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@somecolourmage.bsky.social
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programmer, made a streaming app you maybe used, @finalfantasywiki.bsky.social admin / CSS guy / bad poster he/him preferred | 30-something | no porn but sometimes NSFW, no minors pls FFXIV: Wilhelm Barker (Bismarck)

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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Est 🌺 @brat0verflow.girlslove.gay · 29/09/2026
awesome feed pull. what does this mean
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dzeograd.bsky.social @dzeograd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tldr representation of Dietrich's route #FEFW #fireemblem #dietrich
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some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FEFW protagonists: - Insane killer (Tarantino revenge plot) - Insane killer (kind of a Liquid Ocelot thing) - Insane killer (just really likes stabbing people) - Shonen protagonist - Bird
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Ashcan @ashcan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it is genuinely so fucking funny that every other playable character is varying shades of murderously insane and capricious while cai spends the entire game like this
Good things are good.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck.
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revolver ocelthot @rnaboursiii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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mofusand(ぢゅの) @sharkcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
召喚!
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 26/09/2026
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 25/09/2026
rgg studios casting call
it's a graveyard
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's actually pretty presumptuous to look at a drawing of a fictional character impaled on a spike and be like "how could you do this to my comfort character" like it's safe to assume that they are not also the artist's comfort character.
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Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🍂👻🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Kirby Super Star Ultra ad (2008) #retro #art #gaming #Kirby
Kirby Super Star Ultra ad 
Nintendo 
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EbolaGranola @ebolagranola.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
was watching a vhs recording of star wars episode 1 in a vc and since it was fox in 2004 it had an ad for a terrible reality show that's basically the bachelorette except there were gay men among us impostors. it had a fucking gaydar clip and we all burst out laughing it was just so insane
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
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unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Atlus: OK Yuzo Koshiro we want orchestral arrangements of Etrian Odyssey 1, let's start with "town theme at night" YK: hardcore spy sex scene, got it A: no it's the music when you're upgrading your gloves resting at the inn YK: ...the spy penetrated the tight security... youtu.be/MkUcIfCS99w
youtu.be
Etrian Odyssey Untold: TMG - Town - The Lounge Where We Speak of Tomorrow
YouTube video by Banim
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Skeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The "Skip clash" button doesn't work 70% of the time because the auto-battle A.I. Will always make the worst decisions when left on its own. But that's okay because I just spit my drink laughing at the result
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Alys Rujasu @rujasu.net · 22/09/2026
This image popped into my head a while back and I just remembered it today so here you go
Three panels. First is a one-handed sword labelled "einhänder." Second is a two-handed sword labelled "zweihänder." Third is an N64 controller labelled "dreihänder."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fan art of a JAV housewife dying in a glue trap
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Arc @aerheart.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If anybody was curious about what makes a pair of characters qualify as "Blowjob Brothers," I put together this handy checklist. Hope this helps!
Blowjob Brothers Checklist

THE FIRST 1 CHECK IS NECESSARY FOR A PAIR OF CHARACTERS TO BE TRUE BLOWJOB BROTHERS
- Two guys in any context whatsoever

IF A PAIR OF CHARACTERS DOESN'T HAVE THE 1 PREVIOUS CHECK BUT SEVERAL OF THE FOLLOWING, THEY ARE STILL BLOWJOB BROTHERS
-Complimentary color schemes
-"Wholesome"
-Get up to hijinks together
-Have gay subtext, or are blatantly gay
-Have any kind of combination technique
-Are standing together on official art
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 20/09/2026
lol
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Umi @darkmagiciangyaru.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this game released one week too late
Seteth Fortune's Weave 9/11 tribute
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890 is existing @joshua890smith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yo is there where Manuela is at!?
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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no gods, no kings, only sam: COMMS OPEN @dt75art.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dietrich von fire emblem: and does the scheming eunuch have an opinion on the present situation? fabio under his breath in the most poisonous voice imaginable: do you like men
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If your only stance is "boobs good, woke bad," you probably aren't smart enough to design an outfit that has any sort of style or fashion to it to wrap those boobs in. No concept of negative space or sight lines, no color theory, no layering ideas, no idea of fit and shape for outfits, nothing.
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some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hold on lemme just rip off some of the best art from the place I used to work for while trying to make it as swagless as possible
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Neco-Tan - LowPoly #EnVTuber @tannerofthenorth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 17/09/2026
Broke: “She’s a whore” Woke: “That pussy is a great entry for veterans and newcomers alike”
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Jenn 🔞 @jenn-chan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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catuse.bsky.social @catuse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Berkeley and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on cognitohazards, and I have over 300 confirmed Harry Potter fanfics. I am trained in utility calculations and I am the top debater in the entire LessWrong forum.
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The opening hour of Fortune's Weave feels like this:
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some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just a few chapters into Fortune's Weave and it very much is Three Houses but maximalist. the repetitiveness of the monastery was addressed by just adding so much more you can do in between major maps, and the set up makes it so that every route feels different from the very start
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 16/09/2026
I do think anyone who wants us to take Elizer Yudkowsky seriously as an authority on AI armageddon should be forced to testify on video that they have read the entirety of his 660,000 word rationalist Harry Potter fan fiction – written aged 30–34 – and still thinks the world needs his take.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 16/09/2026
everyone used to say he should mackle less. but what if this IS the mackling. was mackling actually a good thing the whole time.....
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teddyras from the computer @teddyras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my freaking wife is sucking the purple out of a guy again, oh my god, I can't take you anywhere
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Woolie VS The Algorithm @wooliewoolz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I WILL HAVE NO PART IN THE CURSED WHITE WOMAN DIAMOND
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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LeviChou | Commission Closed @levichou-phys.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#kirby #metroid (Nintendo direct spoiler)
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
still the funniest reply ive ever received on this site
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