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Colin Alexander

@colincalexander.bsky.social
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Dad, writer, sometimes attorney. Used to write for fun, now for revenge. Stories in Analog, Orion’s Belt, Phano, and Radon Journal. Novella available for presale: www.stanchionzine.com/product-page/…

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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 7h
Pumpkin spice latte, meet pumpkin spice maki
Halloween themed orange sushi at Whole Foods
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First, they came for the romance novels, but I didn’t speak out because I didn’t write romance novels…
Joyce Carol Oates on X, claiming AI-generated romance novels make sense, because formulaic fiction doesn’t need to be written by hand
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scans from “Nomads” by Itsuro Naraki. Naraki is a Japanese photographer whose work is deeply influenced by Robert Frank. These portraits show people Naraki met on the street between 1986 and 1994. The book is available for purchase at Pinakotheca Books. IG t.archivist
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
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Radon Journal @radonjournal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
COMING OCTOBER 1: 🌏🦠⚗️📺 Radon's fall issue with all-new science fiction! Our first day of author reveals features @ericfomley.bsky.social, Colleen Anderson, Tomias Keno, and Tyler Lemley
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is there a phrase to describe a man wearing too-tight, revealing pants? How do we feel about “camel nose”?
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Feral Maui Hermit @mauigreg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Before COVID, the grab-and-go deli sandwiches at my local market cost $4.99 each. From 2020 to 2025, they stayed around $7.99-$8.99. Now they are $12.99-$14.99. It's all airport pricing now. It's "They're trapped here. They'll pay whatever we want," except for the entire country.
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Buddy of mine asked me to post the drawing my youngest daughter, then age 4, made of a fart.
Child’s drawing in red marker of a little kid with curly hair, ridiculously protruding buttocks, from which is expelling a truly impressive amount of atmosphere, accompanied by the sound effect “plurt.”
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What if I dressed up as a zombie in a football jersey and a mustache for Halloween and went as Dead Lasso?
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My kid is almost 4 and still dedicates almost every poop. “This one’s for you, Dada.” It will be less endearing when she’s a teenager.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
imagine being a fitness guy for the last 10 years — tracking macros, avoiding seed oils, and strength training every day so you will live longer — only for AI to end all of humanity by 2030
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hi Homer, I recently came across The Iliad and was blown away by its expansiveness, its humanity, and its complex use of . Have you considered new ways to promote your book and expand its reach across various platforms? I would love to connect and hear your ideas. Kind regards, Apollonius
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Great review of Suicide Valley Trail Maintenance up on @briefecology.bsky.social. Check out the review, then grab yourself a copy to read under the redwoods!
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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They call him Batman Beyond because he's made entirely of plant proteins
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Bruce H. McCosar @bmccosar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@colincalexander.bsky.social I really enjoyed your story in @radonjournal.bsky.social. Looking forward to reading more of your work! www.radonjournal.com/issue-13/luc...
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Lucky Child #8 | Issue 13
Radon Journal Issue 13 featuring science fiction and anarchist literary works. Poems and short stories to make you rethink the social schema.
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Who wants to watch my morning brush livestream? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Dyson launches £420 toothbrush that films ‘live cleaning footage’ inside your mouth
James Dyson says ‘complete dental system’ will also include toothpaste and mouth rinse that each cost £8.50
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Josh Crews @joshcrewsreally.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Same, kid. Same.
Screenshot of young Asian baseball player named Daniel Huang. It says his dream job is retirement. 

Word!
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Small Wonders @smallwondersmag.com · 25/08/2026
Ever wanted to know what goes on behind the curtain at Small Wonders? We are looking for more first readers! If you're interested to help make the magic happen, fill out this form: airtable.com/applzdlHLTpe...
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Kermit the Frog Peeks from Curtains
Alt: Kermit the Frog Peeks from behind the stage curtain on the Muppet Show, and encourages folks to fill out the first reader form for Small Wonders.
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
*Physicist with a vape pen typing wildly into his phone, appealing for grant funding*
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What a great review! You can pick up your own copy here and enjoy a creepy walk in the deep woods: www.stanchionzine.com/product-page...
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Suicide Valley Trail Maintenance | Stanchion
The Jack London/Stephen King mashup you never knew you wanted! SUICIDE VALLEY TRAIL MAINTENANCE is a thrilling horror novella that follows a park ranger as they journey into a remote, ominous valley t...
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Kristin Houlihan, Writer @kristinwrites.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Book 143 of 2026: Suicide Valley Trail Maintenance by @colincalexander.bsky.social from @stanchion.bsky.social Excellently creepy #horror novella. Gets the backpacking/outdoors details right with a seriously creepfest twist (I feel crawly). Not my typical genre and I still loved it. #BookSky 1/
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Suicide Valley Trail Maintenance
Discover and share books you love on Goodreads.
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Kristin Houlihan, Writer @kristinwrites.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The dreams I’m going to have tonight 😱 thanks to @colincalexander.bsky.social and @stanchion.bsky.social 😱😱😱 #BookSky
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Since the Reacher series is back on TV, here’s my favorite article on creating suspense, written by Lee Child: archive.nytimes.com/opinionator....
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A Simple Way to Create Suspense
Here’s how you make your readers hunger for an answer.
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
As someone who has had to wear a suit for most of his working life, seeing this character affix his tie to hang a full 4 inches above his belt broke my suspension of belief—this guy ain’t no congressman, he’s dressed like Fred Flintstone
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Maybe if we gave Reacher a couple more kittens he wouldn’t go around caving people’s skulls in all day
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
Sad 38-Year-Old Googles 'Jobs Caring For Baby Animals'
Sad 38-Year-Old Googles 'Jobs Caring For Baby Animals'
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Stanchion @stanchion.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
NEW! Buy any two Stanchion things (books, magazine issues, PDFs) get any one additional thing for free. NO CODE NEEDED. Discount is now automatic. I'd really love some sales & to find good homes for all the great lit I've published and will be publishing through year end.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/08/2026
Warren Zevon, with speech bubble pointing to quoted post
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fellow BUSTER KEATON fans will enjoy Jim Jarmusch telling the story of how if it hadn’t been for JAMES MASON buying Keaton’s old house in the 1980’s almost every film Buster made would’ve been lost to us forever. Incredible.
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Orion's Belt magazine @orionsbeltmagazine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Lil' note: while all stories & poems will be free to read online this fall, if you'd like to get a digital copy of our latest summer issue, OB#36, you can now do so on Ko-fi! & you'll also receive a free OB sticker! Your support helps us pay our writers & keep us going 🧡 ko-fi.com/s/95de821dd4
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Orion's Belt Issue #36 - Orion's Belt Magazine's Ko-fi Shop
Orion's Belt summer issue #36 features eight works of fiction, five poems, and two interviews with poets. Fiction Turkey Jesus · Colin Alexander To...
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Has anyone considers that Odysseus's problem is that his men are just too delicious. Yes, he angered the gods, but so many of them getting eaten cant be a coincidence.
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Check out my piece, “Turkey Jesus,” out now with Orion’s Belt. I lived with turkeys for years, and they are weird, aggressive, mystical creatures.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
bought candy at the pool for a 13yo and she tried to give me cash. i was like nahh it's nbd, and she goes "girl i have seen your car." 13yo girls remain undefeated. you think you're talking to a child but you're actually talking to whatever gods used to send to punish mortals for their hubris
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This cover looks fantastic! So excited to have a piece in this issue.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We can verify the daily physical status of a specific Seattle raccoon but apparently we're completely unable to determine whether a United States Senator is alive or dead.
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Rock and a Hard Place @rhppress.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
READ MORE CRIME FICTION: Like in Issue XVI of RHP! Check out this list of amazing writers. Available now: bit.ly/4eJmjp7 #crimefiction #shortstories
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Dr. Michelle I. Turner @chaco-arch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Just read my first novel where the villain used ChatGPT to fake writing a novel, and this is my new favorite genre.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79G...
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Neuromancer — Official Teaser | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Made Cravlova (creatine pavlova). Gonna get yolked!
A Pavlova next to a jar of creatine
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wilson's translation was outselling basically everything else in the space by orders of magnitude before the film ever happened
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The Old Hack @the-old-hack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@bretdevereaux.bsky.social
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
will take any excuse to post my favorite LeBron thing ever
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Stanchion @stanchion.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My wife has so much love forme and this thing I created. She's always by my side, singing the praises of Stanchion, the magazine, the books and their remarkable authors. I couldn't do this without her nor would I ever want to.
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Colin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Eat your heart out, Hemingway
Sign saying “the orphanage luxury apartments for lease”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/07/2026
Area Dog Will Never Live Up To Dog On Purina Bag theonion.com/area-dog-will-never-li…
Area Dog Will Never Live Up To Dog On Purina Bag
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked
the ancient “don’t email my wife” meme, there’s a beige suburban house with 
“STOP NOW 
don’t email my wife!!!!”
written on the white garage doors in red paint
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