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Amanda the Coward! The artist formerly known as a dancing Ron Swanson gif. Here for pirates 🏴‍☠🍊 Tender as hell! 🩷💜💙📝🫖🦄🧶🦙 | Trans rights are human rights. | She/her | 40s

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Alex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[greg davies voice]
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gorgeous, stupendous, wonderful, amazing, incredible
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The morning after he passed, his partner told me he had gotten them tickets for her birthday to see Brandi Carlile and asked if I’d come and go with her. 🥹😭
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My little brother passed away 4 weeks ago. I’ve been a bit heartbroken and not as much on social media. He was only 41 and had terminal cancer from burn pits in Afghanistan.
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can’t believe I’m going to see Brandi Carlile this weekend in real life. My bucket list concert wish. I may melt into a human puddle. The way this has come about is bonkers.
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Even disregarding her horrendous cuntiness, why would we want to watch what looks like a shot-for-shot remake of movies still in heavy rotation? Yawn
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14/09/2026
We are not going to get out of the fascism problem by accepting just enough fascism to turn the heads of the fascism-curious.
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ahhh amazing that you got to go! 🤩
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just heard Rhys Darby say he was out of work for several months, what a crime. I think he should get a show like Undercover Boss but it’s Undercover Rhys, where he has to come to work w/us and pretend he knows what he’s doing while he helps us with the daily grind. I think it he’d try his hardest! 😂
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It is so weird when you expect to be moving waterwise!!! It can last quite a while.
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I really want to get an adapter so I can see what’s on that. It was probably some “one year per hour” video fest lol. MY CHILDHOOD
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Theeeee best “Were you in the shit?”
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Huge grains of salt on the rim!
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I will always have a copy of that movie, it was one of my mom’s favorites. 🩵
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I mean 20-something years later and my family still says DUJOUR MEANS SEATBELTS when we get in the car.
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The best version imho
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yesss it’s the Branagh version
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I still love that movie unironically
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cleaning out the garage and found a box of ancient relics! Feel free to tag yourself. 😂
A giant plastic bin is filled to the brim with 1990s-2000s VHS tapes. Some are store bought, some recorded at home. Visible titles include store-bought: Romeo + Juliet, Rushmore, Center Stage, MST3K, Jeff Buckley Live, You’ve Got Mail, Trojan War, Unbreakable, Still Breathing, Office Space. Homemade labels include Much Ado About Nothing, Scream 2, MTV 1981-1995, Wayne’s World, and MST3K: Future War. Side view of a giant plastic bin filled to the brim with 1990s-2000s VHS tapes. Some titles visible through the side of the bin include: Josie & the Pussycats, Sixteen Candles, You’ve Got Mail, and Benny & Joon.
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You're both so yar
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A friend said her kiddo hated flatware except for those flat spoons for dumplings? They were the key! But tbh just throwing food at a 7month old until they figure out to put it in their mouth is acceptable too. 🫠 It’s mostly for play at that age.
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We’re so cooked. 🫠
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
buttle rubbies?
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Connor Ewing @cmewing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is a picture of two women from the Vernon Cadet Training Centre, which holds summer programming for 12-18 year olds to develop skills on the way to adulthood. Unlike Secretary Hegseth, they do not deserve contempt or ridicule.
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Name five albums that helped shape you: 1) When the Pawn - Fiona Apple 2) Grace - Jeff Buckley 3) Wilson Phillips - Wilson Phillips 4) XO - Elliott Smith 5) the record - boygenius
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It is unconscionable that Dolly Parton should die before So Many Other People 🤨😭
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Since 2022!
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It was def the 90s version of “can you imagine your first dance, freeze-dried romance, five-hour phone conversation, the best soy latte that you’ve ever had, and me” 🥴
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Black Pete is speaking
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I turned to my spouse after the foot touch and said, “I’m gonna get REAL weird about this.”
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m always worried my kids will need to make a diorama for school, but the one time they did, the school gave them a box! I just feel like I made a lot more dioramas, but also we didn’t have powerpoint back then.
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hear me out, like a 2000s water bra but with helium I refill every day to try and crane lift these behemoths 😩
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This was my first time and I don’t like it!!
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is also my balm of choice
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Like even if you were fine with its use it isn’t ok to just do that with someone else’s intellectual property!
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ugh I’m sorry you’re between a rock and a hard place. If I were your prof I’d want to know. And minimally a group partner should ASK permission before loading any work that isn’t their own into ChatGPT!!
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I fucking hate it here
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Have just discovered that Palantir CEO is Taika Waititi’s Wario
Photos of Alex Karp, CEO of Big Bad Palantir Technologies
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It's important to do what's Sam's doing here and parsing the law & Constitution, but we must keep in view the forest: This is a huge advance in the US's transition into a presidential dictatorship. It gives the dictator effective authority to cancel laws by firing those tasked with enforcing them.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Directing Graham Platner’s campaign
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Everyone around them in enclosed rooms has to fart all of the time.
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Every website when I’ve clicked “Remember this device” and try to log in again
Blue fish Dory from Finding Nemo staring blankly and remembering nothing from the past 5 minutes.
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yesss devious mustache returns!!
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Omg wow /extremely neg
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Was he at the ny thing??
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I really need to try this bc I have some gorgeous HD skeins that don’t look as beautiful knit up. Sometimes finding the perfect pattern for the yarn is so tricky!
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh God we’re energy vampires 🥺😭
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hope all your dogs and cats and tender human hearts are ok.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Every time I see the word USMNT I think oh yes, the United States Mutant Ninja Turtles of course
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