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ROXANNE VALENTINE

@sludgepunk.itch.io
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SHE/HER/IT/ITS || ADULT || 18+ || TRANSEXUAL DYKE, DOG RONIN, AND PSYCHIC WIZARD || I MAKE SHIT

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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 11h
fashy youtuber sleep paralysis demons
Some bullshit ass garbage drawings of JonTron and Internet Historian from their stupid knockoff game grumps show they're trying to launch for some asinine reason
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bea @frogappreciator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026
you should treat a trans person today
"stop using anti transgender language"

instead of "thank you", say "here is $20"
instead of "hey can you grab the door",  say "do you want me to send you money"
instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" 
instead of "how was your day", say "have $20"
instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"
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Mira, Violation Incarnate @mechsplotunes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do you think there's a poor bastard out there with an Old Man Henderson fictive
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hi i need money so im opening up discounted commissions! art: $5 for a doodle; $15 for a loose sketch; $20 for a polished sketch; $25 for flat color; $30 for painterly colors upcharge of $3 for nsfw doodles, and 20% for all other nsfw art pieces the analog art is for examples of my style
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 29/09/2026
Jane Handler taking a bite of mild buffalo chicken and choking up crying as Sartha awkwardly tries to give her a drink of water or something. the kink dynamic is gone
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Booberry Cereal @bonklechicken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You guys didn't think Peter would actually stay in his bed did you #spiderman #petraparker
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 29/09/2026
"grasp the weapon and prove yourself Meetra Kotys. before you lies a variety of hot sauce flavors, acquired from the local firehouse subs. are you truely human enough to- no this isn't a joke."
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Graceless Games @gracelessgames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dr D now has a full 3D model, don't call it a glow up
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DJ TRiST @dezm101.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ai vibecoding turned the ps vita hacking scene into a shithole lol
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 28/09/2026
the digital voices speaking to me, disassociation, and insane amounts of word association/thought jumping around in my brain i'm like if the oracle of delphi was a shitposter
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 28/09/2026
putting Jane Handler on Hot Ones just to see what would happen
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 28/09/2026
deleted a post in shame. im sorry to all the handlers that i implied would be on epic rap battles of history. i will not recind the statement of "i wanna feed that leatherclad bitch atomic wings" though. i think that would be funny.
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 28/09/2026
MY GENDER IS KNAVE CROSSED WITH SPELLSWORD. AND SELLSWORD. SPELLSELLSWORD. WHAT THE FUCK IS HONOR AND VIRTUE. KNIGHTPOSTING FOR LOSERS IM SITTING IN THE TAVERN GETTIN BLASTED WITH ALE WHILE COUNTING THE FIVE COINS I GOT FROM PLUNDERING YOUR MOMS CHESTS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
very well, blackguard. have it your way. if you insist on violence, then i shall repay every one of your sins tenfold. come and face me, one on one. allow me to show you the strength that lies in honor, and the- *my skull is punctured by a crossbow bolt and i fall over dead instantly*
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 25/09/2026
having to put my doggirl GF in a muzzle at the kink meetup after last time where she went after an age regressor
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kota @maristela.org · 24/09/2026
phineas and ferb is perryslop
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 22/09/2026
i-er-uh, busted a nut in my sister's lobotomy hole
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 22/09/2026
i am caught between giving a shit about my "image" and realizing that as a creator im not really ever gonna bust out so fuck it im adding siscon to the jfk projext
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
being transgender is like yea so guess im gonna be condemned to a cursed life of misery for wanting to fuck good and look cool
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 22/09/2026
letterboxd.com/sludgepunk/f... robocop is mechsploitation.
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A review of RoboCop (1987)
Alex Murphy is shot apart by criminals like a firing squad, torn apart in a display of cruelty. In a mirrored scene, RoboCop is shot apart by corporate SWAT officers, looking to dismantle him at the b...
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 22/09/2026
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 21/09/2026
repo the genetic opera is just mallgoth bioshock. i kind of disliked the movie as a story/musical but the world and vibes are so strong it carried it a bit for me.
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satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
no one has been more right than "this is the butchest woman (social media) can handle before they get scared"
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normal well-adjusted human being @rhymeswithk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
have you been nice to trans people today
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 19/09/2026
I got to playtest this a bit. Ea-Nasir complained about being stuck in the Hell of a religion that didn't exist until well after he died. Good times!
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 18/09/2026
what cis people fail to understand about transphobia is that it's not "treating trans men as women and trans women as men," it's "constantly occupying the status of Third-Sexed Unhuman who can be gendered in whichever way is most convenient at any given moment"
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 17/09/2026
i hate to say it but if WARHOUND came out in 2013 then we'd have multiple Homestuck Mechsploitation AU's
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 16/09/2026
mechsploitation is lesbian new world order porn
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Alt Bureau of Labor Statistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"moderator of r/doordash by the reddit username u/i_love_femboys6969 attempts to commit an act of terror on behalf of ISIS" is the most 21st century headline I've ever read.
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 16/09/2026
stop telling me im strong and brave and give me a fucking hug, please. or a few thousand dollars so i can pay for my fucking laser treatment again, and food and fix my car
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 16/09/2026
roxanne has been having a multi-day breakdown from dysphoria and self-imposed bullshit. i just want to be treated like a fucking woman for once. not as some alternative to maleness.
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 16/09/2026
i genuinely dont like the work i make, most of the time. its not horny enough, not queer enough, not smart enough. i dont want to persist in a languid state of creation, and tbh now that i'm working a Full Time Job i doubt i'll have the energy to make art
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 16/09/2026
thats right it turns out building an entire persona around being a funny little "guy" who wears button ups fucking smashes into your brain when you realize folks view you as a fruity man and not as a woman.
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 16/09/2026
i think i should kill the desire to be fucking marketable in my head, tbh. along with a lot of other things. maybe i be more horny on main. maybe i just nuke my fucking account and waddle off into the sunset, underwear full of smuggled substances. im tired folks
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
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Thorn-CMC @mindcntrlmkovr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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sabrina, uncluttered @unwisewoman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the transsexual reading this is gonna make it
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 14/09/2026
puppygirl cujo
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Your family is psychically vulnerable to President Carter’s wandering spirit. He can enter minds and infect them with thoughts of solar panels. To prevent this you can make or buy a specially designed net to ensnare his ghost, and it’s also a piece of art that brings both protection and beauty.
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Riah 🔪 @arbitraryartist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Followers Forever 🖤♥️
Illustration - A reimagined WWI WAD poster with Julie Farkas, Arcade Gannon, and my Follower OC. 

Julie stands in the center holding a clipboard her mohawk breaking the boundary she's standing in. To her right is Arcade with the OC to her left, they are holding a doctors bag. They stand before a obscured red Follower's cross 

Text under the illustration reads. 

Followers of the Apocalypse 

Medics, Cooks, Clerics, Cleaners, Mechanics, Farmers, Caravanners, Guards, Couriers, Etc, 

Are Urgently Needed 
Applications inquire at - Mormon Fort - Freeside - Mojave Wasteland
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 13/09/2026
fun roxi tip- don't universalize the trans experience and assume everyone has the same data points/experience as you do. will make you happier and easier to deal with. this goes especially hard for cis folk.
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 13/09/2026
hello folks reporting live from the YOLK BARN where i have spent 24 hours of my life in the last two days moving eggs. logging eggs. cleaning eggs. i am egg. (new job)
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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 12/09/2026
Why would they do this to Travis McElroy
A Home Depot skeleton dressed like a stereotypical mixologist, with bone tattoos on his arms and a big beard and horned rim glasses and an apron, mixing a glowing orange cocktail. With his bushy beard, thick glasses, and faux hawk, he looks A LOT like Travis, is the thing.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 13/09/2026
trans ppl basically lost the battle (not the war though) the minute everyone started thinking "sex is totally separate from gender and sex is more Real and Unchangeable" like full stop
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Alien Bob but also @jeremyoduber.com · 12/09/2026
Low tech high strangeness
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis) @cuntleyjune.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
on top of all that, it’s also a time when our surgical resources and funding are all under attack. we’ve seen a wave of surgical centers shut down over the last 18 months
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Salem's dog @magseidolia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sartha Thrace would enjoy a light beer if given the opportunity. Perhaps a Miller Lite™️ or a Bud Light™️, as a crisp, cool reward for a sortie well done
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 09/09/2026
"Oh, no I'm not a combat pilot. No, I'm. I'm not one of those either. My certification is for the Excel-98 Heavy Industry Suit." "No, I don't call my supervising manager mommy."
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