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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 23h

Plant I regularly forget to water finally gets a super good rain and it starts speaking with an overdone accent and telling me “ya know in plant culture we don’t do it like THAT” and shit

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026

Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Thanks to the Japanese style of shortening English words into cool abbreviations, I never know if people saying “doraque” are talking about Dragon Quest or drag queens

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I assumed it was the “trying to draw from a wider range of cultures” late 90’s writing, resulting in her being a thinly veiled “fiery Latina”. Similar to how the kazon sects were inspired by LA gangs. The entire series feels like Paul Simon world-pop / global village coffee house to me

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Exactly. Without it, we wouldn’t have awful shocking videos of police brutality that incited national acceptance of the BLM movement. Social media is like fire, it can hurt or it can help. I just think we’re in our infancy of how to use and think about it. And pieces like this are helping us grow.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Romulans are always like "We'll take Morning Meal in the Southern Province."

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

See also “Disney bought Marvel?? X-Men can kiss Iron Man!”

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We need a browser plug in that adds the exact context you’re talking about to every political funding email you get. Then I can remind myself how useless or problematic this particular candidate is and let them know why I’m not donating anything

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 22/09/2026

this bigot is a republican

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

These people have homes and addresses.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There should be a version of the Star Trek blu rays where the episodes look like they would have on 1960’s TV’s. Really make ‘em look like shit.

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strixus @strixus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There are still many good things happening - things that will and are changing the world for the better. They just don't make good media ratings, so they don't get broadcast.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The mind is an amazing tool, but it shouldn’t be the boss

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

And the Dr Pepper Zero Sugar said “I can’t operate on this boy. He’s my son!”

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's not about "fairness in women's sports" any more than it was about "ethics in gaming journalism."

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Anymore, I leave the h in THanks capitalized to show how quickly I wrote the email

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Suriel Vazquez @suriel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When I'm about to unleash my Deku Nut but I wanna be polite

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Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 09/09/2026

This just showed up in my inbox, and well … all my posts in the Barenaked Ladies newsgroup in 1999 and 2000 are still there. This is one of the most in-depth revivals of Usenet archives I’ve seen. It’s actually kind of scary how much this resurfaces. www.usenet-rewind.com

usenet-rewind.com

Usenet-Rewind

Search Usenet news text-message archives from 1981 to present across hundreds of thousands of newsgroups.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I know I’m depressed cuz I just reinstalled No Man’s Sky

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I disagree with your premise about art existing

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This should have been on the voyager golden record

youtu.be

Dog eats Bean Burrito in 1 second

YouTube video by Daymonster

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

When the big yellow m&m doesn’t know he has a peanut inside him, it makes me sad for his education

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

yall are gonna hear me say this a lot so here goes again: make plans to vote in person, and do it as early as possible. literally make turnout this election too big to steal.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

We’ve been walking this parking garage for a half hour and still can’t find my car and you drop this now? I am furious.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly, in 2020: "Of course black lives matter. Do we think our little white asses are the only ones that matter? No!" These are not the words of a "neutral" woman. www.npr.org/2020/08/14/9...

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'Of Course Black Lives Matter,' Dolly Parton Tells Billboard

"Do we think our little white asses are the only ones that matter? No!" the singer, songwriter, philanthropist and businesswoman told the music magazine.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It’s the male loneliness epidemic except the only relationship I want is where I sit in the basket on the front of a bike (I’m tiny) and someone with a soothing yet adventurous presence rides us around the neighborhood, lookin at things. It’s dusk.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

IF YOU ARE ORDERING FOR MULTIPLE PEOPLE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE DRIVE THROUGH. YOU MUST GO IN.

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Side-Eye Cyd @objectivecyd.blacksky.app · 16/08/2026

Are people on Bluesky aware that a Black man was found hanging from a tree in Raleigh NC yesterday afternoon, near the CaribMask Carnival. Making this the sixth or seventh Black person found hung this year. Also? Black. People. Do. Not. Hang. Themselves. From. Trees.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My citronella torch goes out and it’s like the xfiles with the bugs that hate light. I frantically struggle to refill and relight it as mosquitos presumably get closer. The match struggles but finally lights. I’ll survive another summer night.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Grant is my hero

Supermarket fridge packed with Cavendish Crinkle Cut Chips. A special savings sign to the right above the packets says:
"Cavendish Fries
Save 1.27
1.00"

To the left of that is another, printed on plain paper:
"Grant
Ordered
Too Many
Fries Sale"

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

“Obsessing over whether a person of color deserves a spot prevents everyone from noticing that white people get and keep positions without needing to be impressive at all.”

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My girlfriend finally gave in and let me get a tattoo but is making me choose between “Rocko’s Modern Basalisk” and “Pronoun-cess Monowoké” so I’m throwing an absolute freakout at the aquarium

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Let’s also do Chrono Trigger what the hell Crono: lurks on Reddit Marle: Instagram Ayla: cavewoman Robo: Mastodon Lucca: 1000% on Bluesky Magus: gets paid 30 cents a month on Twitter selling books written by AI Frog: power Quora user

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Final Fantasy Protagonists based on Bluesky usage 1-3 no idea they’re all little wizards Cecil: no Terra: yes but would crash out Cloud: yes Squall: has cool leather jacket would not be here Tidus: bisexual professional athlete, has Threads account Vaan: reply guy Noctis: rich with friend group, no

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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I understand that its how tv is mostly made now but star trek strange new worlds would be substantially better if it had half the visual effects budget

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Deep Forest is still releasing albums in 2026.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It’s time to come clean and admit that I confused Genshin Impact with Denshattack. I want to thank you in advance for not making fun of how old and confused I am

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

What if Buddha had a car. Or maybe a motorcycle. It would be Buddha themed. And he’d drive super fast but he’d still be super meditative

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Is it disrespectful to start calling him Mengele?

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