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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 3h
Every day I open the Internet hoping shit hasn’t gotten worse…
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 4h
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 18h
I've read through my employment contract 3 times and at no point does it specify that I can't unleash bees in the office
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love having cat 🥰
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just remembered I dreamt about some weird arse martial arts scenario with ships and a warehouse and… ok then
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Höœnk
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This long weekend I ate at a fancy pants restaurant (amazing af), dressed as Aragorn, and went to a winery. Home now and my cat missed me 🥰 I love the enforced relaxation from cats.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been away for a lil bit. Been nice but fk I miss my cat.
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sly digs 🫠
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silver @silverboots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is just to say I have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to study Forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold
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WIRED @wired.com · 24/09/2026
One of the great mysteries in astronomy has been why Venus has no moon. Now a new theory provides a simple answer: It might have been eaten. www.wired.com/story/venus-...
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Venus May Have Devoured Its Moon
One of the great mysteries in astronomy has been why Venus has no moon. Now a new theory provides a simple answer: It might have been eaten.
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In this economy… NOOT NOOT
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m watching the clouds pass in front of the moon from my bed and it’s bloody glorious
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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only way we'll EVER get a good Wuthering Heights adaptation is if it's The Muppets
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Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RIP former Liberal, National, and Australian Liberty Alliance candidate/supporter Mr Gary 'Angry (At Migrants & Muslims)' Anderson. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQkG...
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Angry Anderson Liberal Party TVC
YouTube video by mushroomandrooster
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kitty snugs 🥰 Bed ilu 🥰
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 20/09/2026
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
1 Please take note of what your 💩 looks like and if there’s 🩸 it might help save you 2 Check ya boobs. Take note of weird changes. Breast cancer isn’t always a lump.
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Drop A THREAT
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Rocky Horror: Anticipation
Alt: Rocky Horror: Antici……….pation
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I’m handling Things pretty well, all things considered.
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Choc cake for dinner no ragerts
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Honestly I cannot English today so I’m going to continue sounding like I cannot brain 🙃
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finally have a date for The Important Thing
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 20/09/2026
We got a cybersecurity expert to hack this BYD. It was too easy
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Hacking this BYD was too easy. It didn't even have a password
To test the risks of surveillance and sabotage, Four Corners asked a hacker to show what China's top EV brand could see and do remotely.
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1, 2, 3, 4
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My advice: - be kind - be weird - be helpful - be weirder still - be creative - be the weirdest of all
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, that was a day… but @selwyndavis.bsky.social was right about the gnomes..
Two elvis gnomes in the window of a shop
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wow they were some dreams 🤪
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friends! It's the feast day of St. Hildegard of Bingen, an abbess, polymath, mystic, & eel truth-teller. Medieval thinkers agreed that eels reproduce asexually. But Hildegard suggested that eels mate at sea, where we can't watch. No one listened to her. But she was right! 1/2 🗃️🧪
Meme. Painting of St. Hildegard, from the shoulders up. She is dressed up in her nunnish finery. Her wimple is white and very creased, so that she looks a bit like a mummy and her veil is the dusky black of that suggests it's been through the wash many times. She has something like a crown on her head, with little spikes that look for all the world like duck feet. The saint's eyebrows are hard lines like windshield wipers, & her nose is ski-jump smooth.

Her head is surrounded by a nimbus of blue with a white outline, set against an orange background. She is looking up and towards your right, as if she's watching a possum that's about to drop onto the person sitting next to you. Her mouth is set in a tight smile. She's likely thinking about sex again. And maybe not just eel sex.

Hildegard provided us with the first written description of the female orgasm, so it's quite possible that she's got that on her mind.

Meme text reads:
"Medieval Eel Truth:
It's all about the Bingen's, baby!"
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oi ppl what’s ya sim only plan recs
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m contemplating doing those word mat button things for my cat but I’m 100% convinced she’ll just complain for more food 😹
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mac n cheese and woine toime dinrar
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I mean this arcanebullshit.com/en-au/produc...
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"Fuck it, We Ball" Pin
Isopods are lurking underneath your flowerpots, consuming your detritus and there's nothing you can do about it. Celebrate the ultimate baller with this ~2.5cm round enamel pin in white/black, featuri...
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fkkkit we ball
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome) @hannahshelley.site · 06/05/2025
Here's a sentiment analysis of the most versatile word in the Australian vocabulary. Hope this is helpful to our international friends.
A scientific sentiment analysis chart mapping Australian uses of the word 'cunt' across valence (positive to negative) and intensity axes. The diagram plots 16 variations including 'sick cunt', 'mad cunt', (very positive, high intensity) 'hard cunt', 'top cunt' and 'lucky cunt' (positive, high intensity), 'good cunt', 'clever cunt', 'funny cunt' (positive, lower intensity), 'soft cunt', 'lazy cunt', 'dumb cunt' (slightly negative, low intensity), 'dodgy cunt, gronk cunt, shit cunt and dead cunt', (negative, high intensity) and 'dog cunt' (very negative, high intensity). The neutral form 'CUNT' sits at the origin.
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No shit. Also so tempted to make up stickers saying “Why do you hate women and children” and similar, and slappin em on their windscreens. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
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Researchers who analysed 10,000 crashes say car size does matter
A study of 13 years of crashes in Australia finds a link between car height and risk of pedestrian death, particularly for women and children.
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3wombats @3wombats.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Either the drivers or the steering are faulty they can’t ever seem to stay in their own lane An absolute menace on the road can’t see around them can’t see over them
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Eldritch kcarruthers @kcar.me · 17/09/2026
Awww 🥹 First New Cat Species In Over 100 Years Is A Totally Charming Tiny Tiger From Bolivia www.iflscience.com/first-new-cat-…
New kitty
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Get yourself a Doctor that calls you when she’s finished work to check on the progress of Stuff
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Meep meep I’m (mostly) moved in
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Henlo bed ilu 😊
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Sandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A very handsome boy! A budgerigar near Blinman, Flinders Ranges, South Australia.
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oooooooooh realisation!
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