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Chilli 🥀

@chillileu.bsky.social

1.1K followers 370 following 4.4K posts

Cat mum & rescuer | shitposter extraordinaire | dirty Greens voter | sweary Australian | living cadaver | fan of the Oxford comma

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 6h

There is an awful lot of Jacques Dutronc happening in my loungeroom right now

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 8h

I'm a day late on my spooky movies but fear not tonight we shall be watching peak

Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktacular (2003)

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 8h

Nothing infuriates me nearly as much as Jimmy Carr's laugh

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 10h

I will simply use my tow truck to collect the 47 boxes of flatpack furniture from IKEA this is surely a good idea

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 14h

Is Crisafuckwit delivering for Queensland yet

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 15h

"I didn't know you can skip placebo birth control" "I didn't know antibiotics and activated charcoal affect my birth control" "I didn't know birth control can cause DVT" baby girl I am begging you to read the gigantic insert that comes with your Evelyn, this is readily available information

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 16h

Straight up ignoring whatever his sisters are doing in the background

Three grey cats in a cat run

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 17h

Absolutely detest clothing with titty cups I could not even fit an areola in Baby it's plus size clothing I am not rocking a 10A

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sleeping like this would fix me

Sleeping cat

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I must dig out my humble IKEA Fräkta bags before I head to Nanny's to rescue my books

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bunch of LARPers asking why the Goku in the Lego Shenron set has a tail oh my god

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Swapped out my septum ring, caught the inside of my nose and saw jesus

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Every once in a while I'll find the profile of an ex of an insufferable man I know and it's always baby girl you're too pretty to have spent so much of your energy on him "But she was mean waaah" she should've been meaner 💅🏻

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Am I perimenopausal at 25 or is anything above 18° genuinely insufferably warm: a novel

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Absolutely not

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Begging men to see a therapist instead of making their shit my problem "Chilli you are a therapist" shhhhh

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am eepy and full of soup

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sweet dreams, little Sam 💖

Sleepy tabby cat

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A bouquet of red and yellow roses has magically appeared on my dining table 💖

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It is raining and my moo cats will not come inside but they're also glaring at me as if their flooded cat run is my fault 💔

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Today's mission is to empty two of my bookcases and move them a whopping 15cm to the left because I unfortunately do not have my partner's hulk strength

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

AKIYAMA DUCK AKIYAMA DUCK AKIYAMA DUCK

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A friend of mine has travelled to Melbourne and confirmed that the museum is still using the incorrect scientific name for the Megalodon this is unacceptable

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was wondering if you'd like to watch Walking With Dinosaurs with me while I pause every 10 seconds to yap about all the scientific inaccuracies 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I wonder if Sage will bring me a baby brown snake this year

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

RBA's gonna raise the cash rate to 5% by Christmas and I'm gonna be swinging from the ceiling

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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

FINALLY bought three more bookcases and hopefully that will be enough to cart the hundreds of books I left at nanny's house home with me 🤞🏻 Prepare yourselves for the eventual home library update 💖

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I gave my guy, who is by no means illiterate but has not read a book cover to cover since he was in primary school, a Fagles translation of The Iliad. He finishes reading the introductory text and asks about the other 23 books. Bless him.

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All it took was one 30° day and every man I know is suddenly wearing seersucker

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It is warm and I am miserable

31°c

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pichu 💖

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Who wants to be a whimsical little field mouse with me 💖

Mousies 🥰

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I need a Bex and a good lie down while the men argue amongst themselves in my replies

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mum come pick me up there are fuckhead men in my menchies

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Paid $3.10 per litre for diesel today how good

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I am prepared for *checks notes* any job interviews I may find myself in today

Big ol' FUIC

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

On day 12(?) of my period and I'm out of muscle relaxants ohnoes

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Yoda's Pain, Suffering, and Death Meme

ALT: Yoda's Pain, Suffering, and Death Meme

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The bois spent last night mixing coconut rum, Wild Turkey honey and vanilla pepsi into a strange concoction that tasted almost exactly like a bounty and I fear they may all be proper boozehounds now

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The bois are watching the doccy who episode where the small child kills David Tennant by drawing him as a soyjak

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"video games are for children" seek therapy

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

He bacc

Black and white cat

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They killed Nathan Cleary

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Praying for a Knights victory lest something terrible happens to @oysta.au

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have survived Not my liver But the rest of me, most definitely

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Autistic women having a core friend group of half a dozen vaguely neurodivergent men and 0 other women is a canon event

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fucken love a drunk smiggarette, no better joy in life 🫶🏻

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love when people have violently 90s ugly bathrooms 💖

It me! 💖

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hanging out with this beautiful little void, her name is Coby

Black cat

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He gromp

Black and white cat