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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
before we go cheering about canada, just as we do for the IDF, we’re providing ICE with its weapons
globalnews.ca
‘Fantastic news’: Ford welcomes ICE plan to order Ontario armoured vehicles | Globalnews.ca
Reports emerged this week of U.S. government procurement plans to order 20 Senator vehicles for its ICE officers, a move worth roughly $10 million.
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
scathing, perfect
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I wrote long on "unalive," and on why tech companies prefer us to talk and act like babies johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/un-alive
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
Un-Alive
On neologisms, viruses, and being human
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Zionist defenses of Israel’s actions have exactly the same gotcha-contortionism energy as salty white people coming up with insane hypotheticals in which it would be acceptable for them to say the n-word
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I can't believe people think that using LLMs to write isn't destroying their critical thinking abilities. I'm like 5% dumber just because of spellcheck.
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
KERRI RUSSELL AND SCOTT SPEEDMAN AHHHH AHHHHHHH
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
realizing they won’t get this call tonight is rather heartbreaking
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John Nichols @nicholsuprising.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Every evening, without fail, Pope Francis speaks with priests and parishioners at the Holy Family Catholic Church in Gaza City. He tells them that they are not forgotten and that, as long as he has a voice to cry out for an end to the Israeli assault on Gaza, there is hope for peace and justice.
thenation.com
A Pope Who Prays for Palestine
Pope Francis, who is in daily contact with Gazans, has consistently called for an end to the Israeli assault and for Palestinians and Israelis to be able to live in peace.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 16/04/2025
American exceptionalism is electing a pariah government so repugnant that it tanks the electoral prospects of aligned right wing governments across the entire anglosphere
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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AdiFitri @adifitri.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!
Pencil sketch of the Studio Ghibli character, Porco Rosso with a modified quote from the movie "Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!"
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Imagine being severed and it’s just for band practice???
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Clown meme:
Women are cringe
Empathy is cringe 
I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality 
There's a male loneliness epidemic
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Learn the difference, it could save your life! Accept no substitutions for Irish liberation!!
The Incel American Republican vs The Woke Irish Republican

The Incel American Republican:
-Hoards guns; will never use them
- only drinks bud light and raw milk
- posts transphobic boomer memes all day
- Misogynist
- bootlicker
- thinks wiping his ass is gay
- eats horsepaste 
- shitty, useless slogans like "Make America Great Again"
- Hates minorities and immigrants
- car-brained
- Doesn't wear a mask even during a pandemic
- Queerphobic
- antivax
- “respect muh troops”


The Woke Irish Republican:
- Owns a single ArmaLite AR-18
- > 32 county socialist republic
- knows transphobia is a British lie
- “Women hold up half the sky.”
- Boots used to crush English soldiers
- bidet gang
- "Tiocfaidh ár lá" , 26 + 6 = 1 , “up the 'RA"
- Stands in solidarity with the oppressed around the globe
- lights cars on fire
- Anti-Imperialist
- Wore a mask even before Covid
- Loves Oscar Wilde
- takes lots of shots
- "Free Palestine"
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I could never quit you popcrave
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Righteous Gemstones back and new White Lotus. Happy Double Goggins Day to all who celebrate
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
good morning ontario ! www.elections.on.ca/en.html
Mariah Carey vote or die campaign
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
just to be clear mans basically sold our entire province to the shoppers conglomerate
Doug ford tweeting about his Canada is not for sale as the 51st state
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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 26/02/2025
I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE. Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!? secured.heritage.org/the-heritage... Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
secured.heritage.org
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David Moscrop @davidmoscrop.com · 21/02/2025
Mark Carney will not save us. breachmedia.ca/mark-carney-...
breachmedia.ca
Mark Carney says he’s a pragmatic outsider—but he’s a banker selling yesterday’s failed ideas ⋆ The Breach
The Liberal leadership frontrunner is promising ‘change without change,’ with austerity, greenwashing, and more corporate handouts
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
🇨🇦❤️‍🔥🖕🥹🏆
Le Phryge in the cockpit of a plane
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
going about my day thinking about the best thing the Beaverton has ever written (imho)
thebeaverton.com
Thousands of Quebec women gather at vigil for discontinued “Bold Burgundy #188” - The Beaverton
MONTREAL — Thousands of women gathered in downtown Montreal today to mourn the loss of legendary Féria hair colour, “Bold Burgundy #188”. The candlelight vigil, organized by local salon owner Simone P...
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Just put on snow pants to clear the furnace exhaust how’s YOUR weekend?
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
my 🇨🇦 ass instantly recognizing the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on #severance
Leo DiCaprio pointing at a tv holding a crispy blue light
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
need a white lotus equivalent miniseries for this
vulture.com
Yesterday, Tomorrow, and Banished Forever
After waiting over a decade to get in, the Andersons were kicked out of Disneyland’s most exclusive club. They would not go willingly.
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imbobswaget.bsky.social @imbobswaget.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
in vancouver if you wear an item of clothing that’s even remotely fun or cool ken sim will kill you
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Nah these tariffs got me riled up. Even if he pulls back I’m still not visiting ur little dumbass country for at least 4 years
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
mkay I went in thinking how bad could Gascon's tweets possibly be? And they are worse than I could EVER IMAGINE OH MY GOD
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
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Defector @defector.com · 21/01/2025
It’s day one, again:
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It's Day One, Again | Defector
I am so embarrassed of myself, constantly.  My memories of the person I’ve been fuse into a rat king caricature version of myself—someone way too loud, way too presumptuous, with no idea how little…
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
holding space for learning that the magic school bus theme was performed by Little Richard
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
god what a loss. simply can’t picture the state of American art without him. a true genius.
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
what are the very very slim chances that zuck's wife is leaving him...?
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André Picard @picardonhealth @picardonhealth.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The casual violence inflicted by car culture deserves as much attention as vehicular terrorism, by @picardonhealth.bsky.social www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti... via @theglobeandmail.com
theglobeandmail.com
Opinion: The casual violence inflicted by car culture
The New Orleans attack reminds us that vehicles are increasingly being used as weapons. But what about the environmental damage, destruction of cities, and more?
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Hoping in the wake of JT's resignation, the Liberal party finally appoints a True Hater as leader. Its what this country needs
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
“Every $1,300 New York invested in building bike-lanes in 2015 provided benefits equivalent to 1 additional year of life at full health over the lifetime of all city residents, according to a new economic assessment.” Bike-lanes are a sound public health investment. www.reuters.com/article/busi...
People riding in a separated bike-lane
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Consultants are the chiropractors of bureaucracy. No I don’t feel like elaborating ty
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Ariel Troster @arieltroster.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
1. Anyone can fall on hard times and end up homeless. Anyone. 2. Taxes are supposed to provide a social safety net. Not GoFundMe. 3. It’s ABSURD that MPP salaries have been frozen since 2008 and they get no pension. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
This former MPP never imagined he'd be homeless. Then politicians of all backgrounds rallied to help | CBC News
Lorenzo Berardinetti spent three decades serving the people of Scarborough in suburban Toronto as a politician, but has now spent more than a year living without a home after falling on hard times. Lo...
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
“A car-choked capital is transforming before our eyes, the dream of urbanites around the world who are eager to reassess the automobile’s dominant role in the city. The question posed by [Paris] transcends the daily debate over bicycles & cars. It is nothing less than this: Who is the city for?”
slate.com
How Paris Pulled Off What New York and London Can Only Dream About
One parking structure pivoted to growing mushrooms and endives.
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
My (older) colleagues and I were bonding over how we didn’t recognize so many new Internet celebs these days and then they said they didn’t know what Dua Lipa looked like 😭😭
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Defector @defector.com · 02/01/2025
"On New Year's Eve, researchers confirmed that J61 had died. And on Jan. 1, researchers learned that Tahlequah was once again carrying her calf's body, just as she did in 2018." defector.com/tahlequah-gr...
defector.com
Tahlequah Grieves Again | Defector
In 2018, the orca Tahlequah, or J35, made headlines for her tour of grief, in which she carried the dead body of her calf for 17 days. The baby, which lived only for half an hour, was female. At the t...
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 24/12/2024
The chart Spotify doesn't want you to see.
Chart of platform, plays per stream, and streams to get to $1,000:

Tidal	$0.013 -	76,924
Apple Music	$0.01 -	100,000
Amazon Music	$0.004	- 250,000
Spotify	$0.0032 -	312,500
Youtube Music	$0.008 -	125,000
Pandora	$0.0013	- 769,231
Deezer	$0.0064 -	156,250
Qobuz	$0.043 -	23,255
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Nora Loreto @nolore.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Here is my latest: The Life and Death of Canadian Small Towns. Or, how small towns cannot survive neoliberal capitalism. noraloreto.substack.com/p/the-life-a...
noraloreto.substack.com
The life and death of the Canadian small town
Neoliberal capitalism isn't compatible with small and rural communities. At some point, we either face that fact or we simply let them all die.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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snail baby @snailbaby.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Obsessed with the tabloids I saw in New Zealand that aim to cover the most batshit local stories because they don’t really have celeb culture there
Tabloid Magazine that’s life! cover with various strange sub headlines across the page
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 10/12/2024
“Why is Toronto traffic so terrible?” wonders man in car
thebeaverton.com
"Why is Toronto traffic so terrible?" wonders man in car
TORONTO – Reports from this morning rush hour suggest that people who drive everywhere continue to wonder why Toronto traffic is so bad. “I don’t understand it,” said Lloyd Travers. “Every day I drive...
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If you want to open only the most interesting and artisanal tabs today, we’ve got the annual Businessweek Jealousy List, full of all the pieces from this year that we wish were our own. Gift link! www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
bloomberg.com
The Stories We Most Admired in 2024: Businessweek’s Jealousy List
The stories we admired most this year.
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