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Nick

@smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social
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Northwest Indiana and goddamn proud of it. Biracial, bisexual, bibliophile. Pro wrestling, records, and bourbon. Nerds out about horror, gaming, and 70s cinema. Dog (and horse!) dad and husband to @libbiye.bsky.social.

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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 14h
I hope the guy in our tiny suburban neighborhood in our tiny suburban town with a loud, obnoxious motorcycle never knows a day of mental peace in his life. I hope the time he spends on his stupid little crotch rocket are the only times his brain isn't screaming at him.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 06/10/2026
Tuesday Night Football is BACK!🎉 Southern Miss @ Troy 8pm ET on ESPN2 😤It's the #FunBelt, foo'!😤
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15h
Gang rape, which I do not support, and snorting ketamine off the bodies of naked incapacitated teenagers, which I also do not support, is very mild compared to what the M$DNC shitlibs did to Donald Trump, who I also do not support. by Glen Greenwald
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 16h
extreme GTA 4 voice: LIBERTY CITY HARDCORE LIBERTY CITY HARDCORE
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Ben @bentenuto.eurosky.social · 17h
My man will start searching his home for hidden cameras straight away when he reads this...
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 17h
So, I absolutely 100% believe that the Confederacy should have been prosecuted appropriately and shunned from returning to the US citizenry, but I don't think that goes far enough. Go after their supporters too. I feel exactly the same about MAGA.
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 17h
Honestly, fuck Joe Mixon anyway. Shouldn't even be in the league.
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Source: Seahawks decide not to sign RB Joe Mixon after physical
The Seahawks decided not to sign veteran running back Joe Mixon to their practice squad after he underwent a physical, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 17h
you can have a little forever presidency, as a treat
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 17h
tired: HBK losing his smile wired:
Joe Davis is day to day with a lost voice
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 19h
If I do anything with the AC in my car, I have to have my GPS completely blocked until the dialogue box kills off, which is super helpful on the interstate or in busy traffic
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 20h
I have gone years trying to excise this from my brain. Legitimately one of the worst movies ever made.
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 20h
Seeing the Brewers and Rays being described as "teams who play the game the right way instead of just listening to computers" is further proof that analytics just means "things I don't like" and that people have somehow gotten dumber about this stuff over the last decade
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
so far this postseason: - Teams to score first are 13-4 - Teams to out-homer opponents are 10-3 (30-5 in ‘25 PS) - 46.6% of runs have been scored via HR (was 40.5% in ’26 RS, 45.4% in '25 PS)
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i like to imagine azealia banks wrote that caption
wikipedia page for weimaraner dog breed with caption of picture reading
Short-haired bitch, two years old
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You could say they really shaved the price on that bedroom set.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, one of my best argument against the electoral college is that it actually provides perverse incentives to presidents to ignore states they’re not going to win. Of course, Trump takes “perverse” to unhinged extremes.
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is honestly true for any Jack Ryan movie. No one who works in the intelligence field as an analyst is doing ANYTHING that cool.
The Hunt for Red October
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry. This is true
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't explain why, but "Tufted Titmouse Surrounded by Fall" sounds like a Fleet Foxes track.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Outsourcing your hobby or pasttime is the ultimate sad person behavior. That's a level of depression I can't comprehend. You can't find joy in any damn thing at that point.
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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 05/10/2026
network is TBD because everyone realizes there's no need to air this on television
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Move over, Beto Sex Tweet. Jesus Is A Mustang is here.
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finally, my dreams of putting Lenoir-Rhyne and Valpo on the same football ballot are realized.
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't know how and morally hollow and bereft you have to be to even think these things, let alone say them. To then say them as a woman AND a sexual assault survivor? The entire conservative talking head class could vanish from existence and never be missed, even by their own families.
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riolu aka riolu @wife.girl-mech.bond · 05/10/2026
Harry Potter fans when you're trans and want rights
A picture of Prince Philip with no nose or eyes. The Fallout 4 heads up display is overlaying the photo and Prince Philip is attributed dialogue saying, "what's the matter smooth skin, never seen a ghoul before?"
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
how are Rage Against the Machine still managing to shock people with their politics that band is 35 years old. are people shocked that woody guthrie was a leftist too? going on god’s own internet all ‘you’ll never believe what i just learned about karl marx’?
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You aren't clever or different for shitting on Tarantino and Scorsese.
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
blake snell is like if meth was a baseball player
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Group effort with my brothers and Nintendo Power but we did it.
Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 05/10/2026
Sam Altman “should accept some bad things happening” for the benefit of throwing Sam Altman in prison and regulating his company out of existence.
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@quadcitypat.bsky.social re: your post about Pearl Harbor: In theaters. I was there. That movie lasts forever. It's not TERRIBLE when you're at home and can break it up, but in the cinema? WOOF.
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Col. Leslie "Hap" Hapablap @colhapablap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Steve Shields honoring Gerry Cheevers
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bring back goalie masks that look like that.
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Charlie Day's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy
ALT: Charlie Day's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 28/09/2026
it remains very funny to us that the local broadcast partners for the kraken are KING and KONG like cmon be fr
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cubs legend!
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whenever I see a current or former university president in the news for sexual misconduct, I think of this chart from 2015. (ABC seems to have pulled down the original Five Thirty Eight article, but here’s a Feministing blog about it.)
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Chart of the Day: College presidents think rape is only a problem at other schools
According to Inside Higher Ed’s annual survey, US college and university presidents demonstrate some very wishful thinking when it comes to sexual assault. While about a third believe that it is preva...
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Mal-coal miner's ghost @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
image of the pro wrestler Thekla, a perfect chaos goblin who has never done anything wrong to anyone ever in her entire life, with a speech bubble edited in to look like she's saying the below quote post
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
White Sox, you are blessed by the Holy Father Pope Bob and you’re the only team that can stop the heathens from Wisconsin. Please do it.
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is really it, isn't it? Dating means getting your hopes up and being sad a lot of the time. That's true for most things in life. Blaming an entire gender for that is mentally broken.
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Chris A. 🎃 @letseatnachos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
saying this as a guy with a beard: there's nothing wrong with having a beard and frankly many of us simply look better with them, but guys who make having a beard a load bearing part of their identity to the point where it's in theit social media handles are almost universally like this
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't imagine what it's like to hate women this much. @libbiye.bsky.social being in the equestrian world means I'm around hilarious, kind, intelligent women on a regular basis and I don't know how your brain can be so broken that you'd want to deprive yourself of that.
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Northboro, Iowa Pop: 56 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northboro,_Io… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c…
picture of Northboro, Iowapicture of Northboro, Iowapicture of Northboro, Iowa
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want every NL series to go the maximum so that whoever gets them from the AL has an absolutely exhausted opponent. I don't want a single NL team left to win.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like a beluga whale pitching Bitcoin
Elon Musk, douchy and doughy and pale
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
front cover of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/07/2026
logging on
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey Chicago friends... this is probably a longshot but I have a friend who found a cat that had just given birth to kittens and he's been able to find homes for the kittens but he's looking for somebody to adopt the mom who is fairly aggressive. If you'd be willing to take on a project hit me up.
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Nick @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this album has shown up before and it's lovely. worth a share.
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