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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️

@snailchick.bsky.social
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She/her. Vancouver, Canada. Trying to deal with *gestures at everything* with fury and fandom. Lover of OFMD, Discworld, LOTR, science (except the math parts), libraries, and various escapist joys. Passionate hater of punching down.

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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 09/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

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.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Chapman's Ice Cream @chapmans.ca · 07/10/2026
Butter tart or ice cream? Why not both? 😉🍨 Our Super Premium Plus Butter Tart ice cream blends these two dreamy desserts to make one truly Canadian combination. 🍁 Find in a store near you 👉 chapmans.ca/product/butter-tart-ice… #buttertart #icecream #canadian #maple
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Nanjala @nanjala.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need someone to develop an app where I deposit like $100 at the beginning of the year and then when I click on an article that’s behind a paywall they deduct a cost per article for that specific site and send it to the publication rather than expect me to subscribe to 50 outlets.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'll give $100 to the reporter who plants the idea of a Trump tour of swing states to save the party. "Mr. President, many experts are saying that only *you* have the raw charisma to turn this problem around. Will you go work your magic for endangered Republicans?"
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Democracy Defenders Action @democracydefendersaction.org · 23/09/2026
40 days until the midterms. Before Election Day, take a look at what your members of Congress have actually done on corruption, government accountability, and pro-democracy measures. Explore our Stop Corruption Now Scorecard: democracydefendersaction.org/resource/stop-corruption-now-scorecard/
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Stop Corruption Now Scorecard
The Stop Corruption Now scorecard identifies key pieces of legislation that address public corruption, preserve the rule
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Shannon Waters @sobittersosweet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BC election dates you need to know: Candidate registration deadline: Saturday, October 3rd Advanced voting: Oct 16-21 Final voting day: Saturday, October 24, 8-8pm Elections BC has all the info #bcpoli
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2026 Provincial Election | Elections BC
A provincial general election has been called. Final Voting Day is October 24, 2026. You can vote if you are: a Canadian citizen, 18 or older on October 24, 2026, and a resident of B.C. since April 23...
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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GraveRob Screamin’ ⚰️🪦💀 @robfreeman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My top ten shots of 2026, in no particular order. 🦉🪶
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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RW: If You Liked the Finale I Love You #ForTerry 🤍🖤 @guessimdemonsthen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thinking about this quote from Guards! Guards! because of events™️
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TVLine @tvline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Looking for the best TV shows about pirates? Our ranked list includes One Piece, Our Flag Means Death, Treasure Island, Black Sails, and more.
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10 Best TV Shows About Pirates, Ranked - TVLine
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The Canadian Border 🇨🇦 @canadianborder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seen a lot of these, but this one is my favourite 😎
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Londoners say NO to Ray-Ban pervert glasses
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's not about "fairness in women's sports" any more than it was about "ethics in gaming journalism."
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 02/09/2026
I also want you to have this St Michael defeating a devil that is poised right on the intersection of "aw who's a diddums good boy devil then" and "what the fuck is that, you perv?"
A poorly proportioned and rather wet looking St Michael stands on the groin of a disturbingly flesh-coloured demon as it fondles his leg with claws. It has a sort of dog face and very red lips, and is wearing a kink collar and chain
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Someone go get Darla before my heart shatters into a million pieces
A very scrungly 10 year old tortie at the Multco County Animal shelter
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Holy smokes an unreal rendition of "I Will Always Love You" by Cynthia Erivo in Vancouver last night to honor Dolly Parton….incredible
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 28/08/2026
thou wouldst be seiz’d by the leopard
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Minyung | Deacon Shaw @minyung.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Rest in peace, Mr. Cullen 🕊️ #Maccadam
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ORPHANED CATS NEED FOREVER HOME IN NORTHEAST (PLEASE READ *ENTIRE* THREAD) My wife's childhood friend died Thursday, leaving his two *mildly* special-needs cats. The elder, Wally, is about 13. ABSOLUTELY affectionate cat; GLORIOUSLY dim. His only issue is that he poops in bathtubs if given a chance
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"How" @myoneandonlykat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake America after one day.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 28/08/2026
Texas has suspended over 1.2 million voter registrations. Many valid voters in Texas have found their voter registrations were somehow canceled when they checked. Check your registration here and fix it immediately - Texas doesn't always honor provisional ballots cast on election day.
goelect.txelections.civixapps.com
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bay Area friends: A friend found these small kittens behind a gas station and we've been trying to find them a home for almost two months. For now, they live in a small bathroom. Would you consider adopting? They are vaxxed, neutered, and incredibly affectionate. Please help!
Photo of three kittens. Two are orange; one is black. Photo of two orange kittens in a cage.Photos of two orange cats in a shower. Photo of two orange cats, one black, and one dark gray.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Please someone wrap Patrick Stewart in protective padding immediately
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That Snarky Autistic Chick @ladysnark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This. Please, I'm begging you. If your county's election board has a website, they should have info on it, like early voting locations and # of ballots cast at each location. You can use that to find locations where wait times are shorter. A paper ballot cast in person can't be thrown out.
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Terry Pratchett & Rob Wilkins @terryandrob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
GNU Dolly 💖
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J. Kathleen Cheney @jkcheney.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm having fun imagining Dolly, Carrie, and Betty on the other side, having adventures together... Art by Lindsay van Ekelenburg(www.lindsayvanek.com)
Paintings of Dolly Parton, Carrie Fisher, and Betty White portrayed as saints (sort of)
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown "FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…"
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God @thegodshow.com · 25/08/2026
Dear Humanity, I sincerely apologize for taking the wrong person again. I will be going on a listening tour to hear from the community and promise to do better in the future. Thank you, God
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/08/2026
How old am I? Old enough that I would still be super excited if I was offered a cameo on The Simpsons
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I sent an email to this family owned Honey Farm, asking how we as Canadians can help to support them, I asked if they would allow online website sales, I will follow up when I hear back from them, I am hoping this message gets to many people who offer to help as well. #Canada
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/08/2026
Sometimes society at large rejects certain ideas because they’ve been thoroughly shown to be wrong and also because they suck and the people who espouse them suck and when someone comes around arguing those ideas should be part of some edgy modern debate we can and should shun them and move on.
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Aida 🇵🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🐾🌊🦋🗽💙🐸 @latina4jesusdshw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pass it around PLEASE! #Pinks #USDemocracy
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Babsben @babsben.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Thank you for contacting the Face Eating Leopards hotline. All of our leopards are currently eating other people's faces, but stay on the line and your face will be eaten shortly. Your face is very important to us.
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you are in the eclipse path DON’T look directly at the sun without special eclipse glasses until totality. But before and after (or in the partial path) you can see the changing shape ON THE GROUND by simply poking holes in a sheet of paper with a pin or holding a colander.
The shadow of a colander held outside during a solar eclipse. The shadow contains dozens of crescent moon shaped bits of light mirroring the appearance of the sun during the eclipse.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 12/08/2026
ANNOUNCEMENT: All our sundials will be out of order this evening between about 6pm and 8pm, we apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. Normal service will resume tomorrow. In unrelated news, enjoy the eclipse later... Photos: Mike Selby, Annapurna Mellor, Chris Davies, John Millar
A wall-mounted sundial inside a walled garden. Text on the sundial reads: "fear god, obey ye king"A traditional sundial on a plinth, formal gardens surround itThe sun beams down on a traditional sundial, with heather visible in the backgroundA shot of a sundial from above. It's mounted on a stone plinth. Text on the side reads "KEW BRIDGE"
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Food bank distributing hundreds of meal kits to wildfire evacuees in B.C. #BritishColumbia Central Okanagan Food Bank executive director Trevor Moss says ‘the need is still huge’ for community members and families escaping the wildfires. www.ctvnews.ca/video/2026/0...
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Food bank distributing hundreds of meal kits to wildfire evacuees in B.C.
Central Okanagan Food Bank executive director Trevor Moss says ‘the need is still huge’ for community members and families escaping the wildfires.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Reminder to vote tomorrow in South Carolina, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Connecticut, Vermont, and Alabama! And thank you in advance to everyone heading to the polls and to all the poll workers!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.
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