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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thanks, y'all, they offered me the job!
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have an interview for a per diem position that would reduce my commute by about 90 minutes per day. Please cross your appendages for me.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I keep getting spam emails that are just my government name and the words "failure notice" which feels just a little too on the nose.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Please treat your earballs to this brilliant podfic. Lindie is the GOAT and this whole podfic is just so FREAKING GOOD and I have been laughing for ten minutes about one particular section.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lindie’s podfic is just so freaking lovely!
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Prescriptivism is so 2006.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
FOUND in a drawer at the library
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Folks who have read Love in the Place of Cholera may remember that it’s based on a true story. The lovey in question has gone missing AGAIN 😭😭😭
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I go offline for 72 hours and return to Celtic Izzy discourse someone better get that man and his unicorn leg into a Riverdance costume STAT
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
2008 it is Cold in Saskatchewan but Hockey fans know something’s Hot on the ice. Rozanov, Hollander Two rival captains and Russia won this year but Won’t do it twice
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The "Find Your" app has never once been correct about the location of the thing. I used it 2 days ago to try to find my AirPods. It told me they were at school (they were not). This AM, when I found them in my gym bag, my phone was like HEY BOSS WE FOUND THEM. Yes. They are in my hand. Thank you.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Shane fucking Hollander Captain for Montreal Outed by Hayden, he Loses his team Transfers to Ottawa (Captained by Ilya) Plays with his husband he’s Living the dream
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Little double dactyl for you this morning: Higgedly piggeldy Ilya Rozanov, Center for Boston and Bringer of pain Came to the cottage and Transferred to Ottawa Got into therapy Did it for Shane
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ok idk if you all knew this (you all knew this) but @kninjaknitter.bsky.social is a goddamn magician: on.soundcloud.com/oZKTbQggoYB3...
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6. here at the end of all things by nomadsland
to see the CW in the written work; https://archiveofourown.org/works/86539701/chapters/237371311#main
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No, Google Docs, when I wrote "coming his brains out" I did not mean "coming to his senses." I meant the opposite, actually.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Consider donating if you can! I’ve been going when I’m eligible and my local Red Cross makes it as pleasant as possible. You get snacks after!
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/06/2024
Despite what you might have heard, Paul Bunyan doesn’t just eat a thousand flapjacks for his breakfast or cut down a dozen trees in a single chop. He also lays back and gets sucked off by tornadoes to completion
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s my birthday! Please share something you love about where you live (broadly defined! house, neighborhood, city, region, whatever!)
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Mine is giving Beach Condo, as befitting a very damp star chart.
screenshot of a pantone color star chart. Cancer Sun is moonlit shell, hex code #B8C8D6. Pisces Moon is Deep Mermaid, hex code #4E7F96. Pisces Rising is Foam Aura, #87C8C5. Leo Venus is Velvet Apricot, #F29A62
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Me: I think this fic will be 30K MAX Also Me: 🤡
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
There’s a JW convention on campus this week and I’m enjoying listening to gay podfic while driving around looking for a parking spot
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
No higher form of praise
AO3 bookmark screenshot that reads: 

Bookmark Collections: screaming shitting going feral
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The first night my now-wife and I ever held hands, it was after a VERY late evening at Ray’s Happy Birthday Karaoke Bar in south Philly. She hates karaoke and agreed to sing one song with me, which was my first clue she might like me. 1/3
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ch 3 of "here at the end of all things" is up (Heated Rivalry fandom). Come for the afterparty, stay for the after-afterparty 😏 archiveofourown.org/works/865397...
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here at the end of all things - Chapter 3 - nomadsland - Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
New Heated Rivalry headcanon: Shane “take your shoes off” Hollander is definitely fastidious about anal hygiene. A teammate walks in on him douching before a Boston game. Shane says it’s a wellness thing - “better energy, more focus, you know?” So that’s how the Metros start douching before games.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Yes, thank you, autocorrect, that is exactly what I meant
Screenshot of google doc that reads “Ilya doesn't answer, just takes Shane's hand and laces their fritters together.”
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Lindie always takes such good care with my words but this chapter is something special 💕
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ch2 is up! archiveofourown.org/works/865397...
archiveofourown.org
here at the end of all things - Chapter 2 - nomadsland - Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Shout out to the kid at the neighborhood pool yesterday who, when asked by his aunt, “How is it?” responded “Bad!!!!” and wrapped himself in a towel with his teeth chattering.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I can’t tell if I miss roller derby or I miss the period of my life where I had no responsibilities and could devote 15 hours a week to a super intense hobby.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We are at the beach with my extrovert child and she has adopted herself into another family with two girls her age and another kid from a third family and they’re all burying the dad in the sand.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Anyway this is what I’m working on archiveofourown.org/works/865397...
archiveofourown.org
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Who's got two thumbs and went into a fugue state and wrote 5,000 words today? This fuckin guy.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Good news some of them arrived and I looked & felt cute as hell today
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Skyline chili is fantastic but you will never catch me ordering a 3-way because they overcook their noodles to death.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy pride to the gay ppl who live in my phone!
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Bought some clothes while the gender pendulum was at the top of its arc and by the time they get here I know it will have swung back in the other direction
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
God, I’ve read so many (extremely popular!) fanfics in the past month or so that all use “It’s not X. Not Y. Just Z” as well as “It’s X in the way that X’ is when Y” and at some point it stops being a coincidence, you know?
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Recently my child has been petting my hair and murmuring “good baby boy” shortly before she falls asleep. Kids are weird.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Still the thing I’m most proud of writing 💖
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I feel like this semester extinguished any creative spark I had. I want to write fiction (fan- or otherwise) but the words just aren't there.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
🦀 ❤️
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Thinking about the UChicago scav hunt & the lore of the kid who built a nuclear reactor in his dorm room & I just think that Stede Bonnet
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
A New Yorker cartoon. A woman is sitting in bed with her laptop in her lap. The caption reads, “I just feel like a failure if I don’t achieve a milestone of human creativity in the 15 minutes, I have to myself each day.“
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
After a year of being asked, "Oh, you're here for [Kid Who Isn't My Kid But Also Has Two Moms]?" at school pickup, I finally snapped, "Nope, I'm a different lesbian."
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Having a real rough one today. Oof.
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I thought the indoor waterpark was my sensory nightmare but I had never been to an indoor trampoline/ninja obstacle park
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Who needs therapy when you could write 10-20 words in a private discord server 1-2 times per calendar month?
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It took me a while before I noticed Buttons’s legs in the background but they’re my very favorite Easter egg
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Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My day at work has been absolutely farcical to the point I am wondering if I am being punk’d.
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