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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Aries: Your therapist talks about you to their friends.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Taurus: It’s finally your villain era, Taurus. That ex of yours isn’t thriving, and it’s your time to make them regret ever dumping you.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Gemini: You see yourself as the main character in your own movie, but the reality is that you’re just an extra who keeps looking into the camera.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Cancer: We connected the stars in your chart and it looks remarkably like a middle finger.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Leo: The birds will be chirping just for you all day. They are planning your demise through song.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Virgo: You will lose a loved one in the coming months. You’ll have a chance to say goodbye and be reminded why you were such a disappointment.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Libra: The next bug you see should be cared for and worshiped like a god. Build an altar to the bug. Start a cult for the bug. Believe in the bug and follow its bug ways.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Scorpio: Your impressive ability to stand out in a crowd will really wow them at the police lineup.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sagittarius: Like a crow, your week will be filled with darkness, noisy grudges, and the consumption of whatever garbage you can find lying around.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Capricorn: The only thing you’re right about is that everything you know is wrong.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Aquarius: Today will be like a dream come true for you. Unfortunately, it’s that dream where all of your teeth fall out.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Pisces: People love a good story. They also love hamburgers and walks on the beach. There are lots of things people love. You’re just not one of them.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/08/2024

THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE FACELESS DETECTIVE WHO RELENTLESSLY PURSUES YOU FOR A CRIME YOU DIDN’T COMMIT

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Reading today's Sorrowscopes like

Still shot from the film Midsommar: A group of young woman crying in agony

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Aries: Your therapist talks about you to their friends.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Taurus: It’s finally your villain era, Taurus. That ex of yours isn’t thriving, and it’s your time to make them regret ever dumping you.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Gemini: You see yourself as the main character in your own movie, but the reality is that you’re just an extra who keeps looking into the camera.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Cancer: We connected the stars in your chart and it looks remarkably like a middle finger.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Leo: The birds will be chirping just for you all day. They are planning your demise through song.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Virgo: You will lose a loved one in the coming months. You’ll have a chance to say goodbye and be reminded why you were such a disappointment.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Libra: The next bug you see should be cared for and worshiped like a god. Build an altar to the bug. Start a cult for the bug. Believe in the bug and follow its bug ways.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Scorpio: Your impressive ability to stand out in a crowd will really wow them at the police lineup.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sagittarius: Like a crow, your week will be filled with darkness, noisy grudges, and the consumption of whatever garbage you can find lying around.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Capricorn: The only thing you’re right about is that everything you know is wrong.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Aquarius: Today will be like a dream come true for you. Unfortunately, it’s that dream where all of your teeth fall out.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Pisces: People love a good story. They also love hamburgers and walks on the beach. There are lots of things people love. You’re just not one of them.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m once again raising much needed funds for mental health research, increased support services and suicide prevention. Any donations or sharing of my 150km challenge would mean the world to me. Together, we can help create better mental health for all ❤️ www.onefootforward.org.au/fundraisers/...

onefootforward.org.au

Support my 150km challenge for mental health research!

Together, we can help create better mental health for all.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 06/10/2026

𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔! One is 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙏 𝙏𝙀𝙈𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝘽𝙀𝘾𝙆, which just published on all platforms: beckbook.com The other is 𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙀𝙍 𝘽𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙀𝙎, my "soundtrack" album of musicians interpreting the book in bangin' original tracks: bit.ly/loser-babies SNAG ONE OR BOTH NOW!!!

cover of josie's book THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BECK

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

CHECK OUT TODAY'S SPECIAL EDITION OF SORROWSCOPES WHICH IS BASICALLY THE SAME AS THE OTHER ONES

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Aries: The simple fact that you were tied to the roof of a car is not enough to make your trip to Atlantic City an “odyssey."

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Taurus: Don't worry about that nightmare you had last night. It was just a premonition.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gemini: Your life is like a game of Monopoly. You don’t fully understand the rules and it seems like it will never end.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cancer: You will bear witness to the majestic beauty of nature this week but all you really care about is your phone.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Leo: A big real estate deal is on the horizon (you’re being evicted).

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Virgo: Don’t obsess over the past. Save your energy to prepare for an even worse future

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Libra: Congratulations! You’re one day closer to dying alone and having your corpse eaten by your cats!

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Scorpio: The stars have once again aligned to ensure that your poor choices become everyone else’s problem.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sagittarius: It's important to look after your emotional health. If you feel the need to dissolve into a puddle of goo and loose bones, just go for it. You deserve to be happy.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Capricorn: The walls have ears. They’re infected. And it’s contagious.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Aquarius: Squirming through the top soil has only made your outer layers tougher and more sexually appealing.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Pisces: Add a conch shell to your everyday carry and remind anyone who stands in your way that you possess the Power of the Conch.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

SORRY THESE ARE LATE MY THERAPY PENGUIN IS COOPERATING WITH THE FEDS

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

CHECK OUT TODAY'S SPECIAL EDITION OF SORROWSCOPES WHICH IS BASICALLY THE SAME AS THE OTHER ONES

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Aries: The simple fact that you were tied to the roof of a car is not enough to make your trip to Atlantic City an “odyssey."

318732

Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Taurus: Don't worry about that nightmare you had last night. It was just a premonition.

118851

Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gemini: Your life is like a game of Monopoly. You don’t fully understand the rules and it seems like it will never end.

831776

Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cancer: You will bear witness to the majestic beauty of nature this week but all you really care about is your phone.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Leo: A big real estate deal is on the horizon (you’re being evicted).

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