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 23/05/2024
If my name was Ben and i played baseball my walk-on song would be the Barenaked Ladies “One Week” but just the first two notes
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
thank you google ai, very cool
which us president went to u
All News Images Videos Shopping Forum
• Al Overview
Learn more :
Thirteen US presidents have attended UW-Madison, earning 59 degrees in total. Some of these presidents include:
• Andrew Jackson: Graduated in 2005
• William Harrison: Graduated in 1953 and 1974
• John Tyler: Graduated in 1958 and 1969
• Andrew Johnson: Earned 14 degrees, including classes of 1947, 1965, 1985, 1996, 1998, 2000, 2006, 2007, 2010, 2011, and
2012
• James Buchanan: Graduated in 1943, 2004, and 2013
• Harry Truman: Graduated in 1933
• John Kennedy: Graduated in 1930, 1948, 1962, 1971, 1992, and 1993
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pondoleezza spice @spicypond.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
This honestly has similar energy to the press releases on Trump’s website a few years ago that were just extended posts
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
A few months ago I sat on a flight next to a cop who was telling her seatmate that she had done this, and that she had used her second cop pension to buy investment properties and rent them out, and I don't think there could be a more succinct description of everything wrong with society than that.
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 19/05/2024
me genetically engineering an ostrich size tufted titmouse
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 15/05/2024
abo ABC News v
NEWS @ABC
Follow
Sec. of State Antony Blinken joined
Ukrainian band 19.99 on stage at a bar in Kyiv, playing Neil Young's "Rockin' in the Free World."
"So much of the world is with you," Blinken said before they started playing. "And they are fighting not just for Ukraine, but the free world."Achewood:

Born…in the USA!
I went to school and I got an...A!
late a hamburgen and said Hoorav.
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
The funniest thing about American catholic converts is that they *willingly* choose to join the religion with a central, singular figure who sets general policy directions, and then they immediately ignore him
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pondoleezza spice @spicypond.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
I don’t watch YouTube but I would instantly watch this
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
These guys fucking love to have items
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 12/05/2024
The East Coast Is An Island
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 12/05/2024
we really fucked up with chartreuse and vermillion and need to swap the names to correct this terrible colour mistake
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
anyway between this and the eclipse I’m reminded that often the best way to take the lid off how mind bending beautiful our little planet is is to look up in the sky
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters
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pondoleezza spice @spicypond.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
Spelling isn’t real but also I have seen “role” misspelled as “roll” too many times today
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