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@edsstaugsnake.bsky.social
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Drag king, former famous lesbian and “Slutty Kraken” AKA Fish ‘n’ Tits. OFMD all day. She/ze/yes ma’am. Bicon era; older than most of you 🔞 AI users get blocked! EdsStAugustineSnake on AO3, Travis.teee on IG, sten6403 on Discord

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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This includes BIRTH CONTROL, by the way. As well as a shitload of mood stabilizers. Do NOT eat "spooky" black foods and snacks. Just don't.
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
advincha fit stede bonnet looking smiley and giddy because he got the rock back from jim and didn't want to give it to them anyways (our flag means death s1e7)
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed. His name is Ed.
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: -The concept of the edge of the universe (which was somehow mixed up with Darth Vader) -water -the jumbled picture segment on Sesame Street -math -a skull opening its mouth in the toilet to eat my poop
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I moved from NYC to NC in February 2001. I couldn’t get anyone on the phone that day—I was particularly worried about my former roommate who I knew was temping and could have been anywhere. I was working at UNC and someone wheeled out TVs on carts in a public area+
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Livvy✨🚀🪨 @thatmothra.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
She will be real #WIP
Close up wip of Jessica Rabbit Ed
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melly 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇦🇺🐧 @melpemone.northsky.social · 06/09/2026
stoptheracetoreplace.org/en they're aiming for a million signatures, please help. fuck genAi and all who sail in her 💜
stoptheracetoreplace.org
Stop the Race to Replace Humans
A remarkable coalition is united: stop the billionaire race to replace humanity with AI. If you agree, add your name.
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I want to say this was a Ricky act but I can’t place it!
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Grew up in Virginia three hours from DC, so yes! Other hot spots: my parents are both from Florida (and I sound more like Miami Mom than Orlando Dad) and my partner’s family is from Texas (so I learned “Boo-ie knife” from them!) I lived in LA for 2 years but 🤷 mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you, bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from Washington, D.C.—about 57% of your answers match a typical resident.
MYDIALECT—STANDARD
[there is a map of the US with hot spots  in red in the midatlantic, Florida, Texas/NM, and California.]
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Holy shiiiiiiit if you know anyone in North Carolina who may even know anyone who knows anyone who's been to an event by these people, get them to go get the rabies post-exposure prophylaxis shots RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, DO NOT WAIT, YOU CANNOT TREAT IT AFTER SYMPTOMS START
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
A weathervane shaped like a tall ship with one sail hoisted, atop a weather beaten cupola.
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I thought it was called a sperm bank but ok
A report adsife sign that reads “Seaman’s Bank at Brackett Farm” is under an American flag.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being…
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A blond merperson in teal 👍👍👍
A magnet of a merperson with long blond hair with a decorative starfish and a teal body.
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
FINE, I’LL INTERVENE 😤
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It once took a friend NINE texts to get to the question she actually wanted to ask. WHY
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
frenchie nailing himself to the deck
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Have you ever considered
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you are in the eclipse path DON’T look directly at the sun without special eclipse glasses until totality. But before and after (or in the partial path) you can see the changing shape ON THE GROUND by simply poking holes in a sheet of paper with a pin or holding a colander.
The shadow of a colander held outside during a solar eclipse. The shadow contains dozens of crescent moon shaped bits of light mirroring the appearance of the sun during the eclipse.
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deb #SaveOFMD @debphotog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
What an amazing recreation from the Mermaid scene in OFMD. youtu.be/l-vgWX-EJhk?
youtu.be
Our Flag Means Death... but in LEGO
YouTube video by Doctor Orcinus
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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
at first i was like 😞🙁🌧️ but then i was like 😊😀🌈 (inspo: group chat whilst watching ofmd s1 ep 3)
2-paneled meme by xray_vex of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death s1 ep 3. in the left panel, there are 2 black & white shots of him looking sad w/ a rainy background with the caption, "me when I don't have balls". In the second panel, he's in full color and smiling with a sunny rainbow background, w/ the caption "me when maybe I DO have balls"
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ed teach yearns to be drinking champagne and exchanging glances, and talking about nonsense. fashion. all that kind of stuff.
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
you should read this whole thread (it's still going, actually) 🐉🗡️💦
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song Me: My supper dish, my succotash wish
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Revenge, 1717
A three-masted sailing ship model created from pearls.
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
snake's really well tenderized, and so are they
top down shot of ed and stede sitting on a log eating a sushi snake snack, ed having taken his jacket off and stede still in the full survival fit hat included (our flag means death s1e7)zoomed in shot of ed and stede on the log eating snake snacks, ed is looking down and about to take another bite, stede has tilted his head up and is smiling, lucius is across from them holding more snake over the tiny fire (our flag means death s1e7)ed and stede sitting on the log, stede glancing down, while some curls peek out from under his advincha hat, getting a bit of snake snack out of ed's beard, he hasn't noticed ed staring at him with heart eyes (our flag means death s1e7)
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ered @ered.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Seen some talk of unethical fiction, so here’s my take
Three panel comic titled Unethical Fiction: 
1. Made with AI
2. Printed on human skin
3. The author uses their profits to fund a hate group.
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em ✨🏴‍☠️ @emcolbs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
s1 ep6 s2 ep6 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
two digital drawings of ed and stede from ofmd.

the first drawing is of a season 1 episode 6 screenshot. ed and stede are hiding in the bed nook. stede is watching the crew’s fuckery and ed is hyping himself up to stab stede.

the second drawing is of a season 2 episode 6 screenshot. ed is sitting on the bed looking at stede, who is shirtless and closing the curtain so they can have a fuckery of their own.
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Cutie parootie from the Largo Los Angeles IG
Kristen Schall, Rhys Darby, and John Roberta at the Largo in LA.
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queerdo john @queerdojohn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
shit remember this? 🫠
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Laura🏴‍☠️ @watchtheflow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
hello I have written a sweet little meet-cute based on the Roost app, pls enjoy* *no knowledge of Roost app necessary, I think I have explained it well enough..... archiveofourown.org/works/88189806
the pigeons are coming home to roost, 7.5k, rated T, written by watchtheflow - a blue background with the roost app logo of a pigeon following a map location.
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Dung over the notch at the tip
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That “casual” step in 😍😍😍
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Fourth of July to @alexjsherman.bsky.social specifically for appearing in this Japanese woodblock history of the American Revolution #OFMD
A cropped image from a Japanese woodblock print showing the butt of an overturned soldier lying among supply packages and a tiger’s tail, with some Japanese writing visible.
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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
😌😌 together at last, again, soon-ish
instagram profile pics of Taika and Rhys next to each other
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Always want to reshare these guys😍😍😍
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MISSED THIS VERY IMPORTANT ANNICURSARY!!!!
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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
2026 version of an OFMD pride banner i originally posted to ofmdtwt & was a Hit Tweet in 2023! 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🏴‍☠️ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
banner collage by xray_vex -- made of various characters from Our Flag Means Death, each pic represents a color in the Gilbert Baker pride flag & the color meanings -
from left to right:
Pink - Sex - Ed Teach in the pink bird depression banyan robe
Red - Life - Spanish Jackie in her iconic red outfit
Orange - Healing - Stede Bonnet in his orange vest
Yellow - Sunlight - Wee John draped in yellow fabric
Green - Nature - Frenchie in his green witch makeup
Turquoise - Magic - Stede in his iconic teal outfit
Indigo - Serenity - Oluwande in an indigo vest
Violet - Spirit - Ed in the purple suit 

https://gilbertbaker.com/colors-of-the-rainbow-flag/
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Okay, Sheep Detectives really is adorable
Wool Eyes, a light-colored sheep with wool over his eyes, from Sheep Detectives.
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I can’t really improve on this
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Hugovicius 🐇 @hugopm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
vampires are all queer because whatever your orientation if you were immortal don't think you wouldn't try it with anyone yes you would
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Everyone is talking about Trump’s mock up arch at the Great American State Fair, so I filmed it from top to bottom and front to back for everyone who can’t see it in person.
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Hugovicius 🐇 @hugopm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
an ongoing story
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
In honor of 2024 OFMD fandom
Travis Tee (whom you know as Snake) at the Astroglide booth).
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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Recently, I told @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social that I'd heard flamingos were a swingers symbol & Hank said they'd heard the same about pineapples & I said wouldn't it be funny if oblivious Stede & they said but worldly Ed... & well, here we are... #OFMDfanart #ofmd
A digital illustration of the hit TV show Our Flag Means Death's characters Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet in a modern alternate universe. Ed is standing on the left in short black shorts with pink racing stripes, a black cropped muscle shirt that says in the bisexual flag colours "OH NO EVERYONE IS SO HOT", pink and white flip flops and a matching pink and white visor out of which his long, silvery hair is bundled up into a messy bun. His brown skin is covered in tattoos and his hairy tummy peeks out from under his top. Ed's holding an excessively tall green drink can in one hand and a lit cigarette in the other. He looks as if he's been caught off guard, casting a look of incredulity mixed with a healthy dose of fascination at the sexy rectangle that has just walked by him. Stede is walking towards the viewer wearing a matching top and bottom fit. The button up shirt and shorts combo is teal and covered in a repeating pattern of pineapples and flamingos bursting with colour (if I do say so myself). On his feet are a pair of immaculate white sneakers and bracelets hang around his wrists. Stede's pink skin is dusted with blond hair and freckles which is particularly noticeable where he's left his shirt undone by several!! buttons. Over his right shoulder (our left), he holds a male love pride flag on a gold stick and in his left hand (our right), he holds a bright pink cloth bag decorated with a small lavender flower. He's probably holding it for his daughter Alma and he rocks the look. The background is a minimalist graphic vibe. It's mostly a v light, powder blue but there's drawn stars and music notes throughout. The word DRRREEEAMWEEEAVER flows through the sky from Ed to Stede mimicking the song by Gary Wright that the artist only knows via the popular 90s film Wayne's World which they can quote verbatim.
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Spooky Myles 🎃🐬🌙 @mylestring.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We need to stop pretending gen AI is something that we need. We don't need it. AI has its applications in science, but they have nothing to do with the AI that has been popularized in the last few years. There is no dilema. We don't need it. But we do need a planet to inhabit without suffering.
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hey RBB participants, and future BB participants, and former ones! Please DO NOT shut up about your projects because I want to hear about them, especially when there’s a link to click! It can be hard to keep up when a lot of things come out at once so keep promoting! 👀👀👀❤️❤️❤️
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I was sitting on this delayed plane reading fanfic and hoping the businessman in a sharp suit next to me wouldn’t see. Then I noticed that he’s watching South Park on his phone and remembered that when I see a Real Adult in public they are probably the same age as me and just as immature /jk
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This fic has made me swoon, cry, and gasp and choke while highway driving (/pos), so I think you should read it (AO3 or podfic) @kninjaknitter.bsky.social
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