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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026

Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 19/09/2026

I like this idea. If someone could organize people with paid PTO to schedule a rolling rotation of days off for months, there would be a productivity hit that corporations might feel.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 19/09/2026

I think about this a lot. Americans have basically no social safety nets, at-will employment laws, health insurance tied to employment, and relatively low PTO. It’s never going to be European-style strikes here.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 01/09/2026

I’m sure Jenna Bush is a lovely person, but it’s a nah for me.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 04/08/2026

Hypothetical question from my teen: Could you + 40 people eat all the food in an American grocery store in one year? (The food never goes bad.)

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

How it feels to eat food in 2026 America

Spike from the anime cowboy bebop lighting up a cigarette while saying "whatever happens, happens."

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 24/07/2026

Is it wrong to want to write a book out of spite?!

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 18/07/2026

I am radicalized more every day in this freaking country. Try getting a medical service on short notice or go to the grocery store to pay $9 for lunchmeat. When will we have had enough?!?

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 12/07/2026

I mean, the upside of living in a gerontocracy is that, statistically speaking, the clock is ticking on all of them.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 12/07/2026

What’s a good funny movie to stream on the usual platforms right now?

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 11/07/2026

Real question: Is there any ethical obligation on the healthcare workers to confirm if he’s dead? Aren’t death records public?

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 07/07/2026

Even before today’s news, a demoralizing part of a candidate like Platner is we know there are probably half dozen more suitable women candidates, yet we perpetually hold our noses and bend over backwards to make excuses for mediocre men. WHYYYYYY

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 28/06/2026

Seems implausible, yet commercial flights in this country somehow continue to get more miserable.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 29/05/2026

Me, dumping MiraLAX in my coffee: “Iocaine powder! Odorless, tasteless, undetectable in liquid. One of the more deadly poisons known to man.”

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 22/05/2026

This could be us, but non-white people might enjoy looking at them, so probably not.

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Greater Lafayette Indivisible ❌ 👑 @lafayetteindivisible.com · 09/05/2026

@hoosiersrise.bsky.social @hoosier-jezebel.bsky.social @hoosleft.us @robertlandrumjr.bsky.social Also, you don't have to live in #Indiana to donate to this. But you might need to know that the #Indy 500 happens in late May, so donate NOW. 🙏 @demsabroad.bsky.social

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 10/05/2026

Mother’s Day thought experiment: What if Jesus had been depicted as a woman? Would western society be 40% less misogynistic? Or would Christianity be relegated to a niche religion because of it? Hmm.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 07/05/2026

I would like to file a complaint that I am putting on a puffy jacket to walk my dogs IN MAY.

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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

The arc of the moral universe appears to be on a bit of a detour at the moment.

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Anton @anton.beauty · 27/04/2026

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 11/04/2026

Me, listing off the various large grifts going on in govt to my boomer mom. Mom: I don’t understand this *moon business* either. What was the point of THAT?! There’s nothing on it.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/04/2026

Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

"trans ideology is a sickness." [reads the news] "people's personal affairs are none of our business and we should talk about immigration"

A screenshot of two tweets by Representative Nancy Mace.

The first, published at 8:02AM today, reads: "To anyone celebrating "Trans Day of Visibility" today, we sincerely hope you get the help you need."

The second, published at 9:06 AM reads: "The media wants to talk about Bryon and Kristi Noem's personal drama and indiscretions. I want to talk about who is getting deported, who got paid, and who's stealing from taxpayers.

Different priorities. Let's focus on what matters."

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Deb Mac @aninchisacinch.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Indianapolis

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

The Jetsons lied to us

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 25/03/2026

I’ll be saying this on my deathbed.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 17/03/2026

This country feels so willfully stupid. Hard to see a way out when everything is just so… dumb.

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jason r. totten @ottoflux.com · 15/03/2026

i love people. most governments not so much. you can differentiate. it’s not complicated.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 15/03/2026

Okay, at this point the jeans thing is on purpose. This is beyond coincidence. What on EARTH.

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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 10/03/2026

Oh good. Pentagon announcement later this morning. I’m sure it will be chill and normal.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 06/03/2026

In petty news, I just did a reply-all to an email I was a bcc on. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I think it’s Friday beer time.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 04/03/2026

Obviously KKKristi Noem is a POS, but I’d also like to see them just once not tie a woman to the stake like a goat for the velociraptors to eat. Can a man EVER take a shred of accountability?!

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 04/03/2026

My dogs were intrigued to find what appeared to be a Canadian goose’s leg on our walk. I’m trying to figure out what could do that. Probably not a hawk or eagle, right? Must’ve been a coyote or maybe a fox? Seems like that would’ve been… noisy.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 04/03/2026