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THECapedCaper

@tccschreiner.bsky.social
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Dad, gamer, movie lover. I have opinions. I watch Cincinnati sports with a gun to my head. Level 40. Cishet, he/him. Doing my best here.

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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 9h
Primetime Review All the acting was fantastic but you can tell the script was over dramatizing certain events and interactions. Not sure if it’s going to conquer awards season but it more than worth watching. 7.5/10
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Dracula Enthusiast @kmfao.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
Jeremy culhane as tucker carlson on Saturday night live's weekend update.
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aaa 📎 (maddoxfanx) @anchet7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
malfoid
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Game #18 Completed in 2026: Denshattack! Tony Hawks' Pro Trainer. Tight controls and amazing punk rock soundtrack/vibes. Perhaps more challenging than it ought to be but it's very rewarding when you manage to get a long combo without crashing. More variety would have elevated it to greatness. 8/10
Box Art for Denshattack!
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Game #17 Completed in 2026: Permaban Oozing in 2007 Internet, it hits the vibes correctly but is way more hectic than it needs to be. A game like this needs to have more depth too, like choices that balance real life with Internet life and pop culture references. Overall fun but short. 6/10
Box Art for "Permaban"
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We clearly do not bully the wrong people enough
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HOLY FUCK LMAO
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lmao AI techbros reinvented Spotify
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aaa 📎 (maddoxfanx) @anchet7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love Costco
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy shit, they reinvented Clippy.
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hello I am good at losing money, please give me money
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Leafs got the best player in the trade but #CBJ won the trade overall. After a stressful offseason it looks like the Jackets have turned the corner!
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s a great way to word “Trumps ideas are fucking goddamn stupid and will never work because we’re not part of the grift.”
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy fuck I feel stupid for buying movie tickets three months in advance
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If there were any political stance I regret having, it's legalizing sports gambling. What an absolute hell hole we've allowed ourselves to dig into. It needs to be heavily regulated, and Kalshi/Polymarket should be shut down.
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My wife’s coworker admits to peeling the entire peel off a banana before eating it then doubled down by making an AI Slop poster and I am convinced we don’t bully ChatGPT users nearly enough.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
buddy i would LIKE TO
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Game #16 Completed in 2026: Orbitals Aesthetic is through the roof, very fun co-op, but so so disappointingly short. It needed another 2/3 full levels to feel fleshed out. What’s there is fantastic but I’m left wanting so much more. I yearn for more games in this style. 8/10
Orbitals Box Art
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"...is that Trump?" "Yes it is!"
open.spotify.com
Time Machine
Stephen Lynch · Me · Song · 2026
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me: Wendy's, will you please go back to making quality food at reasonable prices? Wendy's: How about an emo LP? Doesn't that tickle your nostalgia? Me: Stabby rip stab stab. Screaming infidelities.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.
nytimes.com
F.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan Collins
The inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials.
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
something something it's always the people you most expect
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‘Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular charged with rape in Massachusetts
Clavicular, whose real name is Braden Peters, is an online influencer part of an extreme trend where young men try to maximize their physical attractiveness.
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone needs to pull a Microsoft executive to the side and say "Nobody cares about Halo anymore. Gamers are not going to line up for midnight releases with their special edition Mountain Dews like it's 2007. You can only re-release the first three games so many times."
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dexter Lawrence was absolutely worth 10OA #bengals
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Polka is party music before electricity was invented #oktoberfest
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/09/2026
[an ice cave]: "This Ice Cave In Iceland Looks Like A Portal To Another World"
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Once again, @maddox.xmission.com is Always Roght
youtu.be
Ed Sheeran makes me want to become a worse person | Maddox
YouTube video by Maddox
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@billwurtz.com youtu.be/lFqjTnss4JE?... banger
youtu.be
in the future
YouTube video by bill wurtz
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
LeBron James Plays Smallest Violin: Poor Thing
ALT: LeBron James Plays Smallest Violin: Poor Thing
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can we get a graph for how many times he said this would be resolved "in two weeks" since February?
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck Ed Sheeran for being a spineless dweeb. Also, billionaires love to collectively bargain amongst themselves and hate it when you do it.
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another confirmation for the "If You Are A Millennial Born After 1989, You Like Digimon Theory"
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s the 90th anniversary today of the publication of a children’s book which Franco denounced because its lead character was a pacifist. Hitler ordered the book burned as “degenerate democratic propaganda”, and various Americans saw it as promoting fascism, anarchism, or... er, communism
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The Bittersweet Story of the Real-Life Peaceful Bull Who Inspired Munro Leaf and Robert Lawson’s Ferdinand
A journey to the abyss between the real world and the ideal world, and a romp across our mightiest bridge between the two.
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I watched 3000 people die on TV during my 10th grade biology class and nothing got better.
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cheeto: if the R’s win the house and senate, I’ll give every American $5K

The $5K: ::picture of a stack M Bison dollars from Street Fighter The Movie::
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hey quick question are we in hell
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When I was a kid I remember saying something like "if I were President I'd just give everyone a million dollars" and my sister said "shut up that's stupid" and that put an end to that idea real quick.
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I would much sooner go back to T9 than do this
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 09/09/2026
It's called the iPhone Duo because you'll need Duo sources of income to afford it.
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That #NintendoDirect was very bleh. Metroid (10/10 trailer!), Eternal Anima, and Kirby are about the new only games shown that I have any interest in. Stage Fright looked kinda cool. This was a C+ Direct unless you really really wanted ports.
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lmao there was more than one person in my hometown that thought they'd hit our water tower
Florence Y'all water tower
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TBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 08/09/2026
Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #tbshorts
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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