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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Six months ago I was contemplating how to put away $25,000 for plastic surgery and instead I decided to Get More Gay

Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Got a men’s haircut and do in fact instantly look like a dude, which is gratifying since that’s what I was going for but also means I’ve been right all along that I was ugly as a woman lmao

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Saw a couple in James Avery where the lady was browsing while holding a sleepy golden retriever puppy in her arms

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/12/2025

sir the rats released another tell-all about the sinking ship

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

This is because Christie gave all her stories clear titles like "The Mystery of the Death on the Omnibus" and "Mary Had A Little Murder", while Ellison called all his "'Avast, Mine Attendant!' Wept The Desperado" and "Methinks A Computer Wouldst Damn The World"

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

What about grabbing it from the back

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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 16/12/2025

"scrum" is the past tense of "scream"

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

My dog might sit at the door like she’s never going to see me again when I go to the bathroom, but my cat fully came and sat on my lap and made me cradle her like a baby while I was on the toilet yesterday

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I’m scared to get on any of the gay apps out in the country here bc what if someone sees me on there but realistically it’s like girl what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Samuel Alito preparing to raise absolutely the craziest flag you've ever seen at his Long Beach Island compound.

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Swifties posting “this can’t be the same artist that wrote Folklore” I will find if you give her old catalog a refreshed listen you will disabuse yourself of that notion quickly

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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Transphobia: the ideology of loser weirdos no one likes.

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jaaski @jaaski.gay · 24/09/2025

paracetamol and ibuprofen bring me somewhere half human which is nice. too bad i'm not pregnant so i can't contribute to the war on autism on the side of autism.

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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

HAPPY SPREAD ME DAY TO THOSE WHO SPREAD

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

You would not believe the size and weight of the fucking wig I’m wearing in this one

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,

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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Time is a flat circle, nothing ever happens, etc

Gov Greg Abbott vowing to suspend the teacher certifications of educators who posted things about Charlie Kirk that conservatives don't like

Governor Greg Abbott today signed House Bill 20 into law, which protects Texans from wrongful censorship on social media platforms. The Governor was joined for the bill signing by Senators Bryan Hughes and Representative Briscoe Cain, the bill's authors, as well as Senators Charles Perry, Dawn Buckingham, and Angela Paxton. The Governor named social media censorship legislation as an agenda item for the second special legislative session in August.

"We will always defend the freedom of speech in Texas, which is why I am proud to sign House Bill 20 into law to protect first amendment rights in the Lone Star State," said Governor Abbott. "Social media websites have become our modern-day public square. They are a place for healthy public debate where information should be able to flow freely - but there is a dangerous movement by social media companies to silence conservative viewpoints and ideas. That is wrong, and we will not allow it in Texas. I thank Senator Bryan Hughes, Representative Briscoe Cain, and the Texas Legislature for ensuring that House Bill 20 reached my desk during the second special session."

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 15/09/2025

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 13/09/2025

Imagine the world we could live in if money went to the sciences. We could have jacking off 2.0 by now but it doesn't have the funding.

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I walked into rehearsal tonight to them booming No One Mourns The Wicked out the speakers in there

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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

This could be your child

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I don’t need all these long scenes of women in period outfits smoking and glowering I need THE FUCKIN MYSTERY

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Once again trying to watch an Agatha Christie film adaptation and once again they: 1) Make everyone mean and relationships strained 2) Telegraph the solution in your face really hard, and yet— 3) Change the solution so it’s simpler, less interesting, and the whole narrative makes less sense.

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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Average YIMBY enjoyer: omg did you hear about the new bike lane system in Bogota? Imagine if we had those in New York or Chicago… Average Abundance fan: …which will produce gold teeth and wedding bands that can be melted and used to plate the circuit boards in the engine control unit of Ford F150s.

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

we should try to get brands on here. next time a brand shows up, let's act really nice for a month or so to lull it into a false sense of security, ok?

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I have genuine dread deep in my soul to find this out today

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 04/09/2025

I should be allowed to ult all the bad people. Pressing Q right on them. Would be nice!

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Every time I get this from the phlebotomist I tell them “well my tattoo artist doesn’t usually put the needle all the way into my veins” and that gets a pretty good reaction

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Incredible night for me to have been offline in rehearsal for hours. Opened my feeds to the most unified set of timelines I have ever seen in my life.

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

The gag is I actually took tap lessons as a child already

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I am enjoying da show so much that I might enroll in a full semester of tap lessons as I have learned that like everyone else around here who does musical theater knows how to tap dance except me. Undecided, but if I do I’ll preemptively give myself a wedgie first.

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

see now this is nice

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Al Shipley @alshipley.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

*christine mcvie voice* show me guys, show me weird little guys

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

I thought it was a bit when Robert Evans would do outrageously incorrect accents and pretend to not be able to do anything else but I have learned over the past week that I actually have some sort of rare brain disease that makes me incapable of doing accents full stop

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Is there merch please let there be merch

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

The theater wants us to make TikToks to promote the show and the zoomer cast members are referencing trends and memes I have never heard of in my entire life. IT’LL HAPPEN TO YOU!!

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Jay @duniagamemaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

some of you on here

Album cover for Bozo Under the Sea showing a clown underwater with uhhh an orca?

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

I vividly remember the commercial for Silent Hill 2 because it scared me so bad as a child that I have still never touched the game

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I love when an artist is wrong about their own work tbh it’s extremely funny. This is far and away one of her worst, which is really saying something since even a mediocre Christie novel is usually pretty good

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Cunt Célèbre @snappydaps.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Rereading The Secret of Chimneys after learning it was Agatha Christie’s favorite novel that she ever wrote and I had more or less forgotten it all. Well, it turns out there was a reason for that.

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Roko’s Barbie

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 18/08/2025

I mean "messed up walking my dog"!! man, i messed up even TALKING about messing up walking my dog

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