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Andrew Solmssen

@solmssen.bsky.social
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I lost 350 lbs, now officially a third of the man I used to be! IT guy, hiker, sunset appreciator. #525tolife #eppursimuove

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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve lived in West Hollywood for 20 years and my only regret is that I cannot vote for Nithya Raman for mayor of Los Angeles. Help make LA a better city, vote for change, vote for Nithya.
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Nithya Raman @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For your consideration: A mayor who will fight for LA, every day. Catch this ad on NBC tonight, before and after the Emmys.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They say every day is a gift. I wish they came with receipts, because there are some I would like to return for credit.
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when the ABA & NBA merged, the owners of the St Louis ABA team rejected a $3 million offer to give up their team instead, they negotiated a deal for 2.2 million + a perpetual sliver of the NBA TV rights which ended up paying over $300 million but then lost it all investing with Bernie Madoff
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I had an adventure! Got to meet Noah Wyle and watch him read a Star Trek episode as Captain Kirk, it was pretty cool. A lot of The Pitt cast, and some Marvel folks too! You can watch it too for a little while if you want: watch.thirdbest.tv/products/wgf...
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not used to seeing lights next to the Hollywood sign! What’s going on? @laist.com @lamaterial.com
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it was a generational fumble for the dems to pull back on letting coach tim, our gentle midwestern uncle, stand in front of a mic and express disgust and bewilderment at what an absolute grab bag of misfit freaks this admin is. this is weird! these people are fucking weirdos!!! it’s yucky!
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat.


Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Apropos of nothing, I have learned today that the German word for pre-moistened lens wipes is “brillenputztücher”. Now you know that too, and we are all better for it.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
THERE IS NO LONGER TIMED AUTOSAVE IN MS OFFICE APPS LIKE WORD. ONLY VERSIONING THROUGH ONEDRIVE/SHAREPOINT. IF YOU SAVE TO A LOCAL DISK OR OTHER CLOUD FILE SYSTEM LIKE GOOGLE OR ICLOUD YOU MUST MANUALLY SAVE YOUR WORK LIKE ITS 1982.
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don’t know if it’s hope that I act on or if, just because I’m a cheerful hobbit I’m alright as long as despair can be postponed.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me, you, and Albert Camus…
A picture of me, your poster, at the top of Runyon Canyon pointing to the little patch on my backpack that says “one must imagine Sisyphus happy.“
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@lamaterial.com hey guys just a note that your links in your newsletter today are being reported as malicious by Microsoft’s Safe Links program. I’m sure it’s a false positive but you may want to talk to your link tracker service and see why this is happening.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
it me
The famous panel from Doonesbury where Mark Slackmeyer reads out John Mitchell’s guilty verdict on the radio.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The couples with matching weight vests hiking on Runyon Canyon scare me
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hey you know when it’s great when someone gets their flowers, this is that. Before the podfathers there was a podmother. Also Jackie is aces and you should read this.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
a strange and apocalyptic feeling in the air today.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hey you know when it’s great when someone gets their flowers, this is that. Before the podfathers there was a podmother. Also Jackie is aces and you should read this.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You are not prepared for this
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The couples with matching weight vests hiking on Runyon Canyon scare me
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 08/06/2026
what if while trump is courtside victor wembanyama just leans down and eats his whole head. gulps the whole thing down tootsie pop owl style. and then explains that’s why he was sent here, blinks his eyes sideways and flies out of MSG and away into the night sky
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 07/06/2026
if the people who say "just listen to your body" had to listen to mine for 15 minutes they would lose their goddamned minds
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Two days in a row now, military helicopters flying low over Los Angeles with no ADS-B transponders, they’re not showing up on Flight Radar 24 app at all. Have to say I don’t love it.
Two military helicopters flying over Los Angeles, too low, too loud, too often, and no ADS-B info.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
“White Knuckles” by OK Go is an absolutely perfect Prince song. No further questions at this time.
youtu.be
Ok Go - White Knuckles with Lyrics
YouTube video by jtle24
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Get off Substack, Substack is a bad company and if you are generating content on their platform, you are helping them say look, we're not that bad, when they are in fact that bad.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I’m incredibly proud to support The American Prospect. I guarantee anything important you read today about politics, technology, or finance, The American Prospect had it three months ago. They’re worth your money, and even more dear, they’re worth your limited and valuable attention.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He’s talking himself into using nuclear weapons.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
A faithful, slightly slavish, yet still abstracted digital recreation of The Clash’s London Calling album cover. Featuring a guy lit by a spotlight on a stage in a very wide stance and bent over with his head down, holding an electric guitar like an axe by the neck just an instant before he smashes it into the floor. Small white type at the top reads ‘Maybe it’ll’, then down the left side in pink and the bottom in green larger block lettering reads ‘happen today’.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I’m at Runyon Canyon above the Oscars and there’s a light plane towing a banner flying over everything, not only is he getting very close to the blimp and the two helicopters, but isn’t that restricted airspace how is he allowed to even be there?
Screenshot of Flight radar 24 app showing the path of this aircraft over the Hollywood Highland location of this year’s Oscars.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
“…war is an easy thing to talk about” youtu.be/HfXmpJRZPYI
youtu.be
Tony Benn in the House of Commons Iraq Bombing Speech
YouTube video by Alex Mc
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I am hopeful that the fall described in this beautiful screaming monster of a thing is finally starting to happen. lithub.com/rebecca-soln...
A Facebook post from 2017 by me, Andrew Solmssen. 

If you haven't already seen it, Rebecca Solnit's "The Loneliness of Donald Trump" is the purest withering poison, a joy and a monster.
I have described my view of the dual esthetics of technology as "the scalpel and the sledgehammer", the elegant solution to a single problem and the throw-cubic-inches-at-it-until-it-gives blunt force approach. Sometimes a thing is both (the SR-71 Blackbird comes to mind) and it leaps to the fore as an object of beauty, to be cherished, remembered, and occasionally feared.
Ms. Solnit's piece satisfies both these esthetics. Her scalpel dances so cleanly, so completely over the subject that you almost don't realize that each cut lands with the force of a sledgehammer, pulverizing as it slices.
She takes Trump down to his diseased, corrupt core, and turns that core into ashen pebbles.
One of you will say, has already said, "But what good does it do? He is still president." I'm not sure I have an answer for that. He is still president. But as the piece states:
"...he has stepped off a cliff, pronounced himself king of the air, and is in freetall. Another dungheap awaits his landing; the dung is all his; when he plunges into it he will be, at last, a self-made man."
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The fences are down on the West Ridge Trail at Runyon! Yay! The little Survivor tree is doing well! The trail from Wattles Garden Park to the south peak of West Ridge is still closed but I’m not sure how much a laminated piece of paper is going to keep people off of it.
A picture of the entrance to the west Trail at Runyon Canyon with all the fences that have been up for the last year and a bit downA picture of the little dwarf pine tree on the west trail that survived the fire and is now blooming with lots of fresh green branchesThe laminated paper sign I think is gonna keep people off the Wattles trailTop of the West Trail with no fence now
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
new album new video this month - here’s a clip • Shouldn’t Have A Gun Top 10 reasons I shouldn’t have a gun are all “I’m me” Watch “Alter-Kashian” on YouTube February 25th! Click NOTIFY ME NOW on YouTube to join the premier.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Today’s weird graphical NYT Connections has shown me I am too Internet because I thought at least one of them would be loss.jpg. Connections Puzzle #972 🟩🟩🟩🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Don’t threaten me with a good time?
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This is quite possibly perfect.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 16/01/2026
Gavin Newsom has never had a homeless, a working unhoused, or an affordable housing advocate on his podcast despite governing California. So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a plane with the words tiktok missileguidancesystem2 on the bottom
Alt: An animated GIF file of various silhouettes of the SR 71 blackbird and text regarding it’s capabilities
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
“The bytes were fully overwritten.” So funny
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Perhaps thinking that it is a shame that I cannot somehow both sleep and look at my phone at the same time is a sign of a deeper problem.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I heard the flat buzz of 2-stroke engines farting their way down Mulholland and I assumed it was a bunch of kids on dirt bikes doing a street takeover, but no, it was nerds on vintage Vespa scooters, all of them glinting in the sun with their cream enamel paint jobs and tasteful accessories.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I quit the Alexa Plus early access program and put it back to the way it was. I felt a little like Big Chief smothering Randall P. McMurphy, but it had to be done. It was telling me the wrong dates for events, screwing up home automation stuff, just not reliable.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I’m not sure what it says about me that the thing Facebook ads is pushing me the hardest I can recall in years (harder than the fancy office chairs and CPAPs!) is a Slavoj Žižek lecture in Los Angeles, but here we are.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Hey @wychstreet.bsky.social I’m at the Hollywood Bowl and your boy Jarvis is making it happen.
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Andrew Solmssen @solmssen.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I swear to God this just happened, young man is walking up the fire road at Runyon next to me and he sees a sign that says “Fire Road” and he says “Fire road? What’s so fire about it? His companion says “ fire like fire engines.” And then the young man goes “Oh.” By the way I am now 200 years old.
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