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Banned from Reddit @soldierhobo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"if there was a cure to cancer they wouldnt sell it to you, to sell you chemo instead" (actual market): holy fuck these guys mightve cured melanoma BUY BUY BUY
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed at the—
90s news Screen grab states: liberty university gay sex command center
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Matt D - SC @mattd-sc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
There's heat and then there's the Rougeaus almost causing a riot in Puerto Rico just by doing standard heel stuff heat.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
one of the oldest running dialogues in history is "war is a massively complicated political, bureaucratic, and logistical endeavor" vs. "fuck you pussy, war is when you're a fucking badass, oh shit I lost"
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
ROBOCOP (1987)
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It’s so stupid to ask people who voted for Trump about gas prices. We know what they think, it’s somehow the democrats fault, that is how stupid they are, it’s that simple to trick them. You just say “uhhh Biden”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Uh guys. Uhhhh. Uhhh oh my god. Holy shit
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EXCLUSIVE: CBS Looking to Pin Down Joe Rogan — Network Bosses Are Betting Podcast Powerhouse Will Strengthen Sagging '60 Minutes'
CBS eyes Joe Rogan as a potential boost to '60 Minutes' as the network battles sagging ratings.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
voting isn't a moral good if you don't know shit about fuck and are just picking a name based on a vague desire to burn things down.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
You can sum up the entirety of the good and bad things about the American character in the stories of two Mt. St. Helens victims: David A. Johnston, the pioneering volcanologist who was killed making scientific observations, and Harry R. Truman who was a dumb old dipshit who refused to evacuate.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day
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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The Secretary of War will look you straight in the eyes and insist that he's restoring lethality and then let Bobby Kennedy's crackhead failson deprive our brave warfighters of rip-its and other mission essential high caffeine beverages Guys I think the commies won the Cold War after all.
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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Watched They Live tonight. Panned in ‘88, but seen as one of John Carpenter’s best movies now. Hadn’t realised that the ‘91 Bart v The Space Mutants video game lifts its sunglasses mechanic from that movie (in both, the hero wears them to see the aliens). Anyways, great fun!
Artwork for the 1988 movie They Live. The main character lowers his sunglasses, which show an alien and palm tree in their reflection. The box for the 1991 Bart Versus The Space Mutants video game, featuring Bart Simpson on a skateboard spray painting the game’s title.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
one rhetorical trick the right uses is to reframe civil rights issues as being about racial discrimination in a very broad sense, when the actual civil rights movement was about a very specific type of racial discrimination directed at one very specific demographic
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
people are so fucking stupid i could just scream
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
RE: him being anti-gun in general, this piece by Ken seems to reinforce that data point www.kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-w...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
Report: Nobody Fucking Cares theonion.com/report-nobody-fucking-…
Report: Nobody Fucking Cares
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🐜 🍯 Anth “unholy” Becker @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Orb falls on wizard’s face in bed, like a phone
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🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The show goes on.
Homer at the Burns roast with a mic asking the crowd I SAID, "ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH?"
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Quest failed

You'll know it when it happens
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Exactly one year ago today:
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I gotta tell you. 50 mg nicotine pouches are a game changer for squatting. You guys need to get on this
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 14/04/2026
You get cred on social media for saying "this shit sucks." If you say, "well, it's complicated, this isn't as good as it could have been in other circumstances, but given where we are, it's a substantial step forward & worth celebrating" ... no one cares. No one clicks. It vanishes w/out a trace.
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 13/04/2026
By the same mechanism that strongmen remove the checks on their power, they remove the guardrails against the political and economic crises that would be their own downfall. One of the basic tenets of Fukuyama Theory, as I would call it, is that autocracy makes you brittle, blind and ultimately vulnerable to democracy's return: The strongman creates a skill issue for himself. When people yell at you about their problems, electoral democracy's survival instinct is to fix the problems, not to stop the yelling.
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Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Greetings! I’m here at Los Angeles Metropolitan Detention Center to cover a protest against ICE. A guy is supergluing a dildo to the protective fence outside the facility.
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Nearly 30 years ago The Simpsons accidentally created the most millennial character ever
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Venture Bros #NotOffical @venturebrothers.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Ben has opened his store again get in quick www.etsy.com/au/shop/Huge...
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 04/04/2026
SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS
Custom Super Nintendo console with a cartoon character in a suit painted on a blue surface. Two yellow controllers are placed nearby on a reflective black surface.
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'll state this plainly. It will be misread anyway, but that's your problem. Trump is president until he's not, and he retains all the power of that. He can and will do a lot of damage. But it is over for him as a political operator. It's been going that way, but the speech marks the end.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 02/04/2026
“It will just open up naturally,” Trump says about the Strait of Hormuz. He also once said, at the beginning of the pandemic, that COVID would end by itself. "One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear"
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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
No Kings would be acceptable if thd crowd collectively turned to the camera and said they were the same kind of communist as I am.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 25/03/2026
When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet. This is why any recorded thing is now called ‘footage.'
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soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Madison Diaz @madisondiazwrites.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I was just thinking about how the people who believe we can change the nation are the ones out there fighting for it. People who think it’s all a wash and that we should magically create some alternate system aren’t doing anything to make that happen anyways. They’re just whining from a safe home.
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
if the 'normielibs' you hate are matt y or klein, fine, good even but that's not it - i think they mean the pussy hats, the warren voters, the grandmas protesting ice & fuck off - they've done 1,000 times more than edgelord posters
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
fuck Bob Mueller but if you're still calling Russiagate a "fantasy" in 2026 you're a goddamn idiot or a stooge.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/03/2026
it’s always two bitches telling each other exactlyyy
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Alexander Reid Ross @areidross.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
incidentally, McVeigh targeted Murrough building bc it represented "ZOG," but it coulda been a metro station, or a town square. anyone in the US can be targeted as "supporting mass murder" according to the formula, bc the target is abstracted to the ideological level rather than the material.
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Tuesday Adams ™ 🌹 @tuesdayadams111.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
Scene of Mario jumping around to avoid all the spinning fire sticks in the original Super Mario Bros game
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musicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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