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You have no chance to survive, make your time.

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lhakedal.bsky.social @lhakedal.bsky.social · 10h
So we don’t trust the numbers from Cloudflare? radar.cloudflare.com/bots/as13238...
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Bot Traffic trends and insights from AS13238 YANDEX Yandex LLC.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 12h
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😱😱😱 And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media. A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. Lets make this viral again 👇
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The day in 1979 The Muppets invaded the set of ‘The Empire Strikes Back’. #FrankOz #JimHenson #MarkHamill
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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matty @mattio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
an XKCD comic showing a precariously assembled tower of blocks. much is labelled "all modern digital infrastructure." a thin leg down at the bottom is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003."
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you tried eating too much candy about it
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On cue, the right-wing influencer machine is suddenly terrified of "migrant caravans" again. It is amazing how this supposed border crisis only ever happens during election years when Republicans are facing a blue wave at the polls.
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sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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dame @dame.is · 26/09/2026
If you watched the viral baseball game clip with the mom and dad and jumped to conclusions, you are legally required to read and share this entire post written by the mom, and then go home and rethink your life.
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What’s your fake starwars academic paper
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MC Squared @mcsquared.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s not just “corporate efficiency” it’s class war
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The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes.com · 18/09/2026
Belgian trickster who made an art out of throwing cream pies to ‘prick the humourless self-importance’ of the rich and famous dies aged 80
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Noël Godin obituary: flan-flinging prankster
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17/09/2026
This is getting more disturbing by the hour. The Kennedy Center isn’t Trump’s property. It’s not his monument. And it sure as hell isn’t his to destroy.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(gazing wistfully towards the horizon) candy corn’ll be ripe soon
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Mrs W @bracing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Most of Russia’s oil comes from places nowhere near Ukraine and all of Russia put together produces just a fraction of what passes through Hormuz. It’s all such obvious bullshit.
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CNN @cnn.com · 19/08/2026
The United States is digging itself into an ever-deeper debt hole. The federal debt hit a record $40 trillion on Tuesday, according to the Treasury Department. The Treasury Department's data on the federal debt is released on a one-day delay. cnn.it/4gFkhZ7
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
but seriously this fast food situation is getting out of control
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The study was done by astronomers at MIT. 🔗 news.mit.edu/2026/astronomers-disco…
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Astronomers discover a brand-new type of astrophysical object: A black hole star
Astronomers have discovered a “black hole star,” an extremely bright red spot in the early universe that appears to be a new type of astrophysical object. It resembles an enormous star, but its energy production is closer to what a black hole might generate.
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Izzy Bee 🇨🇦 @izzy-book-bee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Marcin Wichary @aresluna.org · 11/08/2026
I was hoping for your help with something. (Please RT for reach.) Is there a particular font that’s instantly recognizable to someone who lives where you do, and appreciated/recognized/hated there, but completely unknown elsewhere? Road signs, street names, transit, infrastructure, stuff like that?
An old dot-matrix display at the platform of Bay Area Rapid Transit near San FranciscoA license plate in TaiwanA house number in San FranciscoAn old street sign in Szczecin, set in a distinctive typeface
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Sam Woodcock @samwoodcock.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026
There is so much I going on here
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 10/08/2026
My laptop is set up to take a picture after 3 incorrect password attempts and I just got a text alert on my phone with this image attached...
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The cat fell asleep to the sound of the rain.
painting of a cat sleeping on a patchwork bed while it rains outside
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Jeff Norman @jeff2ffs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
So yeah: Jessie's girl Jenny left him, but instead of going out with Rick, she went with Tommy, and they had a daughter, Stacy, who was dating one of the Fountains of Wayne guys, but it got a little weird cuz he obv. had a crush on Stacy's mom. Stacy still doesn't know her mom did tons of pornos.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Senator Tommy Tuberville
Michigan Democrats just voted to send a TERRORIST to the Senate.
Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed is a
RADICAL ISLAMIST who will do everything he can to destroy America.
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Born in Detroit to Egyptian immigrant parents, Dr. Abdul El-Sayed is a Rhodes Scholar with two doctorates who became Detroit's youngest-ever health director at age 30 before going on to teach epidemiology at Columbia University.
Calling him a "radical Islamist" makes you look stupid, not him.
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 07/08/2026
For the first time this year, James Talarico is favored over Ken Paxton in VoteHub’s Texas U.S. Senate forecast.
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Great paper with accompanying graphic. Cool findings!
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Go Green @ecowarriorss.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Now that is progress New process turns plastic waste into hydrogen fuel while trapping the carbon A new process could turn unsorted plastic waste into clean hydrogen while locking away most of its carbon. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
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New process turns plastic waste into hydrogen fuel while trapping the carbon
A new chemical process can transform three of the most common plastics into high-purity hydrogen without sorting them first. The technique operates at much lower temperatures than traditional gasifica...
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine has it figured out. I couldn't agree more. Fuck fascism.
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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 31/07/2026
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
Transparent bags of frozen clam chowder with black and white labels and an all-caps font not quite Eurostile but similar energy
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 26/07/2026
History doesn’t remember the people who waited for permission. It remembers the ones who organized, who knocked, who voted anyway when everyone said it was hopeless. Be that person. 100 days left to write the next chapter instead of just surviving this one. #BlueWaveIn100Days
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Man pitches 'Shepherd Safety' to city council—a service that tracks politicians the exact same way Flock Safety tracks us. This shouldn't be satire...everyone should be watching “Authority” like a hawk. TT: @coachtd87
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Dr Vandermast @drvandermast.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The planet is not an enemy.
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 25/07/2026
OpenAI recently reported that some of its advanced models, unbidden, hacked another tech company. The alarming incident illustrates not a bug so much as a feature of today’s top AI models, @matteowong.bsky.social argues:
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The Scariest Part of OpenAI’s Hugging Face Hack
Ruthless efficiency has its drawbacks.
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Bichinhos Fofinhos pra quem ta cansado @bichinhos.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Eu amo essa foto
Na parede um quadro dividido em quatro quadrados, um rosa com o rosto de um gato preto, um azul com o rosto de um gato preto, um verde com o rosto de um gato preto e um amarelo com o rosto de um gato preto de verdade que tá na frente do quadro sentado sobre a estante
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A 660 ton steel ball just did its job: watch it swing inside Taipei 101 during Taiwan's 7.2 earthquake, canceling out the tower's sway.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Remember the "Pray Away The Gay" guy? Guess what... www.fox35orlando.com/news/former-...
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Stop criticizing us or will keep murdering people" is just a jaw-dropping thing for a government official to say.
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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell
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CatDaMaMa @catdamama.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
From @therickwilson.bsky.social. He’s urging all of us to stop trying to shame the GOP, because they will never feel it and will never change bc of it. Power and money is all they care about, but what they fear is losing both. We must then all vote in large numbers that the GOP can’t dispute it.
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Trick Charles, PI 🎃 @nickcharles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“The tortoise is turned over in his hospital bed and you’re not helping…you’re just talking for 20 minutes at him, Leon. Why?”
A man in a suit and tie seated. A Voit Kampff machine is in front of him. (Blade Runner).
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's a brick, I’m a dog, it's a brick, I’m a dog 🎵
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Arrowed! Ow my skin! 👊🏳️‍🌈🔥 @jambojeremy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's even more funny when you consider that his schizobabble was already specifically addressed in Ark
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Brittney Bush Bollay @brittneybush.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Pausa de hidratación graphic on top of a screenshot of Wesley from the Princess Bride drinking from a goblet during the iocaine powder scene.
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