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theo 🌱

@smuttybabayaga.bsky.social
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 they/she | 31 | enby | bi | polyam | auDHDer anarcho-communist. TERFs & SWERFs can fuck off. indie games/ttrpgs, critters, plants, folklore & my cat bring me joy. always yearning for something or another.

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theo 🌱 @smuttybabayaga.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
TIL that middle/high school kids still play Spoon Assassin. Wild.
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Sin 🌹 @gothgirl.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Reskeet to yearn.
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
Metal Sonic, man of Principles
Mike the Hedgehog (Metal Sonic in a mobian disguise, wearing jet-black sunglasses with his red eyes showing through), looks over his shoulder at the viewer in one panel. 

He's saying, "No, Sonic. When I said that I'm done being a monster,"

"I meant it."

Whereas in the second panel we see Sonic standing some distance behind Metal with both of their backs turned to the viewer, as Metal returns a shopping cart to its rightful place.

Sonic replies in another speech bubble,

"...you know that only really counts when no one is looking, right?"

Metal: "I don't exactly see a 'somebody' around here."

Sonic: "--Sorry i frickin asked goddamn" [text slightly cropped off the screen]
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theo 🌱 @smuttybabayaga.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song
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Chris P. Wolf 🛸 Mostly Offline @chrispwolf.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Got an amazing thread of recs here for anyone else looking!
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🌱🌷🌼 pallas, rejoicing 🌼🌷🌱 @proserpina.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
“tits or ass” bro her entirety. the part is incomplete without the whole. there is no light without darkness, no ending without beginning, no coin with only one side. if you truly loved her you would love all of her. there is no dichotomy in nature.
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Anonsee Storyweaver 🕸️ @anons.ee · 21/03/2024
HEY CRACKERS! DOLL IN THE TRANSFEMME USAGE COMES FROM BLACK TRANSFEMMES. EMPTY YOUR SPACES ALL YOU FUCKIN WANT BUT THE BLACK USAGE PREDATES EMPTY SPACES BY LITERAL DECADES. STOP TRYING TO ERASE BLACK TRANS HISTORY JUST BC YOU IGNORANT AND WHITE
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Looking to be around $300+ just for replacing the wiring of the house to get electricity going again. The bathrooms and general house need a lot of maintenance and repainting. Please boost! Any help is so appreciated 🖤 $jesstreez | $zoetreez Venmo: @jessica-treefairy
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 21/03/2024
it annoys me when people act like alt text is for "real posts" and not for shitposts, alt text is even more important on shitposts sometimes where often humor is all about a certain context that can be easily missed
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theo 🌱 @smuttybabayaga.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Reskeet with a saved image on how your day is going
Image of racoons using a computer mouse/keyboard, cell phones, and media player.
Text: ME CONSUMING 5 DIFFERENT FORMS OF MEDIA AT ONCE TO PREVENT THE CHANCE OF A THOUGHT OCCURING.
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Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel) @nicomaramckay.com · 21/03/2024
Bluesky has a setting one can enable to automatically receive a reminder to add alt text to images. Having the capacity to use alt text and deciding not to is a deliberate choice. There are bots that will fetch alt text and a feed (Alt4Me) for users with their own accessibility needs. (nofeed)
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theo 🌱 @smuttybabayaga.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
sucks that if I want to try dating again I have to like, go back on dating apps and be vulnerable with brand new people and shit
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
me, the sequel
A knight in armor; the first panel says “me thinking my mood is stabilized,” the second shows an arrow through the visor labeled “depression”
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They-Ra @xanindigo.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
I’m predicting now that in the future, there’s a chance the 21st century could become not a dark age but a gray age. An era where we have limited historical information not because of a lack of records, but because of an overwhelming abundance of fake or untrustworthy records.
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theo 🌱 @smuttybabayaga.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
No cheating! Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist; who is it? this counts
A picture of Godzilla. Tweet text reads: "This guy didn't win an Oscar until he was 70- years-old and had starred in 38 movies. Never stop following your dreams."
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Please if you have any means to spare or help us, it is much appreciated! All the money we raised was to pay off an evil woman trying to steal this from us. Now we’re here in Alabama and trying to make this place livable for my family $jesstreez | $zoetreez Venmo: @jessica-treefairy
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
So we’ve found out that there is no power because someone came and stole all the copper wires on the property 🫥 Fixing the house has just got a lot harder
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 19/03/2024
if your injection site is always itching and you feel kinda shitty or fevery after your injections youre likely allergic to the oil in your estradiol and need to switch
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 19/03/2024
a morning snail considers the next steps
Snail and stairs in the morning
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/03/2024
“In order to determine whether it was inappropriate for a former president to keep classified nuclear documents in a bathroom, we must show those documents to a dozen people without security clearances” great jury instructions, no - well, perhaps, a few notes
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
It's such an act of trust when another trans person tells me their deadname, but also GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT OF MY BRAIN! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE THAT IN THERE!
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Mare Pan @paarsec.com · 17/03/2024
No cheating! Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist; who is it? Ah SHIT, I’m screwed
Picture of David Lynch
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theo 🌱 @smuttybabayaga.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
- very high - annoyingly horny - can't sleep b/c I'm high and horny - agreed to wake up early to go to the farmers market - fuck
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FREE THEM ALL!! 🇵🇸 @djmuel.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
everybody should watch red planet - especially the episode with @bennie.gay on it!
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theo 🌱 @smuttybabayaga.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
No cheating! Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist; who is it? this counts
A picture of Godzilla. Tweet text reads: "This guy didn't win an Oscar until he was 70- years-old and had starred in 38 movies. Never stop following your dreams."
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theo 🌱 @smuttybabayaga.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
i'm ⚪ single ⚪ taken 🔘 polyamorous
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theo 🌱 @smuttybabayaga.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
The newest addition to the plant family. Look at him. He is so smol and I love him 🐶
A very small round handmade clay pot housing a tiny succulent, with a penny next to it for size reference (it's a little bit wider than the penny but not by much). The pot has a little dog face with floppy dog ears.
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
literally me
a ghostly woman in a gown. text overlay says “do not engage with me i am better as a concept”
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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦖 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Itty bitty protomammal footprints from the Early Jurassic, when what’s now Utah was covered in vast dune fields. The creatures that left these tracks would have looked like weasel puppies.
Riley pointing to a small, four-clawed track left by a protomammal on dark stone
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theo 🌱 @smuttybabayaga.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
idk if I'll ever own a pet snake, but if I do, it will absolutely be a hognose because they are the epitome of "just a little guy"
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theo 🌱 @smuttybabayaga.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
yup, this tracks
My Nonmonogomy Compass Test results.
My dot is located in the "polycule slutcloud" box at the very bottom (doesn't limit others) and almost all the way to the left (interested in many).
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
Support trans writers and stock up for the #TransRightsReadathon! Dozens of excellent books by trans authors below.
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