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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I can’t believe I’m going to see Brandi Carlile this weekend in real life. My bucket list concert wish. I may melt into a human puddle. The way this has come about is bonkers.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14/09/2026

We are not going to get out of the fascism problem by accepting just enough fascism to turn the heads of the fascism-curious.

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Just heard Rhys Darby say he was out of work for several months, what a crime. I think he should get a show like Undercover Boss but it’s Undercover Rhys, where he has to come to work w/us and pretend he knows what he’s doing while he helps us with the daily grind. I think it he’d try his hardest! 😂

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Cleaning out the garage and found a box of ancient relics! Feel free to tag yourself. 😂

A giant plastic bin is filled to the brim with 1990s-2000s VHS tapes. Some are store bought, some recorded at home. Visible titles include store-bought: Romeo + Juliet, Rushmore, Center Stage, MST3K, Jeff Buckley Live, You’ve Got Mail, Trojan War, Unbreakable, Still Breathing, Office Space. Homemade labels include Much Ado About Nothing, Scream 2, MTV 1981-1995, Wayne’s World, and MST3K: Future War.

Side view of a giant plastic bin filled to the brim with 1990s-2000s VHS tapes. Some titles visible through the side of the bin include: Josie & the Pussycats, Sixteen Candles, You’ve Got Mail, and Benny & Joon.

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Connor Ewing @cmewing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This is a picture of two women from the Vernon Cadet Training Centre, which holds summer programming for 12-18 year olds to develop skills on the way to adulthood. Unlike Secretary Hegseth, they do not deserve contempt or ridicule.

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Name five albums that helped shape you: 1) When the Pawn - Fiona Apple 2) Grace - Jeff Buckley 3) Wilson Phillips - Wilson Phillips 4) XO - Elliott Smith 5) the record - boygenius

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It is unconscionable that Dolly Parton should die before So Many Other People 🤨😭

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

not to be confused with quesadilla

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I turned to my spouse after the foot touch and said, “I’m gonna get REAL weird about this.”

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I’m always worried my kids will need to make a diorama for school, but the one time they did, the school gave them a box! I just feel like I made a lot more dioramas, but also we didn’t have powerpoint back then.

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hear me out, like a 2000s water bra but with helium I refill every day to try and crane lift these behemoths 😩

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Have just discovered that Palantir CEO is Taika Waititi’s Wario

Photos of Alex Karp, CEO of Big Bad Palantir Technologies

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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

It's important to do what's Sam's doing here and parsing the law & Constitution, but we must keep in view the forest: This is a huge advance in the US's transition into a presidential dictatorship. It gives the dictator effective authority to cancel laws by firing those tasked with enforcing them.

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Directing Graham Platner’s campaign

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Every website when I’ve clicked “Remember this device” and try to log in again

Blue fish Dory from Finding Nemo staring blankly and remembering nothing from the past 5 minutes.

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I hope all your dogs and cats and tender human hearts are ok.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Every time I see the word USMNT I think oh yes, the United States Mutant Ninja Turtles of course

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 04/07/2026

[person who has never seen soccer before] “oh no is that guy hurt?”

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Whut How much money does it take to give an award. To a book.

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Oh my god he says it was DEPRESSION????

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Stede, Jim, Pete, and Frenchie.

A black and white cartoon by Will Santino. A pirate captain pokes his head in a doorway to an inner cabin, where 3 pirates sit at a table examining a paper. Caption: “I know I'm not the right fit for the mutiny, being your captain, but I kind of hate feeling let out."

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Can anybody recommend a workout of like all your muscles have atrophied and it hurts to bend and you’re like a sickly Victorian child with a wasting disease? I just need a tiny bit of core strength back at a time.

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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

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JK ✨️ @jkmakes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Image: close up photo of some of those ridiculous fake columns on those weird white buildings at the fair thing happening in DC. The underside of these column things that don't reach the ground have ad hoc bits of lumber propping them up from below, suggesting they're as unstable as they look.

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I love Kid Mayor as much as I will allow myself to love a politician.

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Wish I was a member of the Mysterious Leg Bruises Club, but no I am always keenly aware where they came from bc I ran into the fucking table again

A cartoon of sexy yellow legs in pink heels and a skirt. The yellow legs have big purple bruises on them. Caption: me with my mysterious leg bruises all summer

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The White House didn’t know Swamp Thing is an ally.

Swamp thing is waving a rainbow flag while saying “tell Donald. I want him to know it was me” in the manner of Olenna Tyrell from Game of Thrones.

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It’s a mood ring and we are all ≋S≋T≋R≋E≋S≋S≋E≋D≋

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Times are tough, might have to downgrade from LGBTQIA+ to LGBTQIA with ads

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Once again, a better metaphor than I could ever think up 😂😂😂

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Rad, can’t wait to find out the many ways I will benefit from this technology 🙄

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

This was the best birthday present ever, TY universe

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Hello pocket friends. Saw this and thought of us 😌

A photo of a tambourine in a shampoo caddy hanging in a shower with the caption: just in case Stevie nicks pops up on shuffle

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 11/05/2026

watching every breath that you take? it wasn’t me watching every step that you take? it wasn’t me

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Alma gives the left one to Doug

A photo of personalized keychains for sale. One says “#1 Dad” and the other just says “Dad”

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Halloween costume inspo bc I have all of this in my garage right now.

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I learned a very valuable lesson today and I just want to share it in brief: never microwave yak cheese.

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Staring at the “ARE YOU SAFE AT HOME” leaflet in 4 languages on the door at my gynecologist while they blast “Push” by Matchbox 20 is a weird feeling.

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caitlin rose boyle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 07/04/2026

my whole feed today

those horrible we like tha moon guys. i’m really dating myself with this one

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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Everyone celebrating Pam Bondi’s firing is ignoring that it was bc she didn’t go after Trump’s enemies hard enough and he is going to appoint someone worse whom congress will immediately confirm... Can we not do victory laps

A meme of a pencil-drawn nondescript person holding a stick poking the seal of the United States Congress. Person is saying, “C’mon, do something…”

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