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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️

@snailchick.bsky.social
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She/her. Vancouver, Canada. Trying to deal with *gestures at everything* with fury and fandom. Lover of OFMD, Discworld, LOTR, science (except the math parts), libraries, and various escapist joys. Passionate hater of punching down.

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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 09/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Except that Jabba appears to be awake.
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Chapman's Ice Cream @chapmans.ca · 07/10/2026
Butter tart or ice cream? Why not both? 😉🍨 Our Super Premium Plus Butter Tart ice cream blends these two dreamy desserts to make one truly Canadian combination. 🍁 Find in a store near you 👉 chapmans.ca/product/butter-tart-ice… #buttertart #icecream #canadian #maple
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That one on the bottom right looks very coy
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Nanjala @nanjala.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need someone to develop an app where I deposit like $100 at the beginning of the year and then when I click on an article that’s behind a paywall they deduct a cost per article for that specific site and send it to the publication rather than expect me to subscribe to 50 outlets.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same here. All the washrooms are nongendered and single stall. All staff of all genders use them, with no issues except the usual "do i need to post instructions on how to change the roll??" stuff.
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've cancelled 2 US trips. Even aside from the tarrifs and enraging rhetoric, I don't trust the borders to be safe. They are demanding to go through people's phones, and the decision making generally is so erratic. I wouldn't feel safe. Had lovely trips within Canada instead.
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Regency image of a young girl with a riding ceip, and the caption "it was the fuck around of times, it was the find out of times."
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Perfect!
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was so sweet. Thank you!
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard agree. I was always even puzzled by people who hire a designer to actually choose their furnishings. A colleague of mine uses AI for that too.
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I maintain that this is a great date movie.
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well we HAVE been letting in a lot of scientists, scholars, and medical professionals who for somw reason want to leave the US...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'll give $100 to the reporter who plants the idea of a Trump tour of swing states to save the party. "Mr. President, many experts are saying that only *you* have the raw charisma to turn this problem around. Will you go work your magic for endangered Republicans?"
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Democracy Defenders Action @democracydefendersaction.org · 23/09/2026
40 days until the midterms. Before Election Day, take a look at what your members of Congress have actually done on corruption, government accountability, and pro-democracy measures. Explore our Stop Corruption Now Scorecard: democracydefendersaction.org/resource/stop-corruption-now-scorecard/
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Stop Corruption Now Scorecard
The Stop Corruption Now scorecard identifies key pieces of legislation that address public corruption, preserve the rule
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Shannon Waters @sobittersosweet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BC election dates you need to know: Candidate registration deadline: Saturday, October 3rd Advanced voting: Oct 16-21 Final voting day: Saturday, October 24, 8-8pm Elections BC has all the info #bcpoli
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2026 Provincial Election | Elections BC
A provincial general election has been called. Final Voting Day is October 24, 2026. You can vote if you are: a Canadian citizen, 18 or older on October 24, 2026, and a resident of B.C. since April 23...
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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GraveRob Screamin’ ⚰️🪦💀 @robfreeman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My top ten shots of 2026, in no particular order. 🦉🪶
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well he has also managed to alienate all the US's most reputable allies.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
After my last eye exam I walked out with dilated eyes, wearing old glasses with the wrong prescription, into thick fog that hadn't been there when I went in for the appointment. To say it was unsettling is putting it mildly.
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RW: If You Liked the Finale I Love You #ForTerry 🤍🖤 @guessimdemonsthen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thinking about this quote from Guards! Guards! because of events™️
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hope they at least offer a physical copy for purchase! It's insane the way you can't own anything anymore. Obviously this just makes people 🏴‍☠️(appropriately in this case).
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wishing you clear skies very soon!
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TVLine @tvline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Looking for the best TV shows about pirates? Our ranked list includes One Piece, Our Flag Means Death, Treasure Island, Black Sails, and more.
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10 Best TV Shows About Pirates, Ranked - TVLine
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The Canadian Border 🇨🇦 @canadianborder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seen a lot of these, but this one is my favourite 😎
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Londoners say NO to Ray-Ban pervert glasses
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Artists (of all kinds) raging against the machine (of all kinds) for the win.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's not about "fairness in women's sports" any more than it was about "ethics in gaming journalism."
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
But then it would work both ways and the roads to Canada would be Canadian?? Man do we need to start teaching critical thinking.
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yet again, The Simpsons got it right.
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 02/09/2026
I also want you to have this St Michael defeating a devil that is poised right on the intersection of "aw who's a diddums good boy devil then" and "what the fuck is that, you perv?"
A poorly proportioned and rather wet looking St Michael stands on the groin of a disturbingly flesh-coloured demon as it fondles his leg with claws. It has a sort of dog face and very red lips, and is wearing a kink collar and chain
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Someone go get Darla before my heart shatters into a million pieces
A very scrungly 10 year old tortie at the Multco County Animal shelter
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Holy smokes an unreal rendition of "I Will Always Love You" by Cynthia Erivo in Vancouver last night to honor Dolly Parton….incredible
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Aladdin: Iago's 'Not Surprise' Meme with Jafar
Alt: Aladdin: Iago's 'Not Surprise' Meme with Jafar
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 28/08/2026
thou wouldst be seiz’d by the leopard
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Canada has more "American' bald eagles than the US too... it is just a commonly used symbol.
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Minyung | Deacon Shaw @minyung.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Rest in peace, Mr. Cullen 🕊️ #Maccadam
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ORPHANED CATS NEED FOREVER HOME IN NORTHEAST (PLEASE READ *ENTIRE* THREAD) My wife's childhood friend died Thursday, leaving his two *mildly* special-needs cats. The elder, Wally, is about 13. ABSOLUTELY affectionate cat; GLORIOUSLY dim. His only issue is that he poops in bathtubs if given a chance
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"How" @myoneandonlykat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake America after one day.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 28/08/2026
Texas has suspended over 1.2 million voter registrations. Many valid voters in Texas have found their voter registrations were somehow canceled when they checked. Check your registration here and fix it immediately - Texas doesn't always honor provisional ballots cast on election day.
goelect.txelections.civixapps.com
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bay Area friends: A friend found these small kittens behind a gas station and we've been trying to find them a home for almost two months. For now, they live in a small bathroom. Would you consider adopting? They are vaxxed, neutered, and incredibly affectionate. Please help!
Photo of three kittens. Two are orange; one is black. Photo of two orange kittens in a cage.Photos of two orange cats in a shower. Photo of two orange cats, one black, and one dark gray.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @snailchick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Algorithms be crazy
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