iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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bea @frogappreciator.bsky.social · 16h

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026

you should treat a trans person today

"stop using anti transgender language"

instead of "thank you", say "here is $20"
instead of "hey can you grab the door", say "do you want me to send you money"
instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20"
instead of "how was your day", say "have $20"
instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"

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Mira, Violation Incarnate @mechsplotunes.bsky.social · 22h

do you think there's a poor bastard out there with an Old Man Henderson fictive

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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

hi i need money so im opening up discounted commissions! art: $5 for a doodle; $15 for a loose sketch; $20 for a polished sketch; $25 for flat color; $30 for painterly colors upcharge of $3 for nsfw doodles, and 20% for all other nsfw art pieces the analog art is for examples of my style

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Banned Content @bonklechicken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You guys didn't think Peter would actually stay in his bed did you #spiderman #petraparker

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Graceless Games @gracelessgames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dr D now has a full 3D model, don't call it a glow up

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DJ TRiST @dezm101.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ai vibecoding turned the ps vita hacking scene into a shithole lol

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 28/09/2026

putting Jane Handler on Hot Ones just to see what would happen

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 28/09/2026

deleted a post in shame. im sorry to all the handlers that i implied would be on epic rap battles of history. i will not recind the statement of "i wanna feed that leatherclad bitch atomic wings" though. i think that would be funny.

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 28/09/2026

MY GENDER IS KNAVE CROSSED WITH SPELLSWORD. AND SELLSWORD. SPELLSELLSWORD. WHAT THE FUCK IS HONOR AND VIRTUE. KNIGHTPOSTING FOR LOSERS IM SITTING IN THE TAVERN GETTIN BLASTED WITH ALE WHILE COUNTING THE FIVE COINS I GOT FROM PLUNDERING YOUR MOMS CHESTS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

very well, blackguard. have it your way. if you insist on violence, then i shall repay every one of your sins tenfold. come and face me, one on one. allow me to show you the strength that lies in honor, and the- *my skull is punctured by a crossbow bolt and i fall over dead instantly*

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 25/09/2026

having to put my doggirl GF in a muzzle at the kink meetup after last time where she went after an age regressor

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kota @maristela.org · 24/09/2026

phineas and ferb is perryslop

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 22/09/2026

i am caught between giving a shit about my "image" and realizing that as a creator im not really ever gonna bust out so fuck it im adding siscon to the jfk projext

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baby cigarette @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

being transgender is like yea so guess im gonna be condemned to a cursed life of misery for wanting to fuck good and look cool

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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 22/09/2026

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 21/09/2026

repo the genetic opera is just mallgoth bioshock. i kind of disliked the movie as a story/musical but the world and vibes are so strong it carried it a bit for me.

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satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

no one has been more right than "this is the butchest woman (social media) can handle before they get scared"

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unhinged eldritch abomination @rhymeswithk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

have you been nice to trans people today

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 19/09/2026

I got to playtest this a bit. Ea-Nasir complained about being stuck in the Hell of a religion that didn't exist until well after he died. Good times!

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 18/09/2026

what cis people fail to understand about transphobia is that it's not "treating trans men as women and trans women as men," it's "constantly occupying the status of Third-Sexed Unhuman who can be gendered in whichever way is most convenient at any given moment"

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 17/09/2026

i hate to say it but if WARHOUND came out in 2013 then we'd have multiple Homestuck Mechsploitation AU's

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 16/09/2026

mechsploitation is lesbian new world order porn

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Alt Bureau of Labor Statistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"moderator of r/doordash by the reddit username u/i_love_femboys6969 attempts to commit an act of terror on behalf of ISIS" is the most 21st century headline I've ever read.

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 16/09/2026

i think i should kill the desire to be fucking marketable in my head, tbh. along with a lot of other things. maybe i be more horny on main. maybe i just nuke my fucking account and waddle off into the sunset, underwear full of smuggled substances. im tired folks

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you

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sabrina, uncluttered @unwisewoman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the transsexual reading this is gonna make it

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Your family is psychically vulnerable to President Carter’s wandering spirit. He can enter minds and infect them with thoughts of solar panels. To prevent this you can make or buy a specially designed net to ensnare his ghost, and it’s also a piece of art that brings both protection and beauty.

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Riah 🔪 @arbitraryartist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Followers Forever 🖤♥️

Illustration - A reimagined WWI WAD poster with Julie Farkas, Arcade Gannon, and my Follower OC.

Julie stands in the center holding a clipboard her mohawk breaking the boundary she's standing in. To her right is Arcade with the OC to her left, they are holding a doctors bag. They stand before a obscured red Follower's cross

Text under the illustration reads.

Followers of the Apocalypse

Medics, Cooks, Clerics, Cleaners, Mechanics, Farmers, Caravanners, Guards, Couriers, Etc,

Are Urgently Needed
Applications inquire at - Mormon Fort - Freeside - Mojave Wasteland

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 13/09/2026

fun roxi tip- don't universalize the trans experience and assume everyone has the same data points/experience as you do. will make you happier and easier to deal with. this goes especially hard for cis folk.

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 13/09/2026

hello folks reporting live from the YOLK BARN where i have spent 24 hours of my life in the last two days moving eggs. logging eggs. cleaning eggs. i am egg. (new job)

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 12/09/2026

Why would they do this to Travis McElroy

A Home Depot skeleton dressed like a stereotypical mixologist, with bone tattoos on his arms and a big beard and horned rim glasses and an apron, mixing a glowing orange cocktail. With his bushy beard, thick glasses, and faux hawk, he looks A LOT like Travis, is the thing.

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 13/09/2026

trans ppl basically lost the battle (not the war though) the minute everyone started thinking "sex is totally separate from gender and sex is more Real and Unchangeable" like full stop

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Alien Bob but also @jeremyoduber.com · 12/09/2026

Low tech high strangeness

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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis) @cuntleyjune.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

on top of all that, it’s also a time when our surgical resources and funding are all under attack. we’ve seen a wave of surgical centers shut down over the last 18 months

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Salem's dog @magseidolia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sartha Thrace would enjoy a light beer if given the opportunity. Perhaps a Miller Lite™️ or a Bud Light™️, as a crisp, cool reward for a sortie well done

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 09/09/2026

Nothing makes Sartha Thrace feel good the way being saddled up in the operator area of a high-rise forklift does.

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 08/09/2026

Nothing makes Sartha Thrace feel good the way being hunched over a toilet entering shitvana does.

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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

mr beast is like the ideal doll girl. do you see those eyes. no light in them whatsoever

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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

PC Gamer's Guide to Netiquette: Stay on topic! Don't be going to the Monster Truck Madness chatroom looking for cybersex. 📖: PC Gamer, April 1997

A snippet of a feature on internet gaming:

Netiquette
The Internet is a big and scary place, but if you behave your- self, you have little chance of being shunned and humiliated in front of elder gamers. Here are a few tips to keep you from being booted, dissed, or other- wise looked down upon by your gaming comrades.
1. If you're in a specified chat room, attempt to stay on topic. Very few people go into a Monster Truck Madness chat room in hopes of cybersex.

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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Need to raise about $400 toward this very quickly (e.g. tonight or very early tomorrow) to avoid a Problem.

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DMiurge @inplacesdeep.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This is the Petra Parker thing that most understands the comics

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 07/09/2026

"ive spent the last three days creating more insane and complicated ways to fake my own death, get super-HRT, and move to spain or somewhere hot." "why. why don't you just tell your parents you want them to be more supportive?" "shut up. too hard. now if i hire two hitmen..."

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El is in the Details @elsbells.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Today’s a great day to help fund my friend Nyri’s top surgery. She’s a gifted historian and SFF author who’s been struggling too long for too many systemic reasons. I want her to at least be able to feel more at home in her skin.

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