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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know how when you’re so extremely horrified you go blank bc your brain doesn’t have the bandwidth to process the horror and run your nervous system so it turns your feelings off in a desperate act of self preservation? I’m just about there. apnews.com/article/fort...
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Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed
The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I saw this in someone else’s post and desperately hoped it was fake. It’s not. I took the screenshot myself. 😳😳😳🤮
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Full stop.
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait, we got a new octopus and nobody told me?? You’re all fired. www.fieldmuseum.org/about/press/...
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This newly-discovered blue octopus from the Galápagos Islands could curl up in the palm of your hand - Field Museum
Read this Field Museum press release about This newly-discovered blue octopus from the Galápagos Islands could curl up in the palm of your hand.
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😳😳😳
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
So this story is WAY wilder than I thought The Trump post I flagged this morning because it includes Natalie Harp is actually based on the Getty photo you can see below. But there is one key difference -- MONICA CROWLEY'S FACE HAS BEEN EDITED TO LOOK LIKE NATALIE HARP'S WTF is going on here?
Getty pic of Xi and TrumpTrump TS post featuring the mentioned edit of Monica Crowley's faceoriginal pic image of MonicaTrump TS post which shows Natalie's face where Monica's is on the original. very weird
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cats, y’all. Cats.
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New cat is 10,000 out of 10. Would DEFINITELY boop. 😻😻😻😻😻
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
First sweater of the season!
Small brown Boston Terrier wearing a pumpkin sweater and standing on a gray couch.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/09/2026
AI companies: This technology we’re developing is dangerous and might destroy humanity and we don’t know how to stop it Other people: So we should strictly regulate it, create legislative guard rails, and monitor its development? AI companies: lol no the opposite of all that & give us more money
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Lucy Bellwood @lubellwoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Heads up for anyone who wants a swashbuckling animal adventure graphic novel with Very Accurate Boats: Seacritters! is currently 25% off via Barnes and Noble's preorder sale. Code is PREORDER25! Good through 9/11. barnesandnoble.sjv.io/c/128773/189...
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Seacritters! The Hunt for the Jigamaree
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We are a broken nation. Hundreds of thousands of Haitians were living and working legally, paying taxes, and contributing. Haiti remains wholly unsafe. But Trump hates Haitians, and the White House wanted videos of Black people in chains, so they stripped them of status and turned on the cameras.
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@DHSgov
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Haiti TPS has been TERMINATED.
Those with terminated TPS are in our nation Illegally. They have two options: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY or be DEPORTED.
DHS.GOV/CBРНОМЕ

Underneath is a screenshot of a video showing two Haitian men in chains being led to the aircraft. I didn’t post the video, but it’s vile.
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just had an article pop up on my feed about how “vintage” baby names FROM THE 1980S are making a comeback. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go crumble into dust.
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Kim Lane Scheppele @kimlanelaw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Zero new NSF grants in sociology, anthropology, political science and economics. The agenda of this US govt is to stop documenting the society in which we live while they are destroying it. We will find other ways to track and explain our times and fight to restore our research funding.
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
you can watch more at the link but the number of times this guy says the victim flirted with him in the same breath he admitted to abusing these invasive surveillance systems many times to illegally stalk her…
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USA TODAY @usatoday.com · 19/08/2026
Nearly 40,000 bottles of eye drops recalled. See the affected product
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Nearly 40,000 bottles of eye drops recalled. See the affected product
Nearly 40,000 bottles of eye drops are being recalled due to a possible contamination problem.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is the most Republican story you will read all day. A Republican who represents Trump’s home district was arrested for molesting his OWN GRANDSON and could face the death penalty under a state law he sponsored. There has to be a German word for this.
rawstory.com
Florida Republican could face death penalty under child abuse law he championed
A Florida Republican from Donald Trump's home district could potentially face the death penalty under a law he had championed as a state legislator.Mike Caruso, the Palm Beach County clerk of courts a...
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me: Okay, well at least I’ll still get SOME—[something starts scritching and scratching inside my closet] Me: oh come on! [opens closet door, leans in, takes a deep breath and] WHATEVER YOU ARE GO BACK OUTSIDE. I’M TOO TIRED FOR THIS. And scene! #farmlife
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me: Okay, NOW I’m going to bed at a slightly less reasonable hour but it’s not that bad…[notices my bedside lamp is shaking and making tinking and rattling noises] Well that can’t be good. *Spends 45 minutes coaxing a moth out of the lamp and into a jar so I can take t It outside.*
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me: Look at me! I’m going to go to bed at a reasonable hour! I’ll just brush my teeth and go to the bathroo—what the… *Spends an hour convincing giant slug that it should move onto the pamphlet I’ve put down next to it is to sit on, not to snack on.*
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
And another one gone, another one gone... Remember folks, when it inevitably becomes our only source of nutrients: Soylent green is made out of people. www.kgw.com/article/news...
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I only keep my account open there so that I can keep my name from being co-opted by asshats.
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The feds infiltrated leftwing groups, Signal chats. They called it “Operation Puppet Master,” which is funny bc they’re claiming it’s to figure out who funds autonomous organizing but they’re the ones running a bunch of socks in pursuit of their political agenda. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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US conducted ‘mass spying campaign’ against leftwing groups and anti-ICE protesters, records reveal
DHS sent undercover agents to meetings and infiltrated chats of groups opposing Trump’s immigration crackdown
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Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 13/08/2026
We're at the point where we're using LLMs to create content and LLMs to review content and then LLMs to integrate the LLM's review feedback (this could of course go on literally forever as it constantly reviews and contradicts itself. I've seen it!) and I'm just not sure what anyone is doing anymore
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Derpy Ouroboros Cartoon
ALT: Derpy Ouroboros Cartoon
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 13/08/2026
Are you worried about ICE showing up at your local polling station? Are you worried about a mass ICE presence abducting your neighbors? Learn how to show up safely when authoritarianism comes to your neighborhood, in whatever shape it takes. RSVP👇
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Immigrant Justice Summer Call # 4: How to Funnel Support for Immigrant Justice in Your Community · Indivisible
When an ICE surge hits, community support floods in from every direction. Without a system to direct it, that energy scatters. This call trains you on how to build a link tree that functions as your c...
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Karen James @kejames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s that time again, friends. Time to share the greatest eclipse explainer ever.
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Operation Lutefiggis (It's a haggis wrapped in lutefisk, sort of like a turducken but way grosser).
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Operation Luddifiggis. It's A haggis wrapped in lutefisk, kind of like a turducken but way grosser.
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Amy Jo (AJ) Cousins @ajcousins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
One of our program co-directors just put this (not for the first time) in the office chat. This is every day at @theyoungcenter.bsky.social. ❤️
Screenshot of text reading "They want you to feel powerless and surrender and let them trample everything and you are not going to let them. You are not giving up, and neither am I. The fact that we cannot save everything does not mean we cannot save anything and everything we can save is worth saving."
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thanks!
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I am not on here nearly enough so apologies if this has been discussed to death already, but is there a desktop client for Bluesky that y'all like? I was a big fan of TweetDeck before it (and that bluebird app) got killed. Is there anything like that?
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yep. Totes. Absolutely nothing amiss here. The man who would rather glitch on camera than skip a press conference or photo op is just releasing a quick statement instead of staging some sort of triumphant hospital departure. Sure sure. There’s nothing sketchy about this AT ALL.
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Grossest cotton candy mishap EVER. 🤮
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What in the aqua netted moldy peanut butter solution is happening on that jerk’s head?!
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Lily Bart 📚 🎧 😽 @roguetime.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Me, moving furniture by myself because I don’t want to wait for help.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I approve this message
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Eat your heart out, Hemingway
Sign saying “the orphanage luxury apartments for lease”
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Pam Spaulding @pamspaulding.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oh, and a big reminder to give props to @atrupar.com, who covers the decomposing dictator & clips him (& the regime) so you don't have to bear the agita-producing Trump at full length. 🦋 bsky.app/profile/atru...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is the fox news version of "he's fucking lying"
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
L.A.! My friend @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social’s movie is premiering in L.A. this Saturday evening. My other friend @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social stars! (Yes I have two friends.) I am also in the movie. Ticket info in poster!
An ad for the horror film DEAD MEDIA. A picture of the actor James
Urbaniak wearing a lab coat and looking alarmed. The text reads Dead
Media, The Bonus Features Tour. Los Angeles Premiere. Saturday, July
18th. 7 pm. Brain Dead Studios. Q&A moderated by Joe Lynch with
director Joseph Scrimshaw and cast James Urbaniak, Sammi-Jack
Martincak, Jessica Fenton, and Antonio Teodoro. Tix: antenneareleasing
dot com slash films slash dead media
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked
the ancient “don’t email my wife” meme, there’s a beige suburban house with 
“STOP NOW 
don’t email my wife!!!!”
written on the white garage doors in red paint
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Snarke @snarke.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Watching The Leftovers and OMG Christopher Eccleston’s American accent is freaking me all the way out.
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Jaclyn Friedman @jaclynf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Incredible. They just asked everyone at the Boston Pops show to stand for a patriotic singalong and then started singing Neil Diamonds AMERICA, the most pro-immigrant anthem ever written. A+ no notes.
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Tallgirl6234 @tallgirl6234.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is America
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Kim Lyons @kimly.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A detail I didn’t know: “The Herald entered the Epstein series for a Pulitzer Prize that year, but it was not a finalist. Alan Dershowitz … who helped broker Epstein’s original deal, wrote a letter to the Pulitzer committee that year, urging them not to honor Brown’s work.” share.inquirer.com/THMiUZ
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Julie K. Brown receives Pulitzer Prize special citation for her work on Jeffrey Epstein case
Brown's 2017 and 2018 reporting was cited at the awards ceremony. “Her work, and the government’s release of the Epstein files, continue to reverberate around the world.”
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You will work for the state, be indebted to corporations, or be enslaved via imprisonment.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Trump is shitposting slop while his guests wait for him to show up. He's not waylaid in meetings or trying to solve some problem, he's just self-soothing by posting brainrot. Imagine the lack of dignity it takes to just sit there and wait for him to get offline.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/04/2026
NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.
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