Smands @smands.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The morning after he passed, his partner told me he had gotten them tickets for her birthday to see Brandi Carlile and asked if I’d come and go with her. 🥹😭 690
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My little brother passed away 4 weeks ago. I’ve been a bit heartbroken and not as much on social media. He was only 41 and had terminal cancer from burn pits in Afghanistan. 180
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I can’t believe I’m going to see Brandi Carlile this weekend in real life. My bucket list concert wish. I may melt into a human puddle. The way this has come about is bonkers. 2180
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Even disregarding her horrendous cuntiness, why would we want to watch what looks like a shot-for-shot remake of movies still in heavy rotation? Yawn 140
Reposted by SmandsCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14/09/2026We are not going to get out of the fascism problem by accepting just enough fascism to turn the heads of the fascism-curious. 42317594
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just heard Rhys Darby say he was out of work for several months, what a crime. I think he should get a show like Undercover Boss but it’s Undercover Rhys, where he has to come to work w/us and pretend he knows what he’s doing while he helps us with the daily grind. I think it he’d try his hardest! 😂 4619
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It is so weird when you expect to be moving waterwise!!! It can last quite a while. 010
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I really want to get an adapter so I can see what’s on that. It was probably some “one year per hour” video fest lol. MY CHILDHOOD 110
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I will always have a copy of that movie, it was one of my mom’s favorites. 🩵 110
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I mean 20-something years later and my family still says DUJOUR MEANS SEATBELTS when we get in the car. 130
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Cleaning out the garage and found a box of ancient relics! Feel free to tag yourself. 😂 10150
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A friend said her kiddo hated flatware except for those flat spoons for dumplings? They were the key! But tbh just throwing food at a 7month old until they figure out to put it in their mouth is acceptable too. 🫠 It’s mostly for play at that age. 110
Reposted by SmandsConnor Ewing @cmewing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This is a picture of two women from the Vernon Cadet Training Centre, which holds summer programming for 12-18 year olds to develop skills on the way to adulthood. Unlike Secretary Hegseth, they do not deserve contempt or ridicule. 2685696709
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Name five albums that helped shape you: 1) When the Pawn - Fiona Apple 2) Grace - Jeff Buckley 3) Wilson Phillips - Wilson Phillips 4) XO - Elliott Smith 5) the record - boygenius 020
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It is unconscionable that Dolly Parton should die before So Many Other People 🤨😭 0202
Reposted by Smandsdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026not to be confused with quesadilla 5581021802
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It was def the 90s version of “can you imagine your first dance, freeze-dried romance, five-hour phone conversation, the best soy latte that you’ve ever had, and me” 🥴 000
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I turned to my spouse after the foot touch and said, “I’m gonna get REAL weird about this.” 1190
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I’m always worried my kids will need to make a diorama for school, but the one time they did, the school gave them a box! I just feel like I made a lot more dioramas, but also we didn’t have powerpoint back then. 120
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Hear me out, like a 2000s water bra but with helium I refill every day to try and crane lift these behemoths 😩 150
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Like even if you were fine with its use it isn’t ok to just do that with someone else’s intellectual property! 120
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Ugh I’m sorry you’re between a rock and a hard place. If I were your prof I’d want to know. And minimally a group partner should ASK permission before loading any work that isn’t their own into ChatGPT!! 110
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Have just discovered that Palantir CEO is Taika Waititi’s Wario 260
Reposted by SmandsKevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It's important to do what's Sam's doing here and parsing the law & Constitution, but we must keep in view the forest: This is a huge advance in the US's transition into a presidential dictatorship. It gives the dictator effective authority to cancel laws by firing those tasked with enforcing them. 5774181
Reposted by SmandsDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Directing Graham Platner’s campaign 471660375
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Everyone around them in enclosed rooms has to fart all of the time. 010
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Every website when I’ve clicked “Remember this device” and try to log in again 0120
Smands @smands.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I really need to try this bc I have some gorgeous HD skeins that don’t look as beautiful knit up. Sometimes finding the perfect pattern for the yarn is so tricky! 110
Reposted by Smandsgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I hope all your dogs and cats and tender human hearts are ok. 417420
Reposted by SmandsPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Every time I see the word USMNT I think oh yes, the United States Mutant Ninja Turtles of course 725938