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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Got a men’s haircut and do in fact instantly look like a dude, which is gratifying since that’s what I was going for but also means I’ve been right all along that I was ugly as a woman lmao

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Saw a couple in James Avery where the lady was browsing while holding a sleepy golden retriever puppy in her arms

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/12/2025

sir the rats released another tell-all about the sinking ship

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

This is because Christie gave all her stories clear titles like "The Mystery of the Death on the Omnibus" and "Mary Had A Little Murder", while Ellison called all his "'Avast, Mine Attendant!' Wept The Desperado" and "Methinks A Computer Wouldst Damn The World"

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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 16/12/2025

"scrum" is the past tense of "scream"

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I’m scared to get on any of the gay apps out in the country here bc what if someone sees me on there but realistically it’s like girl what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Samuel Alito preparing to raise absolutely the craziest flag you've ever seen at his Long Beach Island compound.

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Swifties posting “this can’t be the same artist that wrote Folklore” I will find if you give her old catalog a refreshed listen you will disabuse yourself of that notion quickly

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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Transphobia: the ideology of loser weirdos no one likes.

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jaaski @jaaski.gay · 24/09/2025

paracetamol and ibuprofen bring me somewhere half human which is nice. too bad i'm not pregnant so i can't contribute to the war on autism on the side of autism.

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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

HAPPY SPREAD ME DAY TO THOSE WHO SPREAD

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

You would not believe the size and weight of the fucking wig I’m wearing in this one

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,

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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Time is a flat circle, nothing ever happens, etc

Gov Greg Abbott vowing to suspend the teacher certifications of educators who posted things about Charlie Kirk that conservatives don't like

Governor Greg Abbott today signed House Bill 20 into law, which protects Texans from wrongful censorship on social media platforms. The Governor was joined for the bill signing by Senators Bryan Hughes and Representative Briscoe Cain, the bill's authors, as well as Senators Charles Perry, Dawn Buckingham, and Angela Paxton. The Governor named social media censorship legislation as an agenda item for the second special legislative session in August.

"We will always defend the freedom of speech in Texas, which is why I am proud to sign House Bill 20 into law to protect first amendment rights in the Lone Star State," said Governor Abbott. "Social media websites have become our modern-day public square. They are a place for healthy public debate where information should be able to flow freely - but there is a dangerous movement by social media companies to silence conservative viewpoints and ideas. That is wrong, and we will not allow it in Texas. I thank Senator Bryan Hughes, Representative Briscoe Cain, and the Texas Legislature for ensuring that House Bill 20 reached my desk during the second special session."

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 15/09/2025

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 13/09/2025

Imagine the world we could live in if money went to the sciences. We could have jacking off 2.0 by now but it doesn't have the funding.

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I walked into rehearsal tonight to them booming No One Mourns The Wicked out the speakers in there

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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

This could be your child

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Once again trying to watch an Agatha Christie film adaptation and once again they: 1) Make everyone mean and relationships strained 2) Telegraph the solution in your face really hard, and yet— 3) Change the solution so it’s simpler, less interesting, and the whole narrative makes less sense.

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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Average YIMBY enjoyer: omg did you hear about the new bike lane system in Bogota? Imagine if we had those in New York or Chicago… Average Abundance fan: …which will produce gold teeth and wedding bands that can be melted and used to plate the circuit boards in the engine control unit of Ford F150s.

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

we should try to get brands on here. next time a brand shows up, let's act really nice for a month or so to lull it into a false sense of security, ok?

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I have genuine dread deep in my soul to find this out today

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 04/09/2025

I should be allowed to ult all the bad people. Pressing Q right on them. Would be nice!

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Incredible night for me to have been offline in rehearsal for hours. Opened my feeds to the most unified set of timelines I have ever seen in my life.

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I am enjoying da show so much that I might enroll in a full semester of tap lessons as I have learned that like everyone else around here who does musical theater knows how to tap dance except me. Undecided, but if I do I’ll preemptively give myself a wedgie first.

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

see now this is nice

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Al Shipley @alshipley.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

*christine mcvie voice* show me guys, show me weird little guys

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

I thought it was a bit when Robert Evans would do outrageously incorrect accents and pretend to not be able to do anything else but I have learned over the past week that I actually have some sort of rare brain disease that makes me incapable of doing accents full stop

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

The theater wants us to make TikToks to promote the show and the zoomer cast members are referencing trends and memes I have never heard of in my entire life. IT’LL HAPPEN TO YOU!!

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Jay @duniagamemaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

some of you on here

Album cover for Bozo Under the Sea showing a clown underwater with uhhh an orca?

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Rereading The Secret of Chimneys after learning it was Agatha Christie’s favorite novel that she ever wrote and I had more or less forgotten it all. Well, it turns out there was a reason for that.

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Roko’s Barbie

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 18/08/2025

I mean "messed up walking my dog"!! man, i messed up even TALKING about messing up walking my dog

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 13/08/2025

New Uvalde school shooting records — nearly 12GB — come as part of a settlement in a yearslong lawsuit that news organizations, including ProPublica and @texastribune.org, brought against state and local governments. We continue to seek records from the state Department of Public Safety.

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New Uvalde Records Reveal Details About School Safety Concerns and Shooter’s Behavioral Issues

The release is part of a settlement agreement in a lawsuit that news organizations brought against state and local governments. The fight continues to get the Texas Department of Public Safety to rele...

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I never thought to google if this was trademarked!! before successfully pitching my hilarious sitcom to Quiibi

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 12/08/2025

NEW: In June, ProPublica reported that the FDA has given more than 20 foreign factories a special pass to send drugs to the U.S. even though they were made at plants the agency had banned. Today, we’re publishing a list of those exempted drugs.

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The FDA Let Substandard Factories Ship These Medications to the U.S.

ProPublica identified more than 150 products that were exempted from import bans since 2013. Our list provides the names of the drugs or ingredients and their manufacturers, many of which are no longe...

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 31/07/2025

certainly there is always the question of money, making a living on a paltry freelance income. but it is so freeing to live the kind of life where one could simply wake up one day and decide to pursue the clowning arts

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

It's understandable but I fear we all swung too hard in the direction of becoming the Joker. We have to become something else if we're to find our way out of this. Personally I'm going to become Winnie the Pooh

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

my own supplemental explanation is that they're stupid and don't understand anything

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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Move over, Hemingway

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