soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Whole thing sounds like a book I read 010
soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hear me out, hear me out! This, but monster trucks! 120
soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Secretary of Agrivated Assault 010
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soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Gonna do the same thing, but instead recommend Harry Turtledove books without mentioning they’re fiction. 000
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialIsaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"if there was a cure to cancer they wouldnt sell it to you, to sell you chemo instead" (actual market): holy fuck these guys mightve cured melanoma BUY BUY BUY 241827361
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026What if we kissed at the— 5660391340
soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026He was willing to do anything to stop the Bryan Singer Battlestar Galatica Reboot. 000
soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026*my arms bound in a straight jacket, bouncing off the walls* A MULTIVERSE WHERE EVERY STRAIGHT CELEBRITY IS GAY AND EVERY GAY CELEBRITY IS STRAIGHT. TOM CRUISE AND JIM PARSONS PLAY TWO DETECTIVES INVESTIGATING A DRUG CARTEL WHEN THEIR CHOSEN BY LORD RAIDEN TO DEFEND EARTHREALM IN MORTAL KOMBAT! 110
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialMatt D - SC @mattd-sc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026There's heat and then there's the Rougeaus almost causing a riot in Puerto Rico just by doing standard heel stuff heat. 2182
soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026That book made me feel stupid! Make it illegal for books to make me feel stupid! 000
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 17/06/2026one of the oldest running dialogues in history is "war is a massively complicated political, bureaucratic, and logistical endeavor" vs. "fuck you pussy, war is when you're a fucking badass, oh shit I lost" 334529988
soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Thank you. Saved me from googling “New York Public Access” “comedy” “2000’s” -Tim&Eric -Reddit -porn 020
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 13/06/2026ROBOCOP (1987) 518331
soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026What’s-his-face from dvdvr that tried to win an argument by daring people to compare shoe brands and credit scores. 120
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.social🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It’s so stupid to ask people who voted for Trump about gas prices. We know what they think, it’s somehow the democrats fault, that is how stupid they are, it’s that simple to trick them. You just say “uhhh Biden” 1032929
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Uh guys. Uhhhh. Uhhh oh my god. Holy shitradaronline.comEXCLUSIVE: CBS Looking to Pin Down Joe Rogan — Network Bosses Are Betting Podcast Powerhouse Will Strengthen Sagging '60 Minutes'CBS eyes Joe Rogan as a potential boost to '60 Minutes' as the network battles sagging ratings. 1022382324
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/05/2026voting isn't a moral good if you don't know shit about fuck and are just picking a name based on a vague desire to burn things down. 81177126
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18/05/2024You can sum up the entirety of the good and bad things about the American character in the stories of two Mt. St. Helens victims: David A. Johnston, the pioneering volcanologist who was killed making scientific observations, and Harry R. Truman who was a dumb old dipshit who refused to evacuate. 261209212
soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The Rousey/Carano fight showed him that there was once again a market for MMA nostalgia fights. 010
soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Why not just limit the number of characters that can be changed? 5 characters could let you fix a typo, but insert malicious code. 010
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Happy Mother's Day 4774201663
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialRocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The Secretary of War will look you straight in the eyes and insist that he's restoring lethality and then let Bobby Kennedy's crackhead failson deprive our brave warfighters of rip-its and other mission essential high caffeine beverages Guys I think the commies won the Cold War after all. 1021432
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialNeil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Watched They Live tonight. Panned in ‘88, but seen as one of John Carpenter’s best movies now. Hadn’t realised that the ‘91 Bart v The Space Mutants video game lifts its sunglasses mechanic from that movie (in both, the hero wears them to see the aliens). Anyways, great fun! 7798
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026one rhetorical trick the right uses is to reframe civil rights issues as being about racial discrimination in a very broad sense, when the actual civil rights movement was about a very specific type of racial discrimination directed at one very specific demographic 141718266
soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Why was “Had that shit comin” even an option? 000
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/04/2026people are so fucking stupid i could just scream 662141254
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/04/2026RE: him being anti-gun in general, this piece by Ken seems to reinforce that data point www.kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-w... 1754457
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026Report: Nobody Fucking Cares theonion.com/report-nobody-fucking-… 312070362
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.social🐜 🍯 Anth “unholy” Becker @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026 78178694531
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.social🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire 2750991097
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The show goes on. 137044
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Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.social21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn. 195222103258
soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Does Polymarket let you put money on “Cops shot a plainclothes on accident during the chaos. 140
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soundslikematt.bsky.social @soundslikematt.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Replace all war with Roller Ball, let the UN set a salary cap. We’ll save tons on defense. 000
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I gotta tell you. 50 mg nicotine pouches are a game changer for squatting. You guys need to get on this 271764
Reposted by @soundslikematt.bsky.socialDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 14/04/2026You get cred on social media for saying "this shit sucks." If you say, "well, it's complicated, this isn't as good as it could have been in other circumstances, but given where we are, it's a substantial step forward & worth celebrating" ... no one cares. No one clicks. It vanishes w/out a trace. 2140037
