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zach | J. Stephenson

@strawbeehouse.bsky.social
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(he/him) 26 writer/artist/graphic designer i make fucked up guys for fun :> vampire enthusiast ko-fi.com/strawbeehouse strawbeehouse.carrd.co

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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hi i need money so im opening up discounted commissions! art: $5 for a doodle; $15 for a loose sketch; $20 for a polished sketch; $25 for flat color; $30 for painterly colors upcharge of $3 for nsfw doodles, and 20% for all other nsfw art pieces the analog art is for examples of my style
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alzandah Nintendo Switch 2 Edition @alzandah.bsky.social · 21h
My Metroid animation that could’ve just been a gif.
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🪼Jellyfishlines 🔜 PaxU🪼 @jellyfishlines.itch.io · 21h
Game about a warlock trying to get out from under their patron and the patron trying to make their warlock worse BUT it’s using the card game Svoyi Koziri (the only one I understand by reading it). Is this anything?
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smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026
you should treat a trans person today
"stop using anti transgender language"

instead of "thank you", say "here is $20"
instead of "hey can you grab the door",  say "do you want me to send you money"
instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" 
instead of "how was your day", say "have $20"
instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"
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Ajuna Soerjadi 🌸 @ethicsofai.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
There is no way to use ChatGPT responsibly.
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KNÖG 2MILLIONBADGERSINATRENCHCOAT (Streaming Hiatus) @liebheartthrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you for the space. Currently surviving the very harsh gig economy (and still waiting on my payout that was due TODAY) while trying to get back in a stable job in a unfortunately very conservative, difficult to live place. Anything helps, please and thank you ko-fi.com/liebheartthr...
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Katra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio 🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey everyone, I'm really in a bind. I was just told earlier today that my job will be terminating me on October 13th, exactly one day before my upcoming requested paid medical leave to recover from bottom surgery. I intend to fight this in court, but I could really use some help in the meantime.
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Donate to Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery, organized by Katra Ariello
Hi, my name is Katra, and I’ve just been notified that I’ll be let go of… Katra Ariello needs your support for Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery
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N.A. Soleil | Metacosm Chronicles @metacosmchronicles.com · 29/09/2026
If you have an AI-slop profile pic and feel like hawking your "manuscript help" on one of my posts do me a favor and fuck all the way off. You are fooling no one, and if I cared about ChatGPT's opinion on my shit I'd ask it myself, not pay you to do it. #Writing #WritingCommunity
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Thought Slime @slimemildred.bsky.social · 23h
Another great video! One thing I wish you’d pointed out though is *central thesis of entire video.*
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hi i need money so im opening up discounted commissions! art: $5 for a doodle; $15 for a loose sketch; $20 for a polished sketch; $25 for flat color; $30 for painterly colors upcharge of $3 for nsfw doodles, and 20% for all other nsfw art pieces the analog art is for examples of my style
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
might open up emergency art commissions. nsfw is an option now
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Jessica the Bestica 🏳️‍🌈Thought Bubble TM Hall A5 ☕Trying My Best @anireal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎉🌱🍄 Poison Ivy cover 50 🍄🌱🎉 A new era~ We made it y'all ♥️ Thank you so much for the support and sharing stories of how art has connected with and inspired you~ 🌱
Character Poison Ivy holding a needle filled with green liquid in front of her face.
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label.
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✨Purple💜Enma✨ 🔞 @purpleenma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Activated charcoal also fucks up with medication absorption and the like, tbh it's a huge health risk in many instances and idk why it's still being used (I mean, I know, *capitalism* but yeah...)
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Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Transphobia is just sexism, hope all the TERFs who’ve supported ending my trans rights can go stare long and hard in the mirror, then get a good therapist.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 28/09/2026
TRANS and INTERSEX students. When it impacts TRANS and INTERSEX students consequentially more than it does LGB or A students, just say the words.
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God I hate being right.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Alex A. Pagliuca @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That really is bullshit.
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Every Bite Counts @sandybeach805.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m not a religious person. But the response here is what I imagine a Christian should be.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“I don’t have a problem with trans people, I just don’t think they should be able to use public bathrooms or play sports or get healthcare—“ ok so that’s segregation. you are functionally a segregationist. and you want me to believe that fights fascism somehow. ok.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026
Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” has gotten me some solid results.
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
im working on a bday present for @dungeonmagister.bsky.social dont tell him >:]
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WHODUNNIT @whodunnitvn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy to share that WHODUNNIT was selected to be part of the Game Devs of Color Expo! 🥳🫶 go check out all the amazing games that are part of it in the official Steam sale: store.steampowered.com/sale/gdocexp... thanks for the support @gdocexpo.com 💚 that's very kind
Participation announcement for the 2026 Game Devs of Color Expo, featuring WHODUNNIT's key art
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
here it is, peen included. at least 3 minutes of struggling with hands. jeez this isn't a speed draw so feel free to skip around. or just enjoy the penis. whatever works for u
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
stack from sinners (4 hrs; HB pencil)
image of Stack from Sinners with his hand close to his mouth. he is wearing a wide brim hat and bears an interested expression on his face. he is wearing a suit and a metal ring on his pinky. drawn in graphite HB pencilreference image for the drawing
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
"favorite oc" is a bit generous for Slyme, given that he is The Worst, but he's my favorite oc to draw so that has to count for something he's a VTM oc i made back in 2022, and every time i draw him he gets a new haircut/color and more green. he's a nosferatu tiktok eboy and he gets away with (1/2)
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digital painting of Slyme, a VTM oc. He is of the clan Nosferatu, and has pale green skin as of this image, as well as darker green hair. His eyes are narrowed with an orange glow, and his maw is open and bloody. With one hand he claws at the background, and with the other he reaches out toward the viewer. He is wearing leather pants and a mesh shirt, and bears a tramp stamp of an anatomical heart partially covered by his clothing. 3/4 view of slyme (a vampire with green skin, a bat-like mouth, pointed ears, and a skeletal nose) from the neck up. he has two piercings in his left earlobe and an industrial piercing at the pointed end. he is wearing gold eye makeup and dark eyeliner. the expression on his face is coy, almost flirtatious. his wolf cut hairstyle is split-dyed blue and purple, with the split reversing on his bangs (purple bangs on the blue side and vice versa). 

he is against a dark, energetic background. an aura of pure miasma.
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
real! i also have this oil pastel piece i did for a class in 2023
oil pastel bust of Slyme with a studded leather choker and bloody teeth
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
new pfp! this is my sona, sucre (he/him). he's an incubus :]
sucre (he/him) is a pinky-purple incubus with short, fluffy, dark purple hair. he is wearing a pink patent leather bodysuit with a large heart cutout on the abdomen, as well as a choker, two armbands, and a pair of booty shorts just out of frame (all of which are made of black patent leather). he is posed sensually, holding a heart-shaped lollipop with a trail of spit between it and his lips.
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
drew my friend @cervinephoenix.bsky.social 's sona
cervine, a woman with skeletal arms, green flame wings, and a deer skull for a head. her eye has a green heart for a pupil, and her antlers have green flames on the tips. she is wearing a green '30s style dress with puffy sleeves and a high collar.
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
new pfp babes
a black and green sketch of my oc, Slyme (a nosferatu vtm vampire), edited to look lile a grungy, grainy, photocopied album cover. across his eyes is a bright green bar with text (font is DS Zierschrift) on top that says his name. in the bottom right corner is a parental advisory warning, also green and black
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
drop something purple!
edited sketch of the character HABIT from everymanhybrid, made to look lile a grungy, purple and black album cover. he is surrounded by rabbits with X's over their eyes, and is holding a knife covered by a parental advisory warning, often seen on explicit albums.
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
MARBLE HORNETS 17TH ANNIVERSARY ZINE DROPPED LETS GOOOO i made these pieces for it!! but theres also other amazing arists in this!! check it put for FREE here: decemberspecter.itch.io/marble-horne...
jay merrick standing in front of slenderman, who looms over him. he is wearing a baseball cap and a hoodie, and looks distressed. darkness surrounds him, and threatens to take him into it. the edit creates a night-vision tape recording effect, the green interrupted by red 0's surrounding Jay. over his eyes are two reed X'sheavily edited, monochrome still of alex kralie with blood dripping down his forehead. he looks disaffected. torn, red paper frames his face, with red 0's covering the negative space on his left/our right. a large version of the operator symbol (an O with an X on it) sits on the shadow of his eye.
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
little paint sample card doodles
two paint sample cards, both illustrated on with black marker. the one on bottom is a muted, cool purple called "Shadow Mountain," upon which a mountain range is depicted along with the setting sun. the top is a pale yellow, "Lazy Sun," which depicts the sun laying on the ground, lit joint in hand, with smoke pouring from its mouth and nose. text on it reads "420 BRUH"
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
dangan weed that makes u kill
chibi of ibuki mioda. her eyes are pink and she is offering you a joint to take the edge off
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M. W. Hall @dungeonmagister.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I WAS LOWERING AN OVERHEAD DOOR AND A FUCKING SPIDER JUMPED OFF OF IT AND HIT ME RIGHT IN THE MOUTH MOTHER FUCKER GAVE ME A KISS WHAT THE FUCK
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
anyway i updated my commissions form so uhhhhh you should check it out :] forms.gle/7AdZ7JZbFzz4...
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Agree to the following terms, then we can begin.
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Paul @spookshow71.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
QRP your spooky art!
A weird hunched figure with an obscured face lurks behind a barren tree.
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sleepy @jroahn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
playing ff7 for the first time
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me when i finally figured out the timelapse feature in Krita but it's after i got most of the sketch done ;0;
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Midnight Coffee @midnightcoffee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now would be a very good time to get a comicfury page up and running, especially if you don't have your own site. And also throw them some money for continuing to be the one good webcomic platform. www.patreon.com/comicfury
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Rosie M 💫 | Comm closed @supnovagy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like sure fanart or oc can attract clients too but there are some artists that put effort into personal stuff and not as much into commissions… ofc that’s not always the case but some clients will only comm ya if you shown commission work
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Rosie M 💫 | Comm closed @supnovagy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know some artists are afraid of posting them due to fear of your followers not liking, it flopping or you’re known for OC/fanart but past commissions is the best to get new clients Why is that? Because I’ll know what I’ll be getting in quality, art style, etc. I’ll what what to expect
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Rosie M 💫 | Comm closed @supnovagy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A little tip for artists from a recurring client: if you’re struggling to get commissions but have had done previous commissions before, don’t be afraid to post them! Repost them over again from time to time even! Usually past commissions is what will attract clients most of the time
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faith 🗡🦋 @rythulia.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
red space 🌌❤️ [ #art #pixelart #ドット絵 #sciart #space #spaceart #stars #celestial ]
pixel art piece featuring a space scene. on the right, there is a huge nebula of different shades of red. there are lots of stars, which also come in different sizes, are bright red & white. the outline of a red planet is visible on the left, next to one of the two red shooting stars. the other shooting star is at the top right of the piece
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zach | J. Stephenson @strawbeehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nothin beats drawin peen to end the day ☺️
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⛓️Nye🐇 @nigelgraz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pointy
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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