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lhakedal.bsky.social @lhakedal.bsky.social · 11h
So we don’t trust the numbers from Cloudflare? radar.cloudflare.com/bots/as13238...
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Bot Traffic from AS13238 | Cloudflare Radar
Bot Traffic trends and insights from AS13238 YANDEX Yandex LLC.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 13h
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Stop posting AI fakes. The real picture is better. Delete this post.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😱😱😱 And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media. A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. Lets make this viral again 👇
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The day in 1979 The Muppets invaded the set of ‘The Empire Strikes Back’. #FrankOz #JimHenson #MarkHamill
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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matty @mattio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
an XKCD comic showing a precariously assembled tower of blocks. much is labelled "all modern digital infrastructure." a thin leg down at the bottom is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003."
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is it a terrible smell? It’s a terrible smell isn’t it.
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The next screen says “out of service systemwide”
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
His voice is like gravel
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you tried eating too much candy about it
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On cue, the right-wing influencer machine is suddenly terrified of "migrant caravans" again. It is amazing how this supposed border crisis only ever happens during election years when Republicans are facing a blue wave at the polls.
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sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Money.
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dame @dame.is · 26/09/2026
If you watched the viral baseball game clip with the mom and dad and jumped to conclusions, you are legally required to read and share this entire post written by the mom, and then go home and rethink your life.
themomoftheyear.substack.com
I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Stimpy Presses the Red Button
ALT: Stimpy Presses the Red Button
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was thinking last night: we need a song. A uniting song we can all play on blast when it happens. Something we can really rally around but doesn’t denigrate the artist by being associated with this.
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.anthropic.com/news/claude-...
anthropic.com
Claude discovers a novel enzyme system
In early results from our new life sciences research lab, Claude agents found an enzyme system whose function is still unknown.
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www-cdn.anthropic.com/22573675ada5...
www-cdn.anthropic.com
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What’s your fake starwars academic paper
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish I got it, because it seems very funny
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MC Squared @mcsquared.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s not just “corporate efficiency” it’s class war
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The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes.com · 18/09/2026
Belgian trickster who made an art out of throwing cream pies to ‘prick the humourless self-importance’ of the rich and famous dies aged 80
thetimes.com
Noël Godin obituary: flan-flinging prankster
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17/09/2026
This is getting more disturbing by the hour. The Kennedy Center isn’t Trump’s property. It’s not his monument. And it sure as hell isn’t his to destroy.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(gazing wistfully towards the horizon) candy corn’ll be ripe soon
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Mrs W @bracing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Most of Russia’s oil comes from places nowhere near Ukraine and all of Russia put together produces just a fraction of what passes through Hormuz. It’s all such obvious bullshit.
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CNN @cnn.com · 19/08/2026
The United States is digging itself into an ever-deeper debt hole. The federal debt hit a record $40 trillion on Tuesday, according to the Treasury Department. The Treasury Department's data on the federal debt is released on a one-day delay. cnn.it/4gFkhZ7
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Debunked.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
but seriously this fast food situation is getting out of control
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The inclusion of the identically colored blanket in this photo raises questions.
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s Howard Stern, isn’t it?
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The study was done by astronomers at MIT. 🔗 news.mit.edu/2026/astronomers-disco…
news.mit.edu
Astronomers discover a brand-new type of astrophysical object: A black hole star
Astronomers have discovered a “black hole star,” an extremely bright red spot in the early universe that appears to be a new type of astrophysical object. It resembles an enormous star, but its energy production is closer to what a black hole might generate.
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bom_Jes...
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Bom Jesus (ship) - Wikipedia
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Izzy Bee 🇨🇦 @izzy-book-bee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
casrai.org/news/rbh-1-r...
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First Confirmed Runaway Black Hole: RBH-1 — CASRAI
JWST spectroscopy confirms RBH-1, a supermassive black hole fleeing its galaxy at 1,000 km/s -- and a new study traces its gravitational-wave recoil origin.
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
www.utsouthwestern.edu/newsroom/art...
utsouthwestern.edu
Dendrites may be key to learning and memory, study suggests
Branchlike structures called dendrites that extend from neurons appear to make their own “computations” independently of the cell body, helping individual brain cells store memories of the past, respo...
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Did he find any Lectroids?
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Marcin Wichary @aresluna.org · 11/08/2026
I was hoping for your help with something. (Please RT for reach.) Is there a particular font that’s instantly recognizable to someone who lives where you do, and appreciated/recognized/hated there, but completely unknown elsewhere? Road signs, street names, transit, infrastructure, stuff like that?
An old dot-matrix display at the platform of Bay Area Rapid Transit near San FranciscoA license plate in TaiwanA house number in San FranciscoAn old street sign in Szczecin, set in a distinctive typeface
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Sam Woodcock @samwoodcock.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026
There is so much I going on here
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 10/08/2026
My laptop is set up to take a picture after 3 incorrect password attempts and I just got a text alert on my phone with this image attached...
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The cat fell asleep to the sound of the rain.
painting of a cat sleeping on a patchwork bed while it rains outside
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Jeff Norman @jeff2ffs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
So yeah: Jessie's girl Jenny left him, but instead of going out with Rick, she went with Tommy, and they had a daughter, Stacy, who was dating one of the Fountains of Wayne guys, but it got a little weird cuz he obv. had a crush on Stacy's mom. Stacy still doesn't know her mom did tons of pornos.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Senator Tommy Tuberville
Michigan Democrats just voted to send a TERRORIST to the Senate.
Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed is a
RADICAL ISLAMIST who will do everything he can to destroy America.
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Born in Detroit to Egyptian immigrant parents, Dr. Abdul El-Sayed is a Rhodes Scholar with two doctorates who became Detroit's youngest-ever health director at age 30 before going on to teach epidemiology at Columbia University.
Calling him a "radical Islamist" makes you look stupid, not him.
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sorry “paid a little more in taxes” for the pedants.
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⌘Spanky @spanktar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This message will not resonate because it uses the words “raise taxes”. The correct framing is: you would pay less than you do now, for better coverage, and not enrich a CEO whose job it is to rip you off.
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