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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 9m
"Cunk On Cusk"
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 8h
Night night sweet dreamies Sometimes the nicest way to end a busy day is to stop thinking about everything you still have to do & remember everything you managed to do Tomorrow can wait until tomorrow.
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 48m
You cant spell "Lipizzaner" without "pizza" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipizzan
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Lipizzan - Wikipedia
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's good that we invented things like "government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 18h
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Yes, There's Evidence Trump Hacked the 2024 Election
YouTube video by Scott Carney
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 23h
Dalek Shrugged youtu.be/1EKJuRLCXQg?...
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Doctor Who: Genesis of the Communists
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is that Andrea "Miss" Parker Or Molly Parker ?
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is that Stephen Weber Or Tony Goldwyn ?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 01/10/2026
New York's economy grew by 4% in Q2 — more than any other state. Want to get your business off the ground? Hire only the best? There's one place to do it: New York. www.newsweek.com/new-york-lea...
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Map shows which state economies are growing and shrinking ahead of midterms
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Fats Revisited
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watching the rest of this today. Holds up well. youtu.be/_LxrZncFlQU?...
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Your Least Favourite Person's Favourite Book
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"What if Robocop and Judge Dredd went to Hogwarts?"
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Tip-Toe Thru' The Tullips With Me
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Last Word With Lawrence O'Donnell 9/29/26 | 🅼🆂🅽🅱️🅲 Breaking News Today September 29, 2026
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"12 signs you missed that Dr. Watson was a dog."
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Politics Chat, September 29, 2026
YouTube video by Heather Cox Richardson
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Minus The Bear - Knights (Official Video)
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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SPINOZA REVEALED HELL WAS CREATED IN 553 AD — AND THE SHOCKING DECISIONS OF THAT COUNCIL
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Its always something. youtube.com/shorts/HglxW...
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STARFISH HITLER
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"What is reality?" #firesignTheater #inspirationalQuotes
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Truth 👇
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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10 Chilling Reasons Scientists Now Think Consciousness Isn't Inside Your Brain
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel optimistic about the midterm elections, just over five weeks away. But my stomach aches when I think of what’s at stake. Call me nauseously optimistic. How do you feel? robertreich.substack.com/p/sunday-t…
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
H P Loveshack #halloween #Humor www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hp-...
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“The rust upon the roof of tin shall see your heart and know your sin.” Aug 20 2021 Aug 20 2022 (his bday) 8/20/24 8/20/25 8/20/26
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Why doesnt anyone believe the frog machine? You know, the Venus one."
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oops never mind
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Post from The Onion - YouTube
Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met https://theonion.com/cat-internally-debates-whether-or-not-to-rip-head-off...
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Shirley Bassey - Light My Fire [HQ]
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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“Grand conspiracy” prosecutor abruptly quits
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Wolf Hour @wolfhour.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most corrupt president and administration in the history of the USA .. (cartoon David Horsey)
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So gentle and so patient ❤️ #goldenretriever #sweetboy #butterfly #monarch IG: @thegoldenlifeofcharlie_ www.instagram.com/thegoldenlif...
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: Scientists at the University of Nottingham Develop a New Gel That Starts Repairing Damaged Tooth Enamel in Just 2 WEEKS This could replace fillings and change dental treatment worldwide, with use expected around late 2026–2027.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/09/2026
New Yorkers, a storm is arriving today. Don't travel if you don't have to. Never drive or walk through floodwater. Call 911 if you are in danger, and report nonemergency issues to 311. Look out for one another and stay safe.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"When faced with skyrocketing pesticide and nitrate levels in its drinking water supply, the city of Munich, Germany bypassed expensive chemical treatment plans and chose a radical path: they tackled the contamination at its very root." via Thefarmacyreal www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...
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💫Foxy💫 @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Happiest of Birthdays to you Thanks for always inspiring us ❤️
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SIMON PEGG impersonating all four Beatles in 10 seconds. Seriously impressive.
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I've posted this many times - needs to flood the media until election day.
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you realize your punishments as a child (stay home, take a nap, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.
Jinx the lazy bobtail tabby cat laying on the bed and covering her eyes with one paw. 
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
File under "Spy vs spy" youtube.com/shorts/xnAnY...
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Your pup may love this surprisingly entertaining interactive toy.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Gort Cloud @slygote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Wankel rotary engine" #montyPython #inspirationalQuotes
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🇵🇱 "Tell Your Boss 'Enough!'" The Polish Foreign Minister, through Lavrov, called on Putin to stop the war. 🗣️Sikorski: "You can still kill many people, but you cannot win. You are capable of stopping this imperial war at any time by your own decision...
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The largest dinosaur weighed around 85 tons. Some male blue whales weigh as much as 200 tons. A blue whale's heart is 6 feet wide and weighs 400 lbs. The largest animal that ever lived. Original post
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Grunion Shaftoe 🅅 @grunionshaftoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, I'm gonna keep my eyes on the November #election at this point.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
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