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Tim Crutchley

@slownews.bsky.social
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Bristol, beats, bears, birds (avian), beers, beets, battlestar galactica. Oh, also, renewables and climate change 📸 IG: slownewpics

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Minority representation on TV causes outrage From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Donald Trump, Benjamin Netanyahu and Nigel Farage walk into a bar. ”Fuck off”, says the barman.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and, with the greatest respect, it would be better if they all just marched off the pier into the sea with their stupid hats
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Peter O’Hanraha-hanrahan @peterohanrahah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
rnli.org/support-us/g...
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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 08/09/2026
Make a donation to the RNLI: rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Sarah Creighton @saraita101.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gerard McCarthy's response to Maureen Lipman is so fucking good
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saw this in my local and thought of @pelliclemag.com
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Prison?
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Ogmios School of Zen Motoring Ep 10 - Madcap Plans
YouTube video by Ogmios
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
has @totallyshow.bsky.social gone pop? it's very quiet
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Really good this, another dot on the map.
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
at least Arsenal fans had about 48hrs of being happy about Bruno
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's funny, you really like a DJ some 30 years ago, and his music evolves and really follows you consistently. #Selador is just a smashing label. #housemusic soundcloud.com/selador-reco...
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Selador Sessions 378 | Dave Seaman's Radio Therapy
Dave's back with another ripsnorting radio adventure, leading you through 60 more minutes of the finest, cherry picked contemporary club music around. Step right this way party people... Tracklist..
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Do it, you'll really like it.
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
OHHHH, Mourinho's got a TV special out, i see
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's Sid, of course it's going to be good.
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Self care is: - Cooking a nice meal - Going for a walk - Finding an amulet on the walk - Using the amulet to curse your enemies - Relishing in your enemies misfortune - Becoming drunk with the power of the amulet - Having a nice bath
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 03/08/2026
oh no, a sentient puddle of sick and dog faeces has died
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I still concede that the ball should be bowled exactly on '0'.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
police have arrested a man for failing to update his PDF reader, he is described as mid 30s, brown hair and has no fixed adobe
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
UEFA, bloody hell. Well played.
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ah, i just really enjoy Mat Zo, always have. on.soundcloud.com/EfRoFv3k3UA4...
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Fabric Mix 2026
Subsurface out now: https://found.ee/matzo_subsurface Grammy nominated music maker, mixer and founder of @madzoomusic llewis@littleempiremusic.com
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Nick Ames @nickames82.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Enough statements, enough words, enough "careful consideration", enough private disgust. It's time for UEFA and Europe to take action against what FIFA and Infantino are doing to football: www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Uefa has to show backbone: concrete action can make Fifa’s World Cup plans untenable | Nick Ames
European football has shown an increased willingness to talk tough with Fifa but words can only be wielded so many times
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I had to de-bank from Barclays cos they're uber-cunts but now Monzo sponsors The Hundred. FS
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Leo Hickman @leohickman.carbonbrief.org · 27/07/2026
Welcome to the frontpage of the Daily Telegraph* website... * The newspaper that has relentlessly spent the past three decades seeking to belittle climate science and undermine climate action at every turn
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Politics UK @politicsuk.com · 27/07/2026
🚨 NEW: Count Binface has revealed his manifesto for the Clacton by-election
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The camera work is pretty crap, mind. #thehundred
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ok ok, I'm actually enjoying this Hundred game. Ravindra exceptional.
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Tristan Cork @tristancorkpost.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Future generations/ survivors will study this front page in school.
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Everyone who uses "smart glasses" to be legally required to strap one of these to their head and light it up when the camera is on
Replica BBC studios "RECORDING LIVE" sign
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Probably makes the most sense within the current crop.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 28/07/2023
It's that time again! #birds #bird #shorebirds #birding
A three panel comic. In panel 1, two people are facing each other. The first person asks "Hey, do you want to drive really far and spend hours staring at distant, rapidly moving gray-brown objects while trying to find subtle differences between them?" and the second says "No." In panel 2, the first person says "What if they're bird-shaped?" and the second person says "Then absolutely, yes." In panel 3, the two people are standing and looking through binoculars at distant shorebirds on a beach. The first person says "Yay shorebirds season!" and the second says "Woo!"
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Colm Meaney Colm Friendly
Colm Meaney in The Damned United doing some shouting and finger-waving Colm Meaney wearing glasses and in a suit and tie, probably at a film premiere of some kind, grinning and waving
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is good, the local Bristol trains should be run electrically.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
OK, we've got just under a month until the Premier League kicks off, sooner if you're a fan of the EFL or SPL, and you know what, I really enjoyed the football posting over the World Cup and think we should keep up that energy. Here's the Starter Pack I made for it go.bsky.app/EvGoMRN
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is good, really good.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Honk if you love impersonating geese.
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Stick that up ya you pricks
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Merino scores tha...
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fuck off Argentina, fuck off.
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Janine Gibson @janinegibson.ft.com · 19/07/2026
Scrap the Romesh thing just clip Wayne Rooney saying he thought the half time show was crap and the licence fee QR code
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney is all of us. #CRAP
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Willey!!! Fantastic fielding
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
And that's why Harry Brook should be nowhere near the Test Captaincy.
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Tim Crutchley @slownews.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sydney Pints
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A good day to be reminded that Hunt for the Wilderpeople is an amazingly funny heartfelt film about found family. RIP Sam Neill 💙
A poster for the movie Hunt for the Wilderpeople showing the main characters in a crescent arc
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